First Battle

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First Battle

Postby Hevyneon » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:51 am

I'm new to the whole Brikwars thing, but it looked fun, so I thought "What the hell!" and made my friend play a game of Brikwars with me. It was pretty damn fun, and am sure we will play it again soon.

Here's the battle report.
http://neonkolorz.wordpress.com/
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Postby Elmagnifico » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:00 am

Very funny. Ewok Math=also funny.

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6. For some reason, lists always start with 6.

7. Never contradict Rayhawk, our supreme overlord, or insult Stubby, who seems to have connections to the above supreme overlord.

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9. Stay away from my floppy penis and all Tarren-contaminated posts.

10. You can never have enough fire or red bushes.

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12. Have fun!

13. In order to obey rule #12, do not be afraid to bend all other rules, including those of physics, gravity, and motion. So long as you steer clear of rule #7, that is.
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Postby tahthing » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:31 am

Elmagnifico wrote:7. Never contradict Rayhawk, our supreme overlord, or insult Stubby, who seems to have connections to the above supreme overlord.

stubby is Rayhawk, read his his profile
"some people are like slinkies there really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs"
"Triangalism! What's the fuckin' point!"
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Postby lrdofbricks » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:02 pm

that is freakin hilarious
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:43 pm

Nice battlle for first of you. Welcome for me too.

Fitting in this thread, i havent post my battles, but i have fought them.
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Postby Hevyneon » Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:03 pm

Thanks for making me feel welcome, and for the info. I'll remember that.
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Postby pesgores » Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:22 pm

Hevyneon wrote:Thanks for making me feel welcome, and for the info. I'll remember that.


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Postby jifel » Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:32 pm

pesgores wrote:
Hevyneon wrote:Thanks for making me feel welcome, and for the info. I'll remember that.


JOIN THE ▲LISTS NOW OR WE'LL KILL YOU

Great battle, but before you listen to Pes here, check out all of the options here.
http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1765&start=0
Join the Dice! (note. You don't actually have to believe in real life, just while playing brikwars).

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Postby Doopliss » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:25 pm

Trianglelists? Did Pes indirectly misspell his own religion?
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Postby tahthing » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:04 pm

pesgores wrote:JOIN THE ▲LISTS NOW OR WE'LL KILL YOU

yep
thats a triangle then its list so trianglelist, tut,tut, a pope who can't spell his own religion
"some people are like slinkies there really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs"
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Postby Hevyneon » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:23 pm

jifel wrote:
pesgores wrote:
Hevyneon wrote:Thanks for making me feel welcome, and for the info. I'll remember that.


JOIN THE ▲LISTS NOW OR WE'LL KILL YOU

Great battle, but before you listen to Pes here, check out all of the options here.
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Join the Dice! (note. You don't actually have to believe in real life, just while playing brikwars).

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Thanks, but I worship Brikthulhu.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:27 am

Oh, one thing I forgot:

14 All new users are to go to the Announcements section and introduce themselves in the appropriate thread.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:50 am

lol nice pic heavyneon
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Postby pesgores » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:24 pm

tahthing wrote:
pesgores wrote:JOIN THE ▲LISTS NOW OR WE'LL KILL YOU

yep
thats a triangle then its list so trianglelist, tut,tut, a pope who can't spell his own religion


No, I really meant the Triangle Lists. It's the official Trianglists "List" of believers. An edadrev, einagne-em.
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