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G.A.W.-Peach Massacre

Postby Legonater » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:37 am

A peaceful day in Peach Sector 7 on the surface of Peachea. Citizens are going about with their daily activities.

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But not for long, A gang of Yellowfaced Space Pirates land in sector 7

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The Peach citizens see them coming and raise the draw bridge.

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The Space pirates advance out into the wild.

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The Peach citizens stay in there village, scared to death

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The Space pirate pilot detaches the pilot pod so he can use it as a boat

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Overview of battle field at this point in time.

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The Pilot pod reaches the peach island

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He gets out of the pod

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The pilot blasts one of the peaches head off

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The pilot then advances on the other peaches, which kill him

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Another pirate decides to swim across

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One of the peaches, who has never seen a gun before picks up the pilots weapon

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The swimmer reaches the island

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He manages to kill one citizen before he dies

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The peachian army advances towards the gate

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The Army and the Pirates advance on each other

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After a couple of attack turns only 2 peachian army men and 3 space pirates are left

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The citizens think they can "help" their army so they lower the drawbridge and advance on the pirates before they realize how stupid they were, for doing this.

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The rest of the peach army is shot

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The pirates decide not to kill the citizens and just take them as prisoners

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One pirate reattaches the cockpit to their ship

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An inside view of the ship

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Postby Bragallot » Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:46 pm

Try to take better pics. People tend to get worked up over pictures that suggest the camera had a washing machine within.

I declare this thread saved because of the killing of peaches though, just don't let it happen again :rtfm:
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Postby Paco » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:40 pm

Looked like a fun battle, lots of slaughter.
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Postby BFenix » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:56 pm

Silverdream wrote:I didn't think the battle report was that bad.

It wasnt, but I would ask for better :pics: cause those kinda suck. To late now anyways...
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Postby Jbgarrison » Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:56 pm

Planet Peachea? Hmmm, sounds like a wiki entry.
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Postby Cpl. Halan » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:43 pm

Resize the pictures please
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:59 pm

I don't think they're much bigger than the size Warhead used in Zombie Zulu...
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Postby Cpl. Halan » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:07 am

Yeah, I guess you're right. The blurriness just makes it seem that way
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