Opener at Vígríðr Prime
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He eats bullets for breakfast and chainswords for lunch
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Hope he saved room for dinner.
The dinner is death.
The dinner is death.
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Boned appetit.
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TURN 5
The Ironsights move up into the intersection and unleash hell on the Brootalz. Two Gunnerz are instantly slain under the onslaught on incoming fire. The Ironsight who lags behind manages to score a direct hit on the Grunt firing wildly in the intersection and flings him to the ground, dead as a doornail. The final Ironsight misses due to range and cuts down a lamppost instead.
“Throw the shield to me!” Valbrand roars over comms, his helmet HUD having kept him apprised of situations abroad in the battlefield. The sprinter snatches the shield up and gives it a mighty heave. Sadly, it doesn’t make it all the way to Valbrand, who was clearly braced to do something clever with it (feat failed). However, due to the sheer strength of the dwarf tossing it, it makes it most of the way there.
Valbrand abandons his plan and moves under cover while the final Einherjar moves into the middle of the street and opens fire on the last remaining Grunt. Unfortunately for him, the shot bounces off the ork’s light armor and accomplishes little other than getting the beast’s blood up.
The monster leaps down from its perch and attacks one of the Ironsights. It is unable to penetrate the dwarf’s defenses however and the two remain locked in mortal combat.
The Gunnerz strike back, giving almost as good as they got, moving up, and mowing down two Ironsights. The two squads appear evenly matched.
ShoGunn draws Valbrand into the BATTLEFIELD OF THE MIND. There, they each contemplate a thousand ways to kill one another in the space of only a few real world seconds. A thousand thousand thrusts, slices, and parries are exchanged as each seeks dominance over the other. How to win? How to best this opponent?
They fly at each other Wuxia style, clashing together, for the first time, for the last time. At the last possible moment, Valbrand realizes it’s a trap! He’s in lost in his own thoughts while his body is vulnerable! He snaps out of it.
But it is too late (Feat successful). He cannot withstand the punishment of ShoGunn’s Chaingun. Multiple shots pummel him from the doorway and out into the street. JordfødtHammarr slips from his grip as he stumbles, falls to his back with his armor weighing him down, and eventually lies still. So passes Valbrand son of Sigbjørn.
KILL TABLE
GRIM: 6
BROOTAL: 5
REINFORCEMENTS
GRIM: Ironsights
BROOTAL: Gunnerz
HEROIC ARTIFAKTS
GRIM : JordfødtHammarr (Not Possessed Currently)
BROOTAL: Figsnuffa
UPGRADES
GRIM: Heavy Shield (Lying Afield)
BROOTAL: ‘Eavy Gun (Blown Up)
Reminder: Early reinforcements are just a crate away, if you can get to them.
The Ironsights move up into the intersection and unleash hell on the Brootalz. Two Gunnerz are instantly slain under the onslaught on incoming fire. The Ironsight who lags behind manages to score a direct hit on the Grunt firing wildly in the intersection and flings him to the ground, dead as a doornail. The final Ironsight misses due to range and cuts down a lamppost instead.
“Throw the shield to me!” Valbrand roars over comms, his helmet HUD having kept him apprised of situations abroad in the battlefield. The sprinter snatches the shield up and gives it a mighty heave. Sadly, it doesn’t make it all the way to Valbrand, who was clearly braced to do something clever with it (feat failed). However, due to the sheer strength of the dwarf tossing it, it makes it most of the way there.
Valbrand abandons his plan and moves under cover while the final Einherjar moves into the middle of the street and opens fire on the last remaining Grunt. Unfortunately for him, the shot bounces off the ork’s light armor and accomplishes little other than getting the beast’s blood up.
The monster leaps down from its perch and attacks one of the Ironsights. It is unable to penetrate the dwarf’s defenses however and the two remain locked in mortal combat.
The Gunnerz strike back, giving almost as good as they got, moving up, and mowing down two Ironsights. The two squads appear evenly matched.
ShoGunn draws Valbrand into the BATTLEFIELD OF THE MIND. There, they each contemplate a thousand ways to kill one another in the space of only a few real world seconds. A thousand thousand thrusts, slices, and parries are exchanged as each seeks dominance over the other. How to win? How to best this opponent?
They fly at each other Wuxia style, clashing together, for the first time, for the last time. At the last possible moment, Valbrand realizes it’s a trap! He’s in lost in his own thoughts while his body is vulnerable! He snaps out of it.
But it is too late (Feat successful). He cannot withstand the punishment of ShoGunn’s Chaingun. Multiple shots pummel him from the doorway and out into the street. JordfødtHammarr slips from his grip as he stumbles, falls to his back with his armor weighing him down, and eventually lies still. So passes Valbrand son of Sigbjørn.
KILL TABLE
GRIM: 6
BROOTAL: 5
REINFORCEMENTS
GRIM: Ironsights
BROOTAL: Gunnerz
HEROIC ARTIFAKTS
GRIM : JordfødtHammarr (Not Possessed Currently)
BROOTAL: Figsnuffa
UPGRADES
GRIM: Heavy Shield (Lying Afield)
BROOTAL: ‘Eavy Gun (Blown Up)
Reminder: Early reinforcements are just a crate away, if you can get to them.
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Man, is there no heroic feat you are stumped by? Amazing job with the Hero reference.
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Looks like Valbrand just got Shogunned down.
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BATTLEFIELD OF THE MIND
Nice!
Nice!
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Thank you. Glad you're all enjoying this so far.
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TURN 6
The Einherjar closest to the fallen hero tears off his helmet and drops his equipment to the ground, rushing over to kneel on the ground next to him. It is Harald Valbrandson! “I will avenge you, Father!” he says as he takes up Valbrand’s helmet and hammer.
With a yell of rage, Harald leaps up and through the door column, striking true with JordfødtHammarr. The blow is delivered with such deleterious force that it, in one fell strike, obliterates both inches of ShoGunn’s Mechsuit and crumples his helm like a tin can. Never was vengeance so swift. ShoGunn is thrown back against the ruins, dead. Figsnuffa is thrown from his grasp and lands near the Grunt at the Intersection.
The copper helmed Ironsight takes a swing at the Grunt but the Grunt dances out of the way and keeps the laser bayonet at bay.
The golden helmed Ironsight shoots down a Gunner, blasting him through the hip bones.
The final Einherjar sprints again, hoping to make it back into the action.
Dwarven Berserker Reinforcements arrive. They have 10 Inch Move, two Hand Weapons, and a SNd6.
The Grunt brings both his weapons to bear in hand to hand combat but can’t get through copper head’s defenses.
The Gunner attacks golden helmet but misses by a wide margin. His gun jams, becoming Inoperative, and needs to be cleared of the jam before he can use it again.
Warjumperz Reinforcements arrive. They have 10 Inch Move with Flight, a Two Handed Weapon, and Light Armor.
KILL TABLE
GRIM: 8
BROOTAL: 5
REINFORCEMENTS
GRIM: Ironsights, Berserkers
BROOTAL: Gunnerz, Warjumperz
HEROIC ARTIFAKTS
GRIM : JordfødtHammarr
BROOTAL: Figsnuffa (Not Possessed Currently)
UPGRADES
GRIM: Heavy Shield (Lying Afield)
BROOTAL: ‘Eavy Gun (Blown Up)
These are your Final Reinforcements. Good Hunting.
The Einherjar closest to the fallen hero tears off his helmet and drops his equipment to the ground, rushing over to kneel on the ground next to him. It is Harald Valbrandson! “I will avenge you, Father!” he says as he takes up Valbrand’s helmet and hammer.
With a yell of rage, Harald leaps up and through the door column, striking true with JordfødtHammarr. The blow is delivered with such deleterious force that it, in one fell strike, obliterates both inches of ShoGunn’s Mechsuit and crumples his helm like a tin can. Never was vengeance so swift. ShoGunn is thrown back against the ruins, dead. Figsnuffa is thrown from his grasp and lands near the Grunt at the Intersection.
The copper helmed Ironsight takes a swing at the Grunt but the Grunt dances out of the way and keeps the laser bayonet at bay.
The golden helmed Ironsight shoots down a Gunner, blasting him through the hip bones.
The final Einherjar sprints again, hoping to make it back into the action.
Dwarven Berserker Reinforcements arrive. They have 10 Inch Move, two Hand Weapons, and a SNd6.
The Grunt brings both his weapons to bear in hand to hand combat but can’t get through copper head’s defenses.
The Gunner attacks golden helmet but misses by a wide margin. His gun jams, becoming Inoperative, and needs to be cleared of the jam before he can use it again.
Warjumperz Reinforcements arrive. They have 10 Inch Move with Flight, a Two Handed Weapon, and Light Armor.
KILL TABLE
GRIM: 8
BROOTAL: 5
REINFORCEMENTS
GRIM: Ironsights, Berserkers
BROOTAL: Gunnerz, Warjumperz
HEROIC ARTIFAKTS
GRIM : JordfødtHammarr
BROOTAL: Figsnuffa (Not Possessed Currently)
UPGRADES
GRIM: Heavy Shield (Lying Afield)
BROOTAL: ‘Eavy Gun (Blown Up)
These are your Final Reinforcements. Good Hunting.
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Those warjumperz look baller.
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Awww yeah
Empire of Luchardsko WIP wiki pageBrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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I apologize for the delay. I'll have the next turn up soon, hopefully.
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no problem
Empire of Luchardsko WIP wiki pageBrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."