Introduce yourself!

[Alex]

Welcome!

[cooldanman22]

1. Who are you?
cooldanman22, future ruler of the world

2. Do you live with your mom?
...possibly...

3. Where do you come from?
The United States of America

4. What is your quest?
To finish my as of yet not-started Japanese army, then to kill you all

[The Third World]

ONE world? You really have no ambition do you?

I jest, welcome to the forum man. As a fellow noob around here let me just say: as long as you can handle the profanity and outright disgusting things people do around here you should fit in fine.

[Orville_McHaggis]

Hello!

- Who are you?
I am Orville McHaggis [TM] of [Miscellaneous Locale]!
- Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
No, unfortunately. She kicked me out when I turned 20.
- Where do you come from?
[Miscellaneous Locale] of course!
- What is your quest?
To sit on the couch all day with a terrible, beaten-up laptop browsing various forums and image-boards! And 4chan, but don't tell Natalya. I still can't triforce.

[Tzan]

[Miscellaneous Locale]? That's my favorite town.

[Silverdream]

You think you're better than me?

[Tzan]

Is it possible that you are better than you?

[Whiteagle]

Is it possible that you are better than you?

Silverception!!!

[Silverdream]

Is it possible that you are better than you?

Silverception!!!

I've tolerated you for a long time. I've been nice to you and I've been supportive of you. This changes everything. Sleep with one eye open tonight.

[Orville_McHaggis]

You think you're better than me?

No... Where did that idea come from?! I, too, am a terrible person!

[Orville_McHaggis]

Is it possible that you are better than you?

Silverception!!!

I've tolerated you for a long time. I've been nice to you and I've been supportive of you. This changes everything. Sleep with one eye open tonight.

Can somebody please explain what on earth is going on here?

[Whiteagle]

Is it possible that you are better than you?

Silverception!!!

I've tolerated you for a long time. I've been nice to you and I've been supportive of you. This changes everything. Sleep with one eye open tonight.

Oh Silver... Like I actually sleep!

I've tolerated you for a long time. I've been nice to you and I've been supportive of you. This changes everything. Sleep with one eye open tonight.

Can somebody please explain what on earth is going on here?

I've got NOOO fucking clue...

[Silverdream]

Memes and rage and memes and rage and memes and rage and memes and rage

[Orville_McHaggis]

Memes and rage and memes and rage and memes and rage and memes and rage

Ah. I thought that was more Colette's thing, but sure.

[Sir Sporktimus]

'Ello! So. My name is Sir Sporktimus; totally new here. Although I've been a reader of this site for a long time, it's only recently that I've really started playing BrikWars with mah bro. So hey, methought, why not join the actual site? Well, here I am. I have to say that Kalvinator is a great guy; in welcoming me so cordially. Anyways. So. Questions! Let's see...

Who are you?

I'm Sir Sporktimus.

*crickets*

Do you live with your mom?

Yep! But that's normal for most pre-graduate high schoolers, so there's no shame there.

Where do you come from?

Earth! But more specifically, I've lived in Germany and Alaska mostly...

What is your quest?

Now that's a harder one. Hm. To play BrikWars by the rules someday! To do a battle report where the photos aren't focused on the wrong minifigs! To participate in a Forum Battle! To figure out how to adjust that little banner under my avatar! To read books! To walk outside! To drink in the sunshine! To live a satisfied life! And to eat muffins!

Yep. Pretty much sums it up. See you guys around!

- Sir Sporktimus