Dream of Revenge

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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:23 pm

It can only get better from here
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Silverdream » Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:37 am

WARNING, ABSURDLY LONG FIGHT SCENE WITH TERRIBLE LIGHTING BUT IMPORTANT RESOLUTION AT THE END



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Von Klaus quickly ducks as Anal Disruptors are fired.

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Captain Maximilian Emil-Mannerheim Von Klaus: Stürmen!

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A Silvadream's shields quickly go up in reaction to the shots fired.

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Komtur Anarchie slashes at Overwatch with her blades, but even her suit's abilities aren't able to keep up with his.

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Overwatch_Elite: And now, you die!

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*SPLRK*

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Komtur Anarchie: Thank you, my anus shall remain safe for another day.

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Levi Zipps: You're welcome. It was surprisingly easy to do.

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Byron DeSilvadream: LET ME SEE YOU BURST, BAVARIAN!

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Von Klaus quickly rolls his grenades before Silvadream puts his/her shields up.

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The shields are then activated as Von Klaus fires at him/her.

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Silvadream: Oof!

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Private Strudel: He's down, let's get him.

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The Silvadream is quick to his/her feet however.

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Private Hange: For Bavaria!

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Four warriors surround the leading Silvadream.

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Komtur Anarchie: Quick, take out the machinegun!

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Captain Maximilian Emil-Mannerheim Von Klaus: I'm on it!

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Silvadream's shield activates the autoparry and launches the Komtur into the air.

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She's launched and thrown over the battlefield before it stops.

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Silvadream's trigun anal disruptor hits multiple targets.

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Komtur Anarchie: Everyone get clear of Silvadream, now!

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Silvadream: wow

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The sniper cannons combine fire on Silvadream.

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His shields bear the heavy weapons' fire without difficulty.

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Silvadream: DAS IT! I M PISED!

The anal disruptor's main gun begins to glow and pull energy towards it.

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Silvadream: SAYANARA, FUKKAS!

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Vanderheim: Stop right there.

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Vanderheim: I can't allow you to massacre any more of the Kaiser's troops. !Umwandlung Spinne!

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Silvadream: You dare shake your butt at me?!

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Webs engulf Silvadream, and he's trapped.

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Vanderheim: I would suck your blood, but I'm not sure of your gender.

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More webs are added, and Silvadream is trapped.

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Captain Maximilian Emil-Manneheim Von Klaus: Wait, I've got this!

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The Silvadream explodes within it's coccoon.

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Captain Maximilian Emil-Manneheim Von Klaus: A chrome sword? How rare.

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Byron burns an entire squad to death with his custom nova sword.

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The two knights meet, both prepared to kill each other.

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Komtur Anarchie tries to go for the kill by stabbing the visor, but she only scars Byron's face.

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Byron hits the Komtur with his Nova sword.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Silverdream » Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:27 am

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Komtur Anarchie is launched into a tree.

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Byron DeSilvadream: Bye bye, Birdie.

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Levi Zipps: This isn't a part of Steins:Gate!

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Levi winds back...

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and lets his sword fly.

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Unfortunately it only pings against Byron's armour.

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Kaiser Klaus: Hello Byron.

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Kaiser Klaus: Would you like to join your father in hell?

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Both fire at the same time, and a beam war begins.

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Byron DeSilvadream: What? How is this possible? How can you beat an anal disruptor?

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Kaiser Klaus: This is the shovel, earned with the blood of dead Bavarians and powered by forces no mortal can comprehend. It's lasers can pierce through anything I point it at and more. It has annihilated entire fleets and acts as Bavaria's second greatest weapon. As such, it is only fitting that I wield it. That's the power of Kaiser Klaus Von Fynnvaria!

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Byron DeSilvadream: If only I had a weapon that could deflect anything. Oh wait.

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Byron DeSilvadream: Taste the pain you've forced others to endure!

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Byron DeSilvadream: What?! Redshirts!

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Kaiser Klaus: I am Kaiser Klaus Von Fynnvaria, the great ruler of Bavaria. I have billions of subjects who would sacrifice themselves to save me. That is why the shovel is ranked as the second greatest weapon, as the people of Bavaria are the first. They do not tire or become bored. They do not give in to any enemy, no matter what their size or strength is. They will outeat, outbreed and outdie any other people in the brikverse. That is why Bavaria is the greatest nation!

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SILVADREAM MACHINE: PR3P4R3T10N5 C0/\/\PL3T3. R34DY 4 4CT1V4T10N.

Silvadream: good good good good good good good good good good good. activate quickly, ok machine?

SILVADREAM MACHINE: 0K

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Levi Zipps: Kaiser, you have something that requires your immediate attention. If you shoot that machine right now, the Brikverse will be saved from the Silvapocalypse.

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Kaiser Klaus: How disgusting, naming an apocalypse after yourself.

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Silvadream: Ruh-roh.

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Silvadream: EVRY1 4 THEMSELF!

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Levi Zipps: I'm sorry Kaiser for tricking you, but now we are even. That is the choice of Steins;Gate.

Kaiser Klaus: What's going on, and what is Steins:Gate?

Levi Zipps: By shooting that one piece of the machine, you've doomed this b-planet to be sent forward in space and time. I've engineered this entire sequence of events, just by saving your life twice.

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Kaiser Klaus: Dornenkrone, get us out of here. Teleport us onto the ship and escape immediately!

Dornenkrone COMMS: We can't, there's a lot of interference. Teleportation is impossible.

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Silvadream: SEE YA IN HELL, FUCKAS!

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Byron DeSilvadream: Damn, that was my ride home.

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Vanderheim: Klaus, I've found the phylactery. I also have enough mana to bring the phylactery and maybe one person with me to my pocket universe .

Kaiser Klaus: No Vanderheim, I won't risk it. Take the phylactery and go. Tell Renate I love her, and do whatever you have to for the nation.

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Vanderheim: Goodbye mein Kaiser.

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A small explosion appears and Vanderheim is gone.

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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:31 am

A very good story so far, a shame I didn't die with something up my ass but I guess I can't ask for everything
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Maverick » Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:31 am

Overwatch. Is scared of jews, and want to die with something in his ass. Coming late 2014.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Theblackdog » Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:16 am

Awesome conclusion, though I do still have some questions:

--Is Overwatch perma-dead? Because I was planning on building him for some upcoming battles.

--Is everyone on the Bavarian strike team trapped on that planet?
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Nimja » Tue Apr 15, 2014 10:41 am

Theblackdog wrote:Awesome conclusion, though I do still have some questions:

--Is Overwatch perma-dead? Because I was planning on building him for some upcoming battles.

--Is everyone on the Bavarian strike team trapped on that planet?

As I understand it:
No, he is not dead, I don't think a "Quantum surfer" can die.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Silverdream » Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:32 am

Theblackdog wrote:Awesome conclusion, though I do still have some questions:

--Is Overwatch perma-dead? Because I was planning on building him for some upcoming battles.

--Is everyone on the Bavarian strike team trapped on that planet?


No, he just thinks he's dead.

Everyone in the strike team and in orbit.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Quantumsurfer » Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:05 pm

Very interesting.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Apr 15, 2014 4:05 pm

Well seeing as nothing was shoved up my ass, I guess I didn't really die

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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Vami IV » Sun Apr 27, 2014 3:35 pm

I wanna see what comes Emerian Next. Maybe Emerians peaches everywhere.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Silverdream » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:55 pm

Viktory Museum, Pitz Palu, Bavaria, Bavaria, Bavaria

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Prinzessin Amelie: Brothers, I have you here to discuss the nation, and our family in general. Though I doubt our Father will die anytime soon, we need to promise to work together no matter what.

Prinz Karl Gustav: I agree. We should put aside our differences until the enemies of Bavaria lie and broken beneath our feet.

Prinz Klaus Jr.: It would be my honour to fight by your side. Though it is the subjects' duty to serve their masters, we as the royal family must protect our faithful citizens. May we fight together and die together if need be.

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Prinzessin Amelie: Then by this rune of viktory, we shall smite our enemies and deliver unto them an ass-kicking never before seen in the brikverse.

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Vanderheim: I'm sorry. Your father and all of the troops and ships he brought are gone. The planet was sent forward in time and space. His last act was to give me Prinz Klaus' phylactery.

Prinz Klaus Jr.: Did he name an heir?

Vanderheim: No. I'm sorry.

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Junior's chest bursts with a golden spear.

Prinzessin Amelie: Missed me! Armour, Battle Mode!

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Amelie pulls the old gun from her suit, but Junior rushes forward.

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Prinzessin Amelie is pressed against the wall, and Karl attempts to pick a good weapon.

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Prinzessin Amelie: Aaagh!

Prinz Klaus Jr.: You were never very quick on the draw, were you? I'm going to enjoy hacking you to bits.

Prinzessin Amelie: You're a fool, Junior.

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Prinz Gustav: This is the one I wanted!

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Amelie pushes Klaus Junior with all of her strength.

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The laser bounces as Klaus tries to dodge it, but it's no use.

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Prinzessin Amelie: I would shoot him again if I were you. My SMG may as well be a peashooter.

Prinz Karl Gustav: It has a cooldown period. It should be good in five...four

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Prinz Karl Gustav: Three...two...

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Prinz Karl Gustav: Fuck me!

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Prinz Klaus Jr.: I'm conflicted. Should I hack you apart or simply crush you until you're hand bleeds out? How many bones do you think I can break before that happens?

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Prinz Klaus Jr.: And Karl, you're next.

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Kaiserin Renate: ALL OF YOU, STOP!

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Kaiserin Renate: Junior, put your sister down.

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Kaiserin Renate: Now, let's get one thing clear. I am the Kaiserin. Klaus may be gone, but I'll have none of this idiocy. Now stop fighting each other and acting like children before I smack each of you. Junior, give your Amelie her hand back while she can still have it re-attached. Gustav, you should be in Venice.

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Prinz Klaus Jr.: Here's your hand back.

Prinzessin Amelie: Thanks.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Vami IV » Mon Apr 28, 2014 10:01 pm

Those last two lines were some of the best I've read in a while.
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Zupponn » Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:27 pm

Vami IV wrote:Those last two lines were some of the best I've read in a while.

"Here's your hand back", and "Thanks"?
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Re: Dream of Revenge

Postby Vami IV » Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:09 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Vami IV wrote:Those last two lines were some of the best I've read in a while.

"Here's your hand back", and "Thanks"?

You would have to know my family.
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