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Harpoon Jones
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:17 pm
by stubby
You have to scroll through a whole lot of /tg/ static to read the story, but here's the tale of Harpoon Jones:
Part 1:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9855776
Part 2:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9878921
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:39 pm
by Massam
My god....it is beautiful.
I salute you, Harpoon Jones.
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 6:37 pm
by IVhorseman
HERO OF THE DEEP
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:05 pm
by Warhead
Harpoon Jones, Hero Of The Deep. He shall live again.
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 2:44 am
by Tuefish
Harpoon Jones. Hero of the deep.
Nevar forget.
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 2:59 am
by Tuefish
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 4:15 am
by Warhead
It's a bit blurred but it was underwater.
HARPOON JONES
+++R.I.P+++
Hero of the Deep
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 5:39 am
by Elmagnifico
now THAT was E-to the-P-to the-I-to the-C.
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 9:06 am
by IVhorseman
Why isn't this mainpaged?
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 9:29 am
by Moronstudios
This was purely amazing. Harpoon Jones is most likely the greatest of all heros in the deep. Lived, and died, like a true badass.
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 11:14 am
by stubby
IVhorseman wrote:Why isn't this mainpaged?
I'm too lazy. If you want to write an article and links then I'll give you the byline.
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 3:07 pm
by Ogel96
I think the only way to describe him is...
He is worthy of thade's empire.
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 10:19 am
by RagnarokRose
...YES.
Stubby, you HAVE to know that one dude who made the Star Wars animation. Get him on the line. Give him this story. IT MUST BE TOLD IN PLASTIC VIDEO. THE WORLD MUST KNOW.
Freaking.
Epic.
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 4:35 pm
by Scottsamn
May you rest well in the deep, Harpoon Jones. This minifig is worth a 42 gun salute.
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 4:49 pm
by RagnarokRose
Anonymous wrote:Well that just sounds fucking stupid. "HURR MINIS RULES BUT WE DO IT WEETH LEGO SO IT ARE AUTOMAGICAL WHIMSEY."
... it's like somebody was playing 40k, heard one neckbeard whine too many, knocked over the table, and declared a neckbeard versin of Calvinball to be in effect.
Clearly this is fucking genius and it has my full support. +1 bump and please carry on, gentlemen.
Post found in Part Two. This man seems to have a clear, unfettered view of our mental state, chaps...
CALVINBALL!