Course Corrections

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Course Corrections

Postby Colette » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:48 pm

Location: Soledad
Time: 1/2/14, 10:27 pm
Description: Operation Suppono


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Techs: “Orbital detector A6 has recorded a conspicuous point of data. Requesting detectors B3-7 for further analysis.”
Dr. Herndon: “You may proceed. Forward the results...”

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Dr. Liang: “Dr. Herndon, we must call an emergency session.”
Dr. Herndon: “Your presence is unexpected, and I certainly did not want to be interrupted during a very important exper...”
Dr. Liang: “The experiment can wait, but we must curb Siri’s excesses now.”

The blond scientist’s eyes furrowed at the mention of the dictator.

Dr. Herndon: “Fine.”

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Dr. Liang: “Attention council, recent observations have accelerated the timeline of the Immortal War, and we will surely perish if we remain with the Third Alliance. For this reason, I propose the enactment of Operation Suppono to depose Siri. All members should now express their approval or disapproval of this measure.”
Dr. Herndon: “I, for one, believe we ought to do this.”

The other department chairs acquiesced as well, one by one.

Dr. Liang: “Then our decision is unanimous. Commence the operation.”
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Re: Course Corrections

Postby Colette » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:58 pm

Location: Trattoria
Time: 1/2/14, 10:35 pm
Description: Operation Suppono


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Siri mulled about her long-term strategy, staring intently at the canister in her hand. Entombed inside was a tiny, faintly glowing Immortal core. True, it had once belonged to a disgraced wally, but it held the key to her future.

“Soon,” she whispered to it, “I will find a way to use you, to become a true Immortal and cheat death indefinitely. God, nor any conniving mini figure in the brikverse, will be able to kill me.”

She then glanced upwards towards the starmap. Once she had all the time she would ever need, she would conquer this entire galaxy, and its population of genetically-inferior, unintelligent imbe...

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“Madame, I believe you request a drink.”

Siri turned towards the unwelcomed guest.

“I do not recall having done so. You have interrup...”

*bang*

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“Operation Suppono has been successfully completed. And thank you for the generous payment, I’ll be sure to make good use of it.”
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Re: Course Corrections

Postby Colette » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:07 pm

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"Good evening, people of Trattoria. I would like to introduce myself as President Kuroki. As leader of this great nation, I would like to reverse the barbaric practices of my uncivilized predecessor. I plan on withdrawing our support from the weak, brutish, and uncultured Third Alliance, and instead soliciting membership in the Anti-Immortal Alliance and the neu-AN. This will allow us to prepare with stronger allies against the impending Immortal threat. I thank you all for voting for me, and wish our nation the prosperity to which it is entitled."
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Re: Course Corrections

Postby Silent-sigfig » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:24 pm

Dammit the Trattorians were cool villains.

Only a matter of time before some fring group resurrects Siri... with a new iOS
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Re: Course Corrections

Postby Silverdream » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:34 pm

Tomoko is your president now? Looks like the AN just got really awkward.
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Re: Course Corrections

Postby Kalvinator » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:50 am

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Re: Course Corrections

Postby Maverick » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:52 am

What did he use to kill her?
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Re: Course Corrections

Postby alphafalcon541 » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:42 pm

Well there goes Siri no exactly the most dramatic death or epic death
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Re: Course Corrections

Postby Brikguy0410 » Sat Jan 11, 2014 9:18 am

Wtf happed to president austin
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Re: Course Corrections

Postby stubby » Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:09 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:Wtf happed to president austin


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Re: Course Corrections

Postby Brikguy0410 » Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:45 pm

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Ya! Stubby, you just made my day.lets burn his body and tap-dance on the ashes!
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Re: Course Corrections

Postby stubby » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:09 am

I can't remember what happened after that story, if it was just a decoy-bot or something. I like to imagine that the real President Austin is hiding out managing Dethklok.
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