The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field. You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.
A war council between some important generals and officers. Mandalore the Maverick: "We just need the last officer and we're set." ZMMMMMM Leader of the Bards: "Hey, man, you're late." SLASH Shard: "Gah, wrong Mando." The Preacher: "A Warhead Shard!" *Leap* *Grasp* MM: "VOAN AN!" Shard: "Get off of me!" Tjunk!
Security force leader: "I don't like this. It seems like..." Security force leader: "...He isn't dead." Warhead: "Ughh... I have the WORST headache ever. Worse than when i drank a sea of Maniac Beer." Security: "AAAAGH!" Warhead: "How are you, my good man?" The Preacher: "Die, swine!" Warhead: "Auch!" Warhead: "..." ZMMMMMM ???: "Danke, schön!" Security: "Do you guys know what just happened?"