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Assassination Attempt

Post by sjosten » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:34 am

On the highway lies a certain bar. This bar's only normal customer is an artist who claims to be some sort of god. Some days he brings in a couple of armed men and talks to them about something, the bartender didn't care what. This was one of those days.
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The three men were at a table talking about things that happened a long time ago. Things connected to a certain immortal and a certain Halloween.
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Next to the bar is a motel. In the motel were three more people. These people were also armed. Unfortunately, their sniper was currently aiming at empty space. They needed to get a previously mentioned artist into that space.
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That should work.
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The first group rush out of the bar to see Ron's car.
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The sniper takes the shot.
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Said shot doesn't even touch the target.
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Everyone turns around and Yellow tries to shoot the sniper. It doesn't work.
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Galaxy and Ace prepare for battle.
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Ron gets revenge for his car.
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And the sniper gets revenge for his ally.
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Ace and Stan blast each other, but Ace is slightly faster.
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Stan falls.
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Ace lasts only slightly longer.
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The sniper tries to escape into the bar.
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This leads to a very confused Yellow standing in an empty room.
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Sniper runs for the door taking just enough time to incapacitate the bartender. Unfortunately, incapacitate and kill are different things.
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Yellow jumps down and tries to hit Sniper in the back.
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Thus, the assassins failed.
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What's this? An epilogue?
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No time for that, there are wounded!

Later:
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~Sir, we have news on the assassination.
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~Wonderful! What happened?
~They...failed.
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~I see. All dead?
~I'm afraid so.
~Are you sure? You were involved. Weren't you?
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~Well yes sir, but
~Well then, it appears you've lied to me.
~What? But that's
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With a loud click, a red beam shot from the computer. This beam disassembled the robot servant, and left a pile off rubble on the floor.
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~Wait, now I have to clean this up.
Han Solo wrote: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.

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