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God's in his heaven

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Re: God's in his heaven

Postby Silverdream » Thu Nov 28, 2013 7:44 pm

Fortitude II, Scythian 5th Fleet, Scythian Space

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Ensign Ramone: Admiral, Sir! New orders from high command, we're to perform an Exterminatus on Planet Gherig. Apparently it's been infected by a virus.

Admiral Grota: A virus infected the entire planet? Exterminatus it is.

COMMS: Multiple signatures warping in. It looks like the Bavarian Navy.

Admiral Grota: How many? I haven't upped any jerries in weeks.

COMMS: Thousands... hundreds of thousands...

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Admiral Grota: Jesus christ. All ships fire all weapons while thrusting backwards. Don't give them the luxury of ramming us.
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Re: God's in his heaven

Postby dilanski » Sun Dec 01, 2013 3:47 pm

Silva, could you elaborate on that remark on Scythian AI's?
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Re: God's in his heaven

Postby Silverdream » Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:25 pm

dilanski wrote:Silva, could you elaborate on that remark on Scythian AI's?


While most Scythian AIs would easily be corrupted by Iruel, it's theorized that the more advanced ones could actually resist Iruel.
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Re: God's in his heaven

Postby dilanski » Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:36 pm

Silverdream wrote:
dilanski wrote:Silva, could you elaborate on that remark on Scythian AI's?


While most Scythian AIs would easily be corrupted by Iruel, it's theorized that the more advanced ones could actually resist Iruel.


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Re: God's in his heaven

Postby Gorthaff » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:26 pm

Too bad looks like the Schytians are about to get their asses handed to them. I wished to join as an immortal ally once I had a complete force. But now it just seems cheap to join the side that's winning. :(
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Re: God's in his heaven

Postby Colette » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:07 pm

Gorthaff wrote:Too bad looks like the Schytians are about to get their asses handed to them...

Oh really? You'll see...
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Re: God's in his heaven

Postby Silverdream » Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:39 pm

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Polemarch Amelie von Fynnvaria: Fire main gun at the Fortitude II, and prepare bombadiers. All ships continue the chase!

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Corporal Birkenau: Someone cover me, my engine's blown out and I'm out of missiles but I'm close to their command bridge. The one on the Fortitude II. Requesting immediate support.

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Corporal Birkenau: Heil Bavaria!

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Ensign Ramone: Hey, what's that in the window? A Spatz fighter? What's it doing here?

Admiral Grota: It's been good working with you Ramone.

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Ensign Ramone: By Scythe's mangy beard, it's coming right at us!

Admiral Grota: Eh, I did what I could. Fucking jerries.

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Ensign Munro: Prinzesa! It looks like the Fortitude's command bridge has been destroyed.

Polemarch Amelie von Fynnvaria: Excellent. All lighter ships focus fire on our enemies' engines, do not allow them to escape. Main fleet, go into double crescent formation and destroy this fleet while they're in disarray.
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Re: God's in his heaven

Postby Silverdream » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:17 pm

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Kaiser Klaus: Amelie, return immediately. We can no longer count on Trattorian support for this operation. We need to fall back to defensive positions and rethink this war.

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Polemarch Amelie: Understood, father.
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Re: God's in his heaven

Postby Maverick » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:57 am

Why is The Emperor carrying a shovel?
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Re: God's in his heaven

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:48 am

That's the Shovel, one of the most powerful weapons in the Brikverse.
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Re: God's in his heaven

Postby Maverick » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:25 am

Silverdream wrote:That's the Shovel, one of the most powerful weapons in the Brikverse.

Seems legit. Why is it i keep thinking the Emperor is really young?
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