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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:01 pm
by legacymedia92


PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:31 pm
by DarthBrik
all i can say is.


PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 6:48 pm
by Lt. Krus
Manly Fucking Santa impaled with an OTC ripped the blade out of himself and jumped up towards a helicopter with Jebus piloting and Raptor Jesus gunning and shanked the OTC through the window and and killed Jebus and the Heli crashed down onto the Indiana Jones tanker from the one plane set and it blew killing 34 minifigs, but MFS survived by one. ONE. W-O-N. ONE.

PostPosted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:00 pm
by commando5859
Once my hero attempted to use a teleporter, but rolled a 1 and teleported halfway through a flaming ambulence, it took 4 rounds for him to die and he died by accidently dissemboweling himself while trying to pull himself out of the ambulance wall

PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2010 5:50 pm
by legacymedia92


That was not mine but painful

(attracted by the crystal skull and he was a champion)

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:42 am
by Maddox
One of my troops was killed with palm tree! Enemy hero use his feat and use palm as weapon and killed my fonal troops...

And once i shooted with pistol, target unit took 18 damage (critical successes)

PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:13 pm
by Yoda_Dog
Mine was one time when my hero used a Stupendous Feat to throw a bank on top of about 10 enemy troops. It killed all of them but one, who survived. But, the impact caused him to shoot out, into one of his vehicles. It killed the pilot. Two turns later, I took control of the vehicle with my last guy (to his 7 or so) and wasted his entire force with it. Owned.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:07 pm
by Craigallot


Some phalanx attempted to throw their buddies into the fray in my last fight... One critfailed, then I got a '6' on the fall damage.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:33 pm
by Brikboyz
Mine was when we sieged a castle and I had a terrordactil knight that flew in on my friend and launche flaming acidic diarria on his hero and his dragon killing them both. :D

PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:38 pm
by IX_Legion
Four from the same battle I had a while ago with a friend of mine...

6. I had to go through a gate, which the main gun of my AT-TE was working on destroying. Until then, I had my skeletons (basically cannon fodder) bunched up, ready to attack. We had decided beforehand that I got 1 strafing run with a TIE Interceptor, and he got one with an X-Wing. With Proton Torpedoes. Both of which fired into the middle of my skeletons, killing them all. I insisted on disassembling ALL of the skeletons. :twisted:

7. Darth Vader was walking towards the (now open) gate. My friend's snowspeeder flew up and shot at him--one cannon missed, the other hit, but Vader survived! He then passed through, where he was imediately shot and killed by a trooper with a carbine. (not really painful, but embarrassing)

8. My AT-TE tried to cross over top of the gate and got stuck. The Emperor picked it up with the force and set it down on the other side of the gate. It just happened to land on another snowspeeder. With its crew inside. Both got squashed.

9. My fried had Harry Potter (who was awesome!) and Luke Skywalker on his team. One picked up one of my own destroyed vehicles and dropped it  on the Emperor. We couldn't decide if he was dead or not, so for good measure the other one dropped ANOTHER of my vehicles on him. He died. By this point, I was pretty much destroyed totally, and never even got close to his base.

In another battle with the same friend, he had the Ewok catapult from the new Endor set. Once he ran out of rocks, he started throwing Ewoks, some holding explosives. I know one (without explosives) survived the impact, and was promptly shredded by gunfire.
Also, in the same battle, we had a mexican (the one from the minifigures series) with moroccos. We determined that when he played his moroccos and sang, he was SO annoying that ANYONE within range HAD to shoot at him. About 5-8 commandos opened up on him in one turn with blaster carbines.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:23 am
by Robot Monkey
Please, just stop the necroposts!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:46 am
by mgb519

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:54 am
mgb519 wrote::necro:

In this thread it certainly is fine because new awesome death stories may arise.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:28 pm
by IX_Legion
Mine wasn't a necro, it was still on the first page from the last necro

PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:39 am
by 09123456a
Okay, so there's this troop deployment system specifically designed to fire from orbit at incredible speeds, smash through the planet's crust, and descend into the molten core, where a epic battle was taking place.
Unfortunately,  there happened to be someone standing exactly where the troop deployment  system hit the ground. He didn't die due to chance, but disintegrated whilst pounding through solid stone milliseconds later.