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mercury19 wrote:Patrick steps forward and very subtly lets the other two know that he is about to do something stupid. They should be ready to act, or surrender and grovel to the max if we we lose.
"I'm Patrick O'Connor, also known as Patrick the Outlaw. Perhaps you've heard of me, given that you seem to be from the grand isle of Dar'Duatha. If so It's a sad shame you've forgotten how we do things there."
Then, he pulls down his pants and pisses fire on her. Literally pisses fire, considering he is a pyromancer. (Or the equivalent. I'm not really sure what you'll allow, but I'm going for shock and awe here, If it helps surprise I can skip the words.)
All the while he is yelling, "A GOOD AULD FASHIONED PISSING CONTEST!!!!!!!" (or a maniacal laugh.)
If that works and I still can, I will then turn and lob some sort of AOE effect into the soldiers.
(I'd appreciate it if you other two would act quickly before Semaj does.)
I probably just died, or at least lost my manhood. I probably also failed miserably because that's how I roll. (Ha ha RPG pun.) But I will go down in history as the ijit who pissed on a queen. Also I'm sorry if I pee on your sword falk.
Unless you veto all of this.
Then it's just: "I'm Patrick O'Connor, also known as Patrick the Outlaw. Perhaps you've heard of me, given that you seem to be from the grand isle of Dar'Duatha."
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