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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby BFenix » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:05 am

Duerer wrote:Especially in this forum I couldn't be sure about the size of cruisers: while some nations have cruisers made out of few bricks, other nations like the USA have EXBAWS HUGE cruisers. Maybe I will make mine a gunboat, instead.

But now, let me introduce the OKP Poznań:
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This Dreadnought of the Lech class belongs to the Ordery Rycerzy and was made for the purpose to supply nations, suffering a brewage shortage, with vast amounts of Polish high quality booze. The Rycerzy believe, that every minifig, no matter what country or race they belong to, shall have the right to get royally drunk and party hard.


Ahahah, this is great!  :guinness:  :666:
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby Duerer » Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:11 am

Chapter Monastery of the Order of Dobrzyń
This gargantuan ship serves as the headquarter of the Order of Dobrzyń. Not only does it have an armament, outmatching most star fleets, it also contains inside a huge Chapter Library, containing lots of important scriptures and the Chapter Forge, where new weapons are manufactured.
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Huge engines are needed for this monster to fly through space.
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The cathedral on the top deck also serves as the ship's bridge. It is decorated with statues of the chapter's greatest heroes and various saints.
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There is a smaller chapel with a highly advanced power generator next to it, built on each wing.
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A closer look at the chapter's emblem on the top deck.
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This super laser mounted on the ship's front is shaped like an eye and strong enough to eradicate half of the population of a single planet.
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Four hangars with enough space for hundreds of starfighters and a handfull of gunboats.
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These tesla coils serve as an additional power source for the ship's guns.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Aug 09, 2014 4:33 am

Sweet mother of fuck that's  a lotta gun.

I think someone has finally bested Wide-Beagle.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby Colette » Sat Aug 09, 2014 11:41 am

holy fucking mother of shit.

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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby Silverdream » Sat Aug 09, 2014 11:58 am

Holy moly, I'd like to see this thing take on Quantum's big fucking ship.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby newcowboy » Sat Aug 09, 2014 12:56 pm

Holy Shit.


Okay, I commend you, Polonia and the Church of Polonia, I'm not sure how to top this.

Since I cannot top this at the moment, I just have to say this is quite amazing, and has a holy shit numbers of FEPS (FUCKING EXPLOSIONS PER SECOND)

So, Good Job, and I commend you.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby Duerer » Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:57 pm

Inkwizytor Battleship
The Order of Dobrzyń acts mostly independently from the Confederate Army and Navy. Thus the Order developed own designs for bigger battleships to mark their self-sufficiency. The Inkwizytor is heavier armed and protected than the Piast, but also less manouverable. To pay tribute to the Great Creator (the deity worshipped by most citizens of Polonia), a chapel has been built on it's top deck, also warding off demonic magic.

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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby Vami IV » Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:11 pm

Holy Jesus this is the shit.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby Quantumsurfer » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:55 pm

You have some really pretty fantastic things in this thread, man.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby loafofcheese » Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:33 pm

Holy mother of fuckjesus.
This is the way the world ends.
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This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby Gorthaff » Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:54 am

How in hell do you guys have the time and patience to build these space blue whale dicks? I mean this build is amazing, but this super dreadnought game sometimes feels you are telling the others: Look, i've got a bigger one!
I couldn't come up with anything smart, original or funny, so <=THIS=> is what you get.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby Duerer » Sat Aug 30, 2014 6:00 am

Gorthaff wrote:How in hell do you guys have the time and patience to build these space blue whale dicks? I mean this build is amazing, but this super dreadnought game sometimes feels you are telling the others: Look, i've got a bigger one!


I've just finished my finals in the end of May so I had lots of time to build that one. I wouldn't have the time or the motivation to build the Monastery otherwise. Also, IMO ship don't need to be necessarily big to look pretty :twss: .
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby stubby » Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:08 am

Gorthaff wrote:I mean this build is amazing, but this super dreadnought game sometimes feels you are telling the others: Look, i've got a bigger one!

Not to be a Vami, but I still think my superdreadnought Vibrato Quadridong is winning

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(If not, I can keep photoshopping it even longer.)
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sat Aug 30, 2014 11:15 am

stubby wrote:
Gorthaff wrote:I mean this build is amazing, but this super dreadnought game sometimes feels you are telling the others: Look, i've got a bigger one!

Not to be a Vami, but I still think my superdreadnought Vibrato Quadridong is winning

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(If not, I can keep photoshopping it even longer.)


Provide the .lxf file for the quadridong or build it in real briks.

If not, try harder you wannabe loser, this club is not for you.  :owned:
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia

Postby stubby » Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:21 pm

Are you saying copy-pasting the same section over and over again in your fake digital format is more real than doing it in my fake digital format? This fictional space dong is just as real as yours.

(This isn't an insult against the Polonian stuff, btw - it's pretty rad. The Quadridong is just an old joke about the LDD who-can-copy-paste-the-biggest-penis competition from last year.)
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