Your most painful BrikWars death?

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Postby razgriz 25th inf. » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:04 pm

i have a new worst death. i was doing a triple combanition battle of space, internal ship, and planet battle. so some guy in the internal shot at another guy but missed, and hit the controls. so this in turn does two things: it fires all laser cannons, and sends the ship spiraling to the planet. there were 8 cannons, and it burnt everyone on the planet battlefield to a crisp. of course, they all died. 4 cannons hit the surface, and all the others hit the ships. blowing them all up. and in this battle, it was if you killed anyone you got points. even if they were one your team. im sadistic like that. so, needless to say, that ship won with a total of 10,035 points. i swear to you that happened. it was critical failure after critical failure. exept for that ship. it was one critical failure then the rest were critical successes.
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Postby tahthing » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:05 pm

this wasent really my worst death since it was in a solo battle, a hero of some army i didnt think of a name for attempted to turn into a giant bionikal titan but scored a crit fail makeing him turn into Patrick star!

later in the battle a member of the Land Raiser army attempted to put some coal into the fire of there steam plateform he scored a crit fail meaning he pushed the coal in a bad way makeing it for some reason explode takeing the boiler with it as well as a few crew members.

even later on Patrick star attempted to change back into his original self, but failed and instead spongebob appeard giveing a -2 skill penalty to all units with in 10" due to annoyingness.

the worst fail was done by a mini-fig in a fighter plane attempting to nose dive, fire machine guns, then pull up, instead the fighter crashed into the ground and its fuel tanks exploded makeing the mines in the area explode, in this one crit-fail 7 minifigs died.
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Postby jifel » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:17 pm

Hm. When, in project Arena, my shadow trooper got decimated by over 100d6 of explosives. (about 150 d6, actually)
Most painful to me was when I critical failured with a rocket launcher pointed at a group of 69 battledroids that were packed like sardines in a can. The missled launcher exploded, obviously.

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Postby Arkbrik » Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:00 am

Yesterday, my sniper sniped a Piltogg in the forehead. As he fell backwards, another of my troopers shot him in the back of his head, making him fall forwards.
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Postby pesgores » Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:46 am

Arkbrik wrote:Yesterday, my sniper sniped a Piltogg in the forehead. As he fell backwards, another of my troopers shot him in the back of his head, making him fall forwards.


Oh the hilarity.
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Postby Dragonfire666666 » Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:20 pm

Today my fighter-bomber cluster bomed 13 minifigs to death. The guy in the center disinegrated because of moltin shrapnel hitting him ten times! I'll post pics of the battle and the fighter.
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Postby tahthing » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:20 am

a evil necromancer atempted to reserect a group of trolls, he fail and set fire to there bodies as well as all the other trolls, one of my ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW holders then attemps a heroic feat to chuck his ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW across the battle field and into the necromancer, he failed and droped it on his toe and as he bent over in pain his face went thought the chainsaw, that turn was funny.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:36 pm

My hero once tried to throw his OTC into someones chest but failed an cut off his hand.
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Postby Daniel Clubb » Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:55 pm

Mine would be the fourth out of four in a row epic fail. It  all started with my failing at grenade-launcher sniping a robot. FAIL. it missed and shot a tank, causing an angry pirate to leap out =O Next I tried throwing a grenade at the pirate. FAIL. it stuck to my hand (Why doesn't that happen in Halo?) anyways, I failed at sticking it to my friend. FAIL. I then attempted to run away. HOW DOES THAT FAIL? Anyways, my ninja slipped on all the bloody gore and threw his katana, which impaled a teammate making him fire his gun upward shooting an alien mothership, causing an MAC blast to decimate my remaining troops............... :shock:
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Postby Greenkey15 » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:23 pm

Should I post a link to the battle?  LOL you got pwned there Daniel!  I didn't even do a thing!
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Postby Stuff Is Possible » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:53 pm

Cpt. Zipps wrote:My hero once tried to throw his OTC into someones chest but failed an cut off his hand.
None can tame the limitless power of an OTC forever.
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Postby Gulag » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:36 pm

This wasn't MY most painful death in Brikwars, it was actually my brother's but, I caused it. That counts right?

Anyways.....

So I had a light mech that had all of its guns blown off, so it was going around the battlefield stomping my brothers soldiers. It stomped on his last guy not i a vehicle but, didn't do enough damage to kill him. We just had him knocked down. During my brothers turn he was stood up and couldn't do anything. My mech backed up and stomped him again, once again not killing him. Rinse and repeat this pattern for four rounds until my brother's fighter blew the leg off the mech causing him to fall on and kill the poor trooper.
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Postby dcl32 » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:31 pm

i was having a 3 faction brikwar with the red coats (reds) defending the police station. they decided to draft some pirates 3 of which died. the forth i dubbed a hero who tried a heroic feat of thrusting his sword through an enemy 20mm anti personnel cannon. he succedded but the exploding armor piercing rounds flung him back to the base. a knight, and turret were caught in the explosion. the turret exploded and sent shrapnel into the dying knight, again and into a nearby garbage man ripping his arms off.

Another was in the same battle a 30mm AT round was shot through a a flat piece of "hillbilly" armor and sailed through a rebel's helmet and head. Not the worst i've every had, but the worst i can remember
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Postby HVNSNT SOLDIER » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:13 pm

Just recently, my Inquisitor Hero was facing off against a dreadnut on my friends Scrapyard Raiders army. As a Heroic Feat, I decided to combat roll between the Dread's legs, then use my Power Sword to bust open it's power supply. I suceeded in hitting the dread, but not the power. I hit the main combat inhibitor, causing the Dread to goberzerk, attacking friend and foe alike! Worse still, my Inquisitor was stuck to it's back, the sword completly caught in the wires and debris. Next turn, I decided to take one more Heroic Feat, and use the pistol he was carrying to shoot the power supply point blank. Critical sucess! But it caused an explosion that insta-killed my hero, his retinue of bodyguards, and a nearby civilian. Good times, good times...
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Postby En!gma » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:55 am

A Crusader of the HOTC (Holy Orange Transparent Chainsaw) neatly bisected a charging enemy hero with his HOTC tonfa.
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