Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:04 am

-- Bayerische Marine Aufzeichnungen --

-- Rosa Klasse Schlachtschiff --


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Meine Herren, kann ich Ihnen die Rosa -Klasse Schlachtschiff - die jüngste Ergänzung der bayerischen Marine. Tonne für Tonne es passt mit der skythischen Monarch -Klasse , obwohl er in der Skala weit kleiner. Der gesamte Rumpf ist um eine Rückenbrachten Magnet beschleunigte Gatling -Kanone , die Schalen in etwa die Größe eines durchschnittlichen Autos mit knapp einem Zehntel der Lichtgeschwindigkeit feuert gebaut. Für diese Feuerkraft ist zwei Revolverkanonenmontiert Scharfschützen und 16 Rumpf montiert FLEIJA schwere Torpedos. Der gesamte Rumpf des Rosa verwendet ein revolutionäres Design, das Rüstung Schaden von kinetischen und Energiestößeüber den gesamten Rumpf und dann resorbierbaren einen kleinen Teil in die Schiffe Generator Transistor System verbreitet - ein Prototyp Rüstung, die für eine andere bayerische Projekt nur als bekannt ausgeliehen wurde "Projekt Kirby " .

In diesem Moment in der Zeit, haben nur ein paar Rosa -Klasse an der Front durch die Notwendigkeit, komplett neu Werkzeug die bayerischen Werften , die neue Rumpfdesign produzieren, aber diese Schiffe schon gewinnt einen gefürchteten Ruf an der Front gesehen.

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Gentlemen, may I present to you the Rosa class battle ship - the most recent addition to the Bavarian navy. Tonne for tonne it matches with the Scythian Monarch class despite being far smaller in scale. The entire hull is built around a spinal mounted magnetic accelerated Gatling cannon, which fires shells roughly the size of an average car at just under a tenth of the speed of light. Matching this fire power is two turret mounted sniping cannons and 16 hull mounted heavy FLEIJA torpedoes. The entire hull of the Rosa uses a revolutionary armour design that spreads damage from kinetic and energy blasts across the entire hull and then reabsorbing a small portion into the ships generator transistor system - a prototype armour that has been borrowed for another Bavarian project known only as "Project Kirby".

At this moment in time, only a few Rosa class have been seen on the front lines due to the need to completely re-tool the Bavarian shipyards to produce the new hull design but these ships are already gaining a fearsome reputation on the front lines.

(Silver, What do yee think?)
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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby Silverdream » Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:14 am

Very nice, although I have one small gripe. Bavaria doesn't use Nuclear Weaponry, it uses FLEIJAs.

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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby Maverick » Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:25 am

I would have written german if i was better at it. Sorry about that.
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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:14 am

Maverick wrote:I would have written german if i was better at it. Sorry about that.


(I used Google translate) :troll:
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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby Apollyon » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:45 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:
Maverick wrote:I would have written german if i was better at it. Sorry about that.


(I used Google translate) :troll:


The result sounds funny and surprisingly intelligible at the same time.
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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby Maverick » Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:20 am

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Maverick wrote:I would have written german if i was better at it. Sorry about that.


(I used Google translate) :troll:

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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:28 am

-- Bayerische Marine Aufzeichnungen --

-- Schwert-Klasse Fregatte --


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Das Schwert Fregatte ist die neueste Klasse der Fregatte Schiff an den bayerischen Mittel Werften hergestellt werden. Für Geschwindigkeit und Feuerkraft erbaute - ist die Schwert-Klasse entwickelt, um schnell die Macht Schiffen der gleichen Klasse in der Alpha-Streik Manöver, die die Schiffe zentralen Magnet beschleunigtes Kanone und vier Türmen schweren Kanonen zu nutzen.

Das Innere des Schiffes ist ganz der Abfahrt von regelmäßigen Schiffskonstruktion - das Schwert Klasse keine künstliche Schwerkraft in seinem Inneren und keine inneren Korridore, wird die gesamte Superstruktur von Zero-G-Tunnel, die einen Meter hoch und zwei Meter breit sind gemacht anstatt eingebauten Korridore - crew Schwimmer in eine von zwei Richtungen rund um das Schiff zu den Fachgruppen, die Räume wie med. Buchten, Kantine und Kommandodecks ersetzen. Das Ergebnis ist, dass das Schwert ist im Grunde eine flache Masse des festen Rüstung mit wenig in der Art von Innen-Abschnitte durchbrochen werden, um Vakuum oder durch Angriff zusammengebrochen - eine massive Aufstockung der Lebenserwartung des Schiffes.

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The Sword class frigate is the newest class of frigate vessel to be produced at the Bavarian central shipyards. Built for speed and firepower - the sword class is designed to quickly over power ships of the same class in alpha strike manouvres that utilize the ships central magnetic accellerated cannon and four turreted heavy cannons.

The interior of the ship is quite the departure from regular vessel design - the sword class has no artificial gravity in its interior and no internal corridors, the entire super structure is made out of zero-g tunnels that are a meter tall by two meters wide rather than inbuilt corridors - crew float in one of two directions around the ship to the specialised sections that replace rooms like med bays, mess hall and command decks. The result is that the sword is basically a flat mass of solid armour with little in the way of interior sections to be breached to vacuum or collapsed by attack - massively increasing the life expectancy of the vessel.


(I tried to work your love of cheese slopes more into this vessel, again I hope it is to your liking Mr Silver)
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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby Quantumsurfer » Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:30 am

Gosh, those are pretty.
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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby Silverdream » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:31 pm

Also very nice, I like how you're making these ships small and compact. I'm guessing the white thing is a LIDAR?

Also, someone conveniently made a German song about cheese.
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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby Theblackdog » Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:55 pm

Hell yes, these are amazing.
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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby Silverdream » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:41 am

I got LDD to work. Also, where do I upload lxf files? Do I do it on the new wiki? Excuse the horrid image quality.

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Es ist traurig aber wahr
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Es ist ratsam, welke Blumen zu entfernen

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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:43 am

-- Bayerische Marine Aufzeichnungen --

-- Missile Klasse Zerstörer --


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Eine der neuesten Ergänzungen der bayerischen Marine hinter der Rosa-Klasse Schlachtschiff und dem Schwert Fregatte ist die Missile-Klasse Zerstörer.

Er steht als Bastard Mischling zwischen seiner Schwester Klassen, mit den gleichen vier schweren Kanonen als Schwert und einer der Sniper Kanonen aus dem Rosa bewaffnet, es kommt auch mit 24 Rumpf montiert FLEIJA Raketen in seine Bauchraum unter die geben Schiff fast unbekannt Zerstörungskraft für einen Zerstörer Klasse Schiff.

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One of the newest additions to the Bavarian navy behind the Rosa class battle ship and the Sword class frigate is the Missile class destroyer.

It stands as a bastard half-breed between its sister classes, armed with the same four heavy cannons as the Sword and one of the Sniper cannons from the Rosa, it also comes with 24 hull mounted FLEIJA missiles in its under belly compartment to give the vessel almost unheard of destructive power for a destroyer class ship.


(and the first three are complete Mr Silver, next up is the Carrier, then the Kirby - then no less than two dreadnaught designs and a . . . surprise I will give to yee in good time)
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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby Silverdream » Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:47 am

Excellent. It might also be useful as a fire ship.
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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby Apollyon » Sat Feb 01, 2014 7:38 am

Where is that poem from Silverdream?
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Re: Can I comission someone to build LDD Bavarian ships?

Postby Colette » Sat Feb 01, 2014 8:03 am

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