Agent Spy vs. Tactical Espionage Action Spy

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Agent Spy vs. Tactical Espionage Action Spy

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Aug 17, 2014 2:58 pm

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At a secret facility, a Bavarian soldier stands guard by an important computer terminal.

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But his guard duty is about to be cut short...

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Slice!

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The mysterious infiltrator accesses the computer.

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"What is this thing?"

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"Some kind of wargear... made of metal..."

"Are you finished with the computer? Can I have a turn?"

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"What the - ! Who are you?"

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"My name is Bonk. James Bonk."

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"Bonk, huh? I'm Stolid Stake."

"You sound like you're from the U.S.A."

"Yeah. And my mission does not include sharing secrets with a Britannian!"

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"You're pretty good, James Bonk. But I don't have time to play with you anymore. I got what I came for."

"Backing out already? I'm not finished with - "

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" - What? Where did he go?"

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"He just disappeared!"

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"Never mind. Let's see what is on this computer."

To be continued... with some real action
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Re: Agent Spy vs. Tactical Espionage Action Spy

Postby Scratch » Sun Aug 17, 2014 3:02 pm

Loving the gifs, why is it so small though?
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Re: Agent Spy vs. Tactical Espionage Action Spy

Postby ikensall » Sun Aug 17, 2014 3:09 pm

Scratch wrote:Loving the gifs, why is it so small though?


I liked how Tactical Espionage Action Spy's headband slowly slid down his face over the course of the gif, almost as much as I liked Bonk, James Bonk.
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Re: Agent Spy vs. Tactical Espionage Action Spy

Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Aug 17, 2014 4:12 pm

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Re: Agent Spy vs. Tactical Espionage Action Spy

Postby Zahru II » Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:11 pm

Stake, do you hear me? Stake? STAAAAAKE!
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Re: Agent Spy vs. Tactical Espionage Action Spy

Postby Kommander Ken » Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:57 pm

Ha, this is great. The names are probably my favorite part.
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Re: Agent Spy vs. Tactical Espionage Action Spy

Postby Silverdream » Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:41 pm

Excellent. You really are the most underrated Soap Writer.
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Re: Agent Spy vs. Tactical Espionage Action Spy

Postby Bragallot » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:40 am

Arbrik, you magnificent bastard, you built the chainsaw death machine :)

The box joke genuinely made me lol.
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Re: Agent Spy vs. Tactical Espionage Action Spy

Postby Zupponn » Mon Aug 18, 2014 7:31 pm

*Gets excited for possible upcoming forum battle.*
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