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Stormtroopers vs. The Green Golem

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:23 pm
by pesgores
Hello there. I am gonna present to you a battle between a giant green golem and a bunch of Stormtroopers, leaded by...Wedge Antilles!

Well, vote on the poll.

Oh, for the golem, i made the following rules:

You must destroy all of its members to destroy the main structure.

Pics:

The Battlefield
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The Green Golem
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The Stormtroopers
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THE BATTLE STARTS!

The Green Golem makes a step.
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And makes a Kick Attack!
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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And the ST dies.
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The Whole team makes a joint attack.
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Green Golem looses an arm!
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These remaining soldiers try to blow up his remaining arm, but they miss.
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It's Green Golem's turn again. He grabs a ST by his head...
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"PUT ME DOOOOOWNNN!!!!!"
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KA-PLOWEE!!!
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"Let's try it again!" says Wedge.
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And Golem looses another arm.
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And looses his left leg.
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It's Golem turn again.
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He makes a jump.
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ZOMG!!! HE JUST THREW HIMSELF TO THE GROUP OF STORMTROOPERS AND WEDGE, KILLING THEM ALL!!! AND SURVIVES!!!
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A trooper gets Wedge's minigun. All remaining troops sorround his last leg.
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His last leg is destroyed.
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Golem is ready to be killed...or is he?
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OH NOES!!! GOLEM PREFERS TO SELF-DESTRUCT RATHER THAN BEING KILLED BY SOME FILTHY ENEMY TROOPERS!!!
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A loss for both sides, i would say. The state of the battlefield after the end:
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Ah...you thought someone would win, eh?  :twisted:

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:45 pm
by Bonn-o-Tron
Pretty awesome. How the hell do you detach minifig legs from the waist piece? I can't for the life of me figure out how.

PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 7:11 pm
by Bennanteno
A loss for both sides, i would say.


I hate to be a rules lawyer, but the rules clearly state that a fiery explosion ending all life on the battlefield is a victory for ALL sides.

Though I do see how that would make it difficult to decide the contest winner.

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:15 am
by pesgores
Bonn-o-Tron wrote:Pretty awesome. How the hell do you detach minifig legs from the waist piece? I can't for the life of me figure out how.


At least it's easier than taking their arms. You sure you already tried?

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:30 am
by Rody
I think that the arms detatch easier, the can't hold the legs that well to pull them off.

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:21 am
by feuer_faust
Now that's a battle report! Minis gamers could learn a thing or two...

:D

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:43 am
by Atomsk
That golem was hideous, I'm glad he killed himself.

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:40 pm
by The Crazy Clone!
Now that was funny :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:22 pm
by Bleep
Or truly bizarre. I've never heard of a self-destruct device on a golem.

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:34 pm
by Rody
He's just suicidal

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 2:31 pm
by Bonn-o-Tron
Good news everyone! I was able to take off the legs from one of my minifigs this morning. I certainly feel more of a man than I did yesterday.

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 2:31 pm
by pesgores
The story just began...i'll make countless sequels, each one revealing a portion of Green Golem's story. Stay tuned!

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:06 pm
by Rody
Bonn-o-Tron wrote:Good news everyone! I was able to take off the legs from one of my minifigs this morning. I certainly feel more of a man than I did yesterday.


yeah, removing someones leg always make you feel better right?...

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:46 pm
by Bonn-o-Tron
Not really, but it was a nice boost to my STR and INT

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 7:58 pm
by Blitzen
Dude, I had enough STR to take the legs off of figs when I was eight.