Dudes, when a one or double one, or a zero, or any kind of little digit comes up in my games, something blows up. Period. Or something goes ossumly wrong. Cannon misfire? The deafening explosion wakes the dead. Failed to use the terminal? A chain of lighting lashes out to ignite the user and each consecutive fig within two inches. Rolled a one when using the high-tech teleporter? Don't worry, I'm sure the T-rex that comes out will make all your die rolling days a thing of the past.
Honestly, the more excuses for phail you can come up with the better. Cuz phail is OSSUM SAUCE!!!!