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Note: Sorry if there are some inconsistancies in the battle. I had them in order but brickshelf alphabetized them.
Here is the battlefield.
Here is my Post-Apoc Army
Here is Bike Launcher's Army(the old fashioned car isn't his)
My Killdozer
My Valkyrie Fighter
Bike's Tank
Bike's Post-Apoc Garbage Truck
Bike's L33t Troopers
Jimmy the Cop. Jimmy had been promoted to honorary Hero after decimating one of my friend's squads in another game.(he's the bald one.)
The Starbucks and Taylor the Latte Boy. He has a grenade launcher so don't screw with him!
Some of Bike's angry Japanese Soldiers
So now the battle started. Bike went first. His garbage truck flipped a civilian van.
Bike moved his Ultra Light rocket plane up to bomb my troops.
The Horror! There Bloody Horror!
My turn now, I was pissed after the Ultra Light decimated 7 guys so I wanted revenge. I shot the wing of the Ultra Light with my jeep, bringing it down
But I wanted more revenge... ... Explosive Revenge!
I moved my Valkyrie up and fired a missile.
Unfortunatly it failed mid flight.
I tried the second one though.
This one failed signifigantly less.
I genocidified all of Bike's Japanese soldiers. I am surprised that the nearby cops din't charge my fighter pilot with war crimes.
I moved up my jeep to attack but failed.
My RPG guy tried to get a shot of but he sneezed at the last second, sending the RPG careening of into the sky.
One of my heros killed a machine gunner.
Bike's turn. One his troopers tries to Triangle Job Gun my jeep but fails
Bike's hero does a heroic stunt to clamber up the low-hanging power line.
Bike's Deathtub moves up to attack my hero.
The tub fails but the garbage truck does the job.
My turn again. My jeep kills the Triangle Job trooper.
My SMG trooper kills a frogman.
My jeep advances.
My Valkyrie fires and kills two Rocketeers
Bike's turn. a second trooper picks up the Triangle Job gun and attacks my jeep.
My SMG trooper is killed.
Bike is having really bad dice rolls. Here is one of many fails.
Another fail.
After four more fails we decided that Rick Astley suddenly appeared and RickRoll'd Bike's army.
My turn. I charged Bike's tank with the Killdozer.
My RPG trooper attacked Bike's L33ts.
He kills two.
My biker charges and gores a guy.
A guy picks up the dead SMG trooper's dynamite and runs toward the garbage truck.
The result.
Bike's turn. He loaded a L33t into his tank.
His tank attacked my Valkyrie.
Sorry I forgot but a few turns back Bike's hero jumped on to the cockpit of the Valkyrie but failed to bust in.
A turn later my troops shot him off.
Now back to the present turn, Bike's sniper shot at my biker but missed.
Bike moved his walker up but didn't do anything with it.
One of my laser troopers is killed.( tHose are Natalya's laser rifles. all credit to her for them.)
My turn. My Valkyrie fired and failed it's last missile.
My RPG trooper takes a shot but fogets to load a new RPG.
Bike's turn. His Deathtub shoots at my RPG trooper but misses.
Bike's riflemen kill my Biker and surrounding troops.
Note: the dead guy with the muscle shirt and rifle(credit to pesgores) is JACK BLACK!
My turn. My other hero tries to knock the leg out from under the walker.
He fails and shatters the bones in his hand.
We had to quit after this. We agreed that I was the winner since Bycicle Launcher had few troops left.
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