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Postby 501stCadians » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:46 pm

World War Peach



Welcome, Gentalman. I,as commdaner in chief of the armed forces of cadia,have assebled you here because of a threat to mankind. At 1:00 WST in the nevada desert,on homeplanete Earth,in we rcived the last message from Area 51. *Recording* ...............HELP.....MADAY MADAY THEY HAVE ESCAPED.....HELP THEY ARE AT THE DOOR.....OH GOD THE BROKE IN...AUGHHHHHHH*Horrible liimb teraing sounds*...HELLP.......*Furtherer Screams,then it ends.*

You ask: What are they? Well,in 1947 an alien ship landinded on earth.It contained 100 Peach "Bodies*the team that was sent to the base found that they were in a "sleep" dormant until now. Unforuntanly,only 50 bodies were accounted for. Asslembe your froces and wipe these scum out.


INTEL

The peach are know to be highly intelgint. They have a "Breath" that seems to be a gas that can make a nomral "yellow" legoman come under there direct control. These " Zombies" are incredily stupid,and can not use any wepons or untisils,using there hands to kill others.
Now,if your troop has anytype of gas filter helm he is fine.


REASON
Insperid be WWZ and the Warhammer40k campagin,anyone who wants to sgin up can start now and begin playing. The peach will move planet to planet, and all around.


SPECAIL ABILTYS
Human: Orbiatal superlaser. If a unti has a radio,they can contact the Death Star III(or captial ships) to fire lasers onto the planets surface.(2 D20 damage,die 10 for "use"(radioing for it)
Peach: Gas bomb.works like the superlaser,except that it converts non-hemleted troops into minons.


Post deplmvents here,campaign ends on Sept.1st


NO FLAMING AS FAR AS I KNOW THIS IS A FIRST EVER FOR THE FOURM!
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:48 pm

501stCadians wrote:assebled


Why would your ass be bleeding? I hope you're okay. Also, is "Cadia" some fictional nation you created, or did you horribly misspell "Canadians" in your username?
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Postby Rayhawk » Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:06 pm

This'll be tough, I'm not sure I have enough peachies to stage a believable peach invasion. Now if they team up with Jaw-Jaws on the other hand...
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Postby Tarren » Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:05 am

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Postby 501stCadians » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:39 am

1: Assbleed: Typo!
2:uhhh,The Jaw-Jaws escaped too,with the peaches.
3: Cadia is one of the Imp. Guard armys from Warhammer 40k.
There, Y'all happy? :roll:
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Postby Dr. X » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:36 am

501stCadians wrote:1: Assbleed: Typo!
2:uhhh,The Jaw-Jaws escaped too,with the peaches.
3: Cadia is one of the Imp. Guard armys from Warhammer 40k.
There, Y'all happy? :roll:


No, ah reckon I ain't.
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Postby 501stCadians » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:57 am

....... :?:
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Postby Dr. X » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:24 am

Hehehe...
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Postby piltogg » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:52 pm

501stCadians wrote:2:uhhh,The Jaw-Jaws escaped too,with the peaches.

that put it up from 10 to 12 for me. uuhhmm all molded heads have escaped (think spongebob and yoda)
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Postby Dr. X » Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:23 pm

All of my harry potter clones have escaped also... it's a full scale invasion! I've got leik 500 potters! Halp!!
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Postby 501stCadians » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:29 pm

This just in: RayHawk's prison for modleded head figs has been destroyed! A whole army of Spongebobs and yoda's are lose!


Also,my cloning facilty was attacked by Hogwarts! We are beging over-run by Clones!


Cadian Officer: Hold The line! Get that Flamer up here!
Troop:There Breaking through!
*Shouts of Abra kadbra are heard*
Cadian Officer: All men to the droopship,go go go!
Cadian Radioman: Death Star III is powering up the super laser sir!
Cadian Offcier: Hold Fire! we need this intact!
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Postby IVhorseman » Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:39 am

what's wrong with molded heads? i actually somewhat like them.
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Postby Dr. X » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:43 am

IVhorseman wrote:what's wrong with molded heads? i actually somewhat like them.


Watto head FTW!
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Postby Dr. X » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:44 am

IVhorseman wrote:what's wrong with molded heads? i actually somewhat like them.


Watto head FTW!
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Postby 501stCadians » Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:50 am

Update: My space station (Alpha Station) Was just attacked by a Indiana Jones Peach! Pics to follow soon,once i remeber the pass to my brickshelf account.
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