My First Time (Kind Of)

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My First Time (Kind Of)

Postby LesUndead » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:44 am

Disjointed coverage of my first BrikWars grand battle:

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These are the Jar-Jars, lead by some sort of calvary officer.
They drop out early in the game, for <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jar+Jar+Binks&amp;r=f">obvious reasons</a>.

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These are the unfinished Undead Nazis,
lead by an armoured Count Dracula.


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This is the dapper bomber (far right) and his assorted crew.


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These are the ninjas lead by their suicidal leader, The Grey One.


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These are the Harry Potters, lead by their brave Tuskan Raider
captain and his laser-shooting turban.


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This is the Chernobyl baby and the mini-Chernobyl baby, who live...


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In this castle.


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The Harry Potters start off fighting the ninjas.
They do pretty well in the beginning, and even shoot the head off one!


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Then they try to jump off their high ground to get in the fighting.
This one lands on his own buzzsaw and is sawed in half.
Two more Harry Potters fall and die due to that same buzzsaw.

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The Tuskan Raider captain and his laser turban join the fight.
Now they're really fucked. He charges up his laser and...

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Explodes, killing everyone in the immediate area.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the battlefield...


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A calvary captain awakens The Mummy, who proceeds to dismember him.


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A clone trooper jackhammers the anus of one of two recently
raised-from-the-dead skeletons who are busy... fighting?


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The dapper bomber creams his pants.


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His base of operations is appropriately renamed.


Some time passes, and...


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Dracula takes pity on the last of the Harry Potters,
biting him and giving him vampiric powers.

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He then takes his prize (Catwoman). Their offspring is a Jar Jar,
who is chained up and later thrown in a river to drown.


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The Grey One, taking into account all this madness,
does the only sane thing and commits sepuku.
Unfortunately, it does not kill him and he
spends the rest of the game limping around.


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The game ends when the dapper bomber is launched from his dapper cannon (not pictured),
unleashing the full extent of his dapper powers. All parties subsequently drop their weapons,
join hands in a circle around the Chernobyl baby, and start singing <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOBMzMTP4U">Waiting on the World to Change</a>.

At its conclusion, everyone creams their pants (not pictured).
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Postby Arkbrik » Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:19 am

That... that was so... beautiful... :cry:
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Postby IVhorseman » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:28 am

This is the greatest Brikwar I've ever seen. Never before have I been so happy to see the game end in hand-holding and singing.
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Postby Doopliss » Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:40 am

Zombie Nazis led by Count Dracula

How is Operation Darkness anyways?
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Postby pesgores » Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:10 pm

After the best BrikWars army ever, we now have the best BrikWars battle ever.
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Postby Greenkey15 » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:24 pm

*A single tear runs down my cheek as I stand in awe of the awesomeness at hand*
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Postby birdman » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:34 pm

that...
that was amazing.
are all your games of this caliber?
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Postby LesUndead » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:55 pm

How is Operation Darkness anyways?

I wanted to badly to play it, but then I read some reviews. Apparently it's absolute rubbish.

that...
that was amazing.
are all your games of this caliber?

This is only the third game I've played, but they've all been pretty good. The other two were a bit slower due to less players, though.

I'm still a bit wary of using vehicles :?
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:12 pm

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Dude, I loved that castle!
I also had this siege tower thing, and a pirate ship.
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Postby Jaye Tea » Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:21 pm

Wow i don't know what to say after seeing that.
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Postby pesgores » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:20 am

Bonn-o-Tron wrote:Image

Dude, I loved that castle!
I also had this siege tower thing, and a pirate ship.


Why does everyone have a castle of that kind?
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Postby randomno12 » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:36 am

I have that fisher price castle from when i was little 2!
CAKE OR DEATH? That is the question...
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Postby pesgores » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:43 am

Every one I know has it. But only those 12+. And only boys have it.

I have it as well. I used to play so much with it...

One of the best toys ever, after LEGO®, in my opinion.
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Postby Arkbrik » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:09 am

My brother has a castle that looks kind of like that, just mirrored and with uglier colors. Probably a knock-off.
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Postby 501stCadians » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:14 am

I think you should change your title. I had interesting thoughts when i saw "My first time". :D
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