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New tatis

PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 4:34 pm
by lawmaster
Down in the Trovian royal gardens...
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Lawmaster: That water is pretty blue, wonder how many fishes are in there, I should have fish for dinner, maybe kill the cook for fun....
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Solider: Sir?
Lawmaster: Yes what is it that you disturb my ramblings for?!?
Solider: My King, your general has sent me to inform you that we haven't received any report from the invasion squad, and that he assumes they are all dead or captured...
Lawmaster: And what do you think I should do at this point solider?
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Solider: If I were you my majesty, I would use stealth, the general is a good fighter but he is out of experience, missions require more than brute force anymore.
Lawmaster: How would I go about this?
Solider: You could send a specialized squad into the nearest military base from that battle. More than likely any survivors would be there.
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Lawmaster: Well then, I suggest you pick you squad wisely.
Solider: Sir?
Lawmaster: Congratulation on your promotion Mr....
Solider: James.
Lawmaster: You have 48 hours to pick your squad and depart James, I expect success or body bags.

Re: New tatics

PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 5:39 pm
by Scribonius
lawmaster wrote:Lawmaster: Well then, I suggest you pick you squad wisely. You have 48 hours to pick your squad and depart James, I expect success or body bags.


Sucks to be James, but I'm not too surprised. Being wise frequently means people treat you like a wise-ass and give you the crap jobs.

Re: New tatics

PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:51 pm
by Zupponn
Sounds like a new BrikwaRPG is on the horizon. :zig:

Re: New tatics

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:39 pm
by Kalvinator
Hoping so.

Re: New tatics

PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:00 pm
by PlutoniumDeath
Not to be a grammar Piltogg, but unless it's spelled like that in Brikwars, you misspelled "tactics".

Re: New tatics

PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:21 pm
by Tzan
BrikWars Tatis!

Re: New tatis

PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:10 am
by lawmaster
Renamed.

Re: New tatis

PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:35 pm
by samuelzz10
I thought it said "new tits" for a second. nice report.

Re: New tatis

PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:57 pm
by Natalya
I hope his last name is Bond.