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Postby Warhead » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:24 pm

You all must have been shattered and still wired after all that fighting. Fantastic battle, thanks for posting the pics.
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Postby Strana » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:46 pm

there is still more and yes i will be adding descriptions to help you follow the battle. its just that there is 67 more photos to do and brickshelf takes a bit to upload a mass of pictures
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:18 pm

About time someone had a huge battle like this.


I'm having a huge battle with severalcatsdancing on Saturnalia day. Super Jews, Al-Kind-of, Space Commies and maube even Jesus riding a rocket-propelled Tauntaun.
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Postby dragonslayer15 » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:08 am

There is only onw word to discribe this battle...!EPIC! :twisted:
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Postby Pwnerade » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:00 am

I need an incredible amount of time and the right bricks and people like you living near me. Then my life will be complete. Also, where are the rules you used for the massive space battles you did that I saw in the battle repot thread?
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Postby Natalya » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:48 pm

TBH they used some weird rules for this battle. I kinda just went along with it but it made vehicles nearly impossible to kill. Oh, and yes, my small tank did indeed ram itself through the glass cultist temple. The driver set it on cruise control and it just plowed right in. Then it fired in the center and with an epic roll prettymuch everyone was slaughtered in an explosion of blood. Death to the peach cultists!!

However, that all came at a cost. The death of the cultists finished their blood sacrafice and a squad of undead was raised right in the middle of the temple.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:53 pm

Ooo, Peach Death Cultists, cool. That idea is getting used.

The Tank through Glass Church was the best bit for me.
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Postby RoC77 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:24 pm

Where are the rest of the pic's? I want to see how this ends!
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Postby Strana » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:12 pm

lol thier coming up I've been withought the internet since some time around the 23rd and i didnt get it back until yesterday.

NatalyaAF wrote:TBH they used some weird rules for this battle. I kinda just went along with it but it made vehicles nearly impossible to kill. Oh, and yes, my small tank did indeed ram itself through the glass cultist temple. The driver set it on cruise control and it just plowed right in. Then it fired in the center and with an epic roll prettymuch everyone was slaughtered in an explosion of blood. Death to the peach cultists!!

However, that all came at a cost. The death of the cultists finished their blood sacrafice and a squad of undead was raised right in the middle of the temple.


since when were elder gods picky about the souls they got as long as they came from a sentient creature
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Postby Strana » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:05 pm

more picks

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doc heads of to give some reversal of trauma, artillery fires. one last man picks up an officers weapon and flames incoming Vol infantry group. missile troops run up concentrating fire on various conglomerations of troops
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a Vol assault shuttle lands on the command van to take it over, they are succesful after a few casualties namely because my officers are pyros and his flamethrower suffered a discombuberation
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due to the sacrifice of so many persons virgin or otherwise not only are the undead raised but also brikthulu, tearing thru the very fabric of reality in answer to so much chaos
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the assyrians having procured thier mobile power generation device for the gate speed quickly to hook it up and send somebody home.
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the iron maiden finally moves from cover in resp-onse of so many lost tanks/apc's the Vol move up thier units especialy thier heroes
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due to the madness the is brikthulu his eldrich powers reach out and head explode the driver of one of the Unions procured vehicles with the leader riding along, as the vehicle hurtles up a tank using as a ramp to crash into one of the Stranians medium mecha
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partial success the vehicle plows into the mech but its flimsy civilian construction deals little damage to the mech
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fearing the worst (and that they wouldnt get to kill anyone ol sparky and a sargeant pop out of abigails hatch as she faces down an astounding amount of firepower.
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she's heavily damaged one hp remaining but still alive
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one of the Unions jeeps pulls around to reengage on the Vol flank
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after killing 2 Vol the squad repays the favor flaying flesh from the bone, in a orgasmic bit of detruction (to bad i was running out of blood at this point)
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one of the funnier picks the Unions V-tol Craft crashlands in the brothels door.
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The undead quickly move to engage the nearest concentration of fleshies.
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troopers blast some more the the church opening it up for destruction of the light tank
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one of the few surviving officers hops to and kills a Assyrian hero

more in a bit almost done.
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Postby warman45 » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:40 pm

HURRY DIAL THE STARGATE! REMEMBER THE IRIS CODES!

lol from far away it looks like SG-1 is going to pop out and start kicking ass.
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Postby BFenix » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:26 pm

wow.... that was one, big, kick ass awesome EPIC battle! there so much carnage that you just get confused! w8, i see Vol and Assyrians, which one of you are the commanders? just curious of knowing these dudes :)
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Postby BFenix » Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:32 pm

also, how many CPS in each army? some astronomical number i bet
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Postby Magic Soap » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:59 pm

Warhead wrote:Ooo, Peach Death Cultists, cool. That idea is getting used.

The Tank through Glass Church was the best bit for me.


Such insolence, turning a house of God into a house of Bloodshed... :?: :idea:

Methinks all battles should include a drunk Russian Priest.
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