The Dirty Dancer, Space Club in the Akula System, Present day
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Patrons, scum and villany party and poison on a Saturday night at the space club
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A well dressed man and some suited bodyguards enter the club
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They are swarmed by the guards and bouncers at the door
MOBB Doorman: "YO , NO GUNS BITCH!"
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The Owner of the Club sees the commotion at the door and rushes over
Mafia Capo: "Ey you bums, you know who the fuck this is?! get your hands off him or I'll have you fed to the shitgoats in my basement!"
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He greets the suited man and welcomes him into his club
Mafia Capo: "My apologies Mr Vito, we didn't think you'd be here until later.."
Boss Vito: " Who are these shmucks you have working security? you could do a lot better with some of the mercs around here you know?"
Mafia Capo: "Ahahaha... Yes that's true, but them mercs are some of our best customers, why pay em when you can take their money instead?"
Boss Vito: "I guess I see your point. money is always good..."
Mafia Capo : " Let's find you a dancer and some drinks until we close up, then we'll talk!"
A few hours later
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Boss Vito: So what can you tell me, you're in charge of all our operations in this system.. what have you done, what're you doing? and what else will you do to be making us more money?
Mafia Capo: Well here's the thing, boss... We were doin good for a while, some of my boys have started sellin this crap called blue balls, it was goin good and we were makin money faster than we could spend it but..
Boss Vito: but?...
Mafia Capo: But now we're gettin harrassed by Pirates, They wanted us to pay a toll to use their space but I aint havin any of that, they aint messin with us!. We blew up their ship and I've got some smugglers comin in here soon to bring us some new weapons to fight em with...
Boss Vito: Good, then...
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Some shady guys walk in the club...
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The Capo looks at the guys and suddenley gets very upset
Mafia Capo: Wait a minute who da fuck are you? you aint the guys I hired!..
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The hooded guys smirk, and one of them speaks
Pirate: "Nah, they called in sick with a case of bullet in the brainpan"
Mafia Capo: "SHIT!"
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The Pirates and the Mafia start shooting at each other at point blank range, guys on both sides die in the mayhem
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The MOBB thugs draw their weapons and shoot the assailants in the back
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Vito stands up and starts screaming at the security
Boss Vito: "I guess I don't get to berate that idiot for hiring you incompetent morons! Do you know what would happen to you all if I got whacked just now?!"
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MOBB Doorman: "Eyyy, relax bitch, we got em didn't we?"
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All of a sudden the doorman gets split in half by a massive power axe and a hulking Pirate in menacing black armor charges in the door
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A swarm of Heavily armed Pirates flood in the club behind him, an absolute melee occurs with bullets, lasers and pulse rounds flying everywhere with minifigs on both sides cut down in seconds.
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The Mafia Stripper runs for cover up on the stage
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MOBB goons shoot Pirates
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And Pirates shoot MOBB goons
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A bunch of MOBB attack the axe weilding brute, shooting the shit out of him... he nonchalantly shrugs off bullets and advances
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Enraged, he savagely cuts them all down in one fell swood
PURGE Pirate: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! >:(
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The bartenders start shooting at the attackers with guns hidden under the bar
Bartender: eat this fuckers!
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A bunch of Pirates engage the bartenders shooting wildly at their mates
Syndikat Pirate: SHOOT THEM BITCHES!
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They should have just stayed out of it, getting shot up and sent flying back into the bottles
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Another of the Purge gang grabs one of the doormen by the throat and hurls him across the room
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Vito's bodyguard tries to shoot the Pirate but ends up shooting the flying body, killing him
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Then getting flattened by the dead body
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And getting his face blown off with a shotgun
Syndikat Pirate: 'TWO POINTS! AAAAAHHH!"
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The Stripper and a guy with a shotgun hide behind the smoked glass on the stage
Stripper: This is crazy man.. this isn't in my job description!
MOBB Thug: No shit girl!
Stripper: what's that?
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A pirate dressed like a ninja *what?* jumps down from the rafters..
Syndikat Pirate: "HYYYYEAH!!!"
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Goring the MOBB thug with his sword, she freaks out and crawls back
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She starts shooting at him with her gun, he dodges
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The Ninja jumps and swings around on the pole
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Ironically using a stripper pole to kill a mafia stripper..
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Even more Pirates flood into the club, some of them start looting bodies while others are just looking for something to kill
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At the back of the line, a Pirate wielding a shotgun and a unique helmet and armor walks in...He see another important figure approaching behind him, and yells out at the raiding party for their attention*read spoiler*
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The Pirates rapidly pull debris and some of the dead bodies out of the way of the door, and assemble in some kind of formation in front of the door.
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A Pirate clad in crimson armor and a skull helmet enters the room.
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Overboss Volk: Well well, It seems you all left nothing for me.. shame shame..
*A pirate towards the end of the line coughs deliberately, as if to contradict Volk's statement and get his attention*
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Overboss Volk: Well then?
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The Pirates break formation and stand to the side, revealing the Mafia underboss in the capture of one of the Purge berzerkers.
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Vito: *coughing* You any idea what the fuck you psychos have done?! you've ruined this place of business and killed all of yous selves in the process! The Space Mafia don't forget!
Volk: We're gonna have a little chat on the way back to my ship, you n I..
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Volk Takes Vito and starts walking him out
Volk: Mr Vito.. you and I haven't met before but you've met my officers before. in fact you blew them up.. ha!.. that took guts.. bravo!
Vito: Aint done shit to you! I'm a made man!, your quarrel's with that idiot in the pink shirt! he gone rogue! let me go for feck sake!
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Volk: You know, I might have a job for you afterall.. Cowards have no place in my fleet but they can still make us rich...
Vito: No fuckin way, You're a deadman, all of yous! you just signed your own death warrant. You stepped on our turf, you never shoulda fucked with the space mafia!
Volk: Hm... you sure about that?
Vito: Fuck you!
Volk: Fair enough.. good chat... Send the Voidmother my regards..
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Volk suddenley turns Vito around and hurls him in the other direction
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Only for him to get splattered by the Purge brute behind them..
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Some of the pirates start laughing and chuckling to themselves.
Volk: I guess those were short negotiations, HAH!. Alright boys, get lootin and drinkin.. but don't wreck the place.. I'd like to open this place up for ourselves afterall...
*Syndikat cheers in the background*