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A Very Deadly Manly Santa Day

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:09 pm
by solvess
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Droid: Tactical Info: the Maw's direction continues towards the OTTree the evidence is irrefutable, The tree is its target.
Solvess: This is not good the tree could lead to great scientific advances in OT tech.
Droid: Agreement: Yes what do you suggest we do. The troops will not be able to defend much longer and any orbital strikes could damage the tree.
Solvess: Prepare a team I'm going in.
Droid: Confirmation of order: Yes right away.
Droid: Warning: also the maw has reached a size of over 9000
Solvess: What 9000! there's no way that can be right!
Droid: Apology: My mistake it is at 400. Finally any think eaten by the maw is absorbed and adds to its size so the land has been flattened and you'll have no cover.
Solvess: Then neither will it.
Droid: *bloop* Query: The team is ready would you like to view them?
Solvess: Yes.

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Droid: Bio: All masters of destruction they carry weapons suited to this task.
Solvess: They'll do.

*on the planet below*
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The OTTree.

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The maw. it originated from ht bricks that sit between the couch cushions, under the fridge and the ones that got eaten by your dog. They now have changed and destroy anything they touch.

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The field of battle.

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Beam me up *er* down.
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The battle begins, the the aid moves up and the whole force open fires.

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The Maw is damaged but moves up and consumes many but Solvess jumps up. They continue to fire.

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More are slain but there fire continues.

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They regroup at the tree.
Solvess: We must defend this tree!
Nameless Military Cog: But there is no way we can survive.
Solvess: Then tonight we dine in HELL!

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Solvess removes his helmet and bandoleer. then he drops his knife and SMG.
Solvess: Merry Manly Santa Day bitches...

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Then jumps into the maw.

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He slams down destroying a large chunk of the maw.

He tries to defend.
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But eventual is overpowered.

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He pulls out a bomb.

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As he is devoured

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*Boom* The bomb destroys a huge chunk of the maw.

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The maw pulls itself together and moves up while being shot at.

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The beast will soon devour the tree, all efforts have been in vain. But. Suddenly. Deep manly voice: ...And a happy new year HO HO HO.

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Manly Fucking Santa drops down with a flamethrower

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*FOOSH* he quickly burns the maw to a crispy demonic paste.

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*FOOSH*

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*SKREE*

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The tree is saved!

I would have put this up sooner but... Skyrim.

Also Necro buttplugs to my name. Herm?

Re: A Very Deadly Saturnalia

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:20 pm
by BFenix
You battled a pile of Lego. Literally.

Re: A Very Deadly Saturnalia

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:40 pm
by Robot Monkey
BFenix wrote:You battled a pile of Lego. Literally.

Re: A Very Deadly Saturnalia

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:42 am
by RunsWithLegos
Good show!

Re: A Very Deadly Saturnalia

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:18 pm
by Bragallot
A fight against a devouring pile of junk to destroy a tree no one understands the importance of?

:sparta:

The only problem I see is that you are technically dead because obviously this battle took place before you could post it and now you're risking the Brikverse collapsing on itself.

Also most of your troops look pretty cool.

Re: A Very Deadly Saturnalia

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:14 pm
by solvess
or I posted from hell?

Re: A Very Deadly Saturnalia

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:21 pm
by Bragallot
Noes! solvess opened the gates of hell!

...

:belushi: