The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010

[Natalya]

Turn 8 Assyrian Militia:



The Yellows all open up on the escaping truck.




The Damage Roll -- 27




The Defense Roll -- 30!!

Miraculously, two of 10's gave it re-rolls and so the truck isn't even scratched.




But that didn't stop 5 more Peaches from being slaughtered at McDonald's. This is the McDonald's Massacre.




The Horror!!


The Vol



They return fire but only one Peach dies. They had crap rolls in this game. However, the one Vol took command of the Jeep where the driver had been killed earlier.



Peach Resistance





More Vol get killed in the return fire. Not much else happened except the trucks kept driving away.


End Turn Eight.

Peaches Executed: 14
Peaches Rescued: 00

[Natalya]

Turn 9 Assyrian Militia:



20 Peaches now lay dead inside the McDonalds while their bloody heads rot outside.




The rest of the militia moves up to either capture more Peaches or to help the Vol.



The Vol



I think we all know where this is going...




At the same time we get some more crappy shooting from the Vol on the ground...




But that doesn't stop the big crush. One Peach jumped from the Jeep to avoid being splattered.



Peach Resistance



The Peaches retaliate, but they can't manage to kill the Vol NCO. however some other Vol are taken down to the right.




Meanwhile the trucks make their escape.



End Turn nine.

Executed Peaches: 20
Rescued Peaches: 00

[Natalya]

Turn 10 Assyrian Militia:



They consolidate and move up.



The Vol



The NCO lops off the head of the Peach Gunner who bailed from the Jeep last turn. But that's all that happens.


Peach Resistance



The Trucks keep going...




The NCO is gunned down, but the other NCO with the heavy flamethrower is still alive. The Vol really got screwed over this game.


End Turn Ten.

Peaches Executed: 20
Peaches Rescued: 00

[Natalya]

Turn 11 Assyrian Militia:



Another turn with no action except movement. D:


The Vol



The Flamer starts to make up for some of the Vol's crappy rolls. He's going to make them understand why the Vol are feared on a thousand worlds.



Peach Resistance



Their return fire is unsuccessful. For once the Vol's heavy armour holds against the machine guns.




The trucks have almost escaped the battle.



End Turn eleven.

Executed Peaches: 20
Rescued Peaches: 00

[Warhead]

C'mon the VOL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

[Natalya]

Turn 12 Assyrian Militia:



The Militia finally sees some action. They combine their fire against one of the Jeeps...




Which goes up in flames. The occupants are unharmed but this vehicle only has 1 structure point left.



The Vol



Another Peach gets torched...



Peach Resistance



Their trucks finally make it to the edge of the road. 8 Peaches have been rescued.




The last two Vol are killed.

The Vol have been Eliminated



End Turn Twelve.

Peaches Executed: 20
Peaches Rescued: 08

[Warhead]

I meant them, kill them... *sigh*

[Natalya]

Turn 13 Assyrian Militia:



Not sure what's going on here...




But they destroy the burning jeep. Only two Peaches are left alive.




Also, more prisoners begin the death march...


Peach Resistance



The last two Peaches hop in the other Jeep and shoot at the Militia's hero, but she is too small a target for their heavy guns and they miss.


-- End Turn 13 --


Turn 14 Assyrian Milita:



At this point she performs a heroic feat -- she shoots out the engine which explodes and kills the two people in the Jeep. All Peaches are dead.

The Peach Resistance has been Eliminated

From here we can assume that the genocide was completed, leaving the totals at:

Peaches Executed: 32
Peaches Rescued: 08

The Game has Ended.

Expect Round 2 soon...

[Yoda_Dog]

*Applause*

*Moar applause*

*STANDING OVATION 4 TEH OSSUM*

[Jbgarrison]

Epic, edge of your seat action!

[Natalya]

Now I have to process and upload all the photos for Round 2. Round 2 is the cool round.

[Hoboman]

Well done. Round One was great.

Some wonderful shots in this report.

I am looking forward to the next round.

[Warhead]

BRAVO! Great start to the slaughter. 32 - 8, nice...

[Natalya]

I have saved this for posterity by putting it in the wiki. Y'all should post other notable battles of this year in the History & Chronology section under G.R. 2010 -- or at least make small edits asking for someone else to come along and add to it.

[Warhead]

That's been the plan. I'll be sure to do so when ZZD is no more.