Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge
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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge
Ahahah, poor DSM, RIP.
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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge
He will be missed. Also, bump.BFenix wrote:Ahahah, poor DSM, RIP.
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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge
Silvadream: Where the fuck is Silva?
Silvadream: ikr
Silvadream: What's that on the horizon? Is that a bird?
Silvadream: Is it a plane?
Silvadream: No, it's a spaceship!
Silvadream: Oooooh, I see it now.
Angel Boi: Shit! Le scatter!
Silvadream: fear not, I will deal with this Interloper!
Silvadream: die now, you pitiless waste of flesh which does not even deserve a name!
Silvadream: FOOL! No one can displace the ULTIMATE STRENGTH and DETERMINATION of SILVADREAM!
Silvadream: Fuck
After pushing Silvadream back several inches, the spaceship grinds to a halt.
Silvadream: Know what time it is?
Silvadream: Listen Silva,we need to t-
Silvadream: IT IS TIME TO DIE, SILVA! YOU COME HERE TO KILL US ALL IN KAMIKAZE, BUT YOU MADE A MISTAKE! MESS WITH ME or the others AND YOU WILL BE A DEAD MAN MARK MY WORDS
Silvadream: Hey!
Silvadream: you bastard. Go get my sword.
Silvadream: Listen silvadream, I did not mean to try to kill you guys I just did not know how to land this thing. I want us to fight together, not each other. I want you guys help to avenge overwatch and rescue her. I do not know if she's dead or alive, but I need to do something about it.
Silvadream: Silva, this is ridiculous. It's one thing to fight an unwinnable battle, but it's another to fight an unwinnable battle that results in you no longer existing. Imagine, if we go to fight a powerful Quantum Surfer, we'll be erased from existence. This isn't like dying, it's never existing at all.
Silvadream: Hell, the Quantum Surfers could kill us all right now, and we could do nothing about it.
Silvadream: yeah and I don't want to die a virgin.
Silvadream: Do you even know where the Quantum Surfer is?
Silvadream: yes, and for some reason she is really powerful. she's also a total bitch who cockblocked me.
Silvadream: cockblocking is horrible man, I feel you. but I don't think I want to kill myself with you.
Silvadream: I don't care if you're going to die anyway, I'll kill you here if you don't fucking pick up my sword!
Silvadream: Fuck man, get off my case. And also, sometimes there are battles that you know you can't win but you must fight them. because i'd rather be the guy who never existed in order to avenge my gf instead of the guy who was a little bitch after some other bitch killed her. also i have fought several quantu surfers, and I'm still alive. i will kill anything in my way if it means that overwatch is safe, because i love her. when you wuv someone you have to fight for them in order to just hold their hand or talk to them for hours or have sex with them, ok?
Silvadream: yeah but i haven't had sex yet!
Silvadream: What you seek to do is truly honourable, and I cannot say that your love isn't pure and true. But we Silvadreams are the defenders of the brikverse. We have done our part to make it as chaotic as possible, by destroying the OP. If even a good portion of us are erased from existence, then a past threat may come rule the brikverse with order.
Silvadream: Silva, while these pansies are talking about living, and being alive, and not fighting, let me be the first to say that this is metalcore as fuck. Fighting a war doomed to fail and rebelling against the gods themselves? You can count me in. If I'm not destroyed with you, I'll write the greatest metalcore saga about it.
Silvadream: You know what, I'm in. We'll show the gods themselves that Silvadream is not to be messed with.
Silvadream: Count me in too. I'll show them the power of my anal disruptor blades.
Silvadream: Hey!
Silvadream: Join me Silva, it is the only way you can show your true power, if the Quantum Surfers can mess with me, they can mess with all of you, will you fight by my side?
Silvadream disarms Silvadream, and the sword falls under the spaceship seats.
Silvadream: uh oh
Silvadream: Could you hand me my sword?
Silvadream: No, it's under the seat. it's never cominfg back. sorry.
Silvadream: Silva, you have shown me despair, and you almost killed me. after we kill these jerks, I'm going to kick your ass.
Silvadream: yeah i can see it but I can't reach it. you should have installed magnets.
Silvadream: I should have killed you right away. in fact i'll beat you up, blow up the ship and pick up my swords.
Silvadream: But wait! I got you a present
Silvadream: oh yeah?
Silvadream: yeah, an epic flying steed, which is also a shark.
Silvadream: hey man, wat re you doing?
Silvadream: thank you so much, I ask every Manly Santa Day for a space shark but no one ever gets me one. all is forgiven, silvadream.I'm going to get your gf a gift and say it was you so that you get laid after i kill all the quantum surfers
Silvadream is thrown on the wing.
Silvadream: So who is with us? My band of brothers....
Silvadream: Oh captain my captain!
Silvadream: Oh captain my captain!
Silvadream: Oh Captain my Captain!
Silvadream: And the rest? Angel Boi?
Angel Boi: you speech has touched me deeply. as a romantic, I am in.
Silvadream: Me too.
Silvadream: Let's tear shit up!
Silvadream: and on that day, the Silvadreams worth talking about stood as one. the rest who didn't come to the meeting would feel left out, no matter what the ultimate consquence was. At this point, I didn't know what I expected, but i knew some epic shit was about to go down.
Silvadream: huh?
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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge
Silvadream: Could you hand me my sword?
Silvadream: No, it's under the seat. it's never cominfg back. sorry.
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Colette: I, Colette, Head Administrator of the Brikverse Czat, Arbitrator of Rules, hereby call the Czat to meeting!
Colette: I call upon the Globe Trotter, and War Head, King Scratch.
Scratch: Hello.
Colette: And could you stop that, please?
Scratch: Sorry.
I call upon the most useful Quantum Surfer, Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer.
Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Hi
Colette: I call upon my dear friend and mortal enemy, Silverdream the troll.
Silverdream: Yo.
Colette: While Black Dog the Destroyer is currently running late, I allow this meeting to commence.
Colette: First order of business. Silverdream, the Hel Ice Battle is coming along too slowly. In fact, this whole invasion of Bavaria is coming along too slowly. We may need to bring Dilanski back from his exile to the baan dimension.
Silverdream: Yeah yeah, I'm almost done. I've just been busy watching all of this anime I've created. I also second the moetion of bringing back Dilanski the Small.
Scratch: I third the moetion. Dilanski may hate Romas (like Zahru) and say offensive things about sexual minorities, and he may be inferior to me in knowledge and creativity, but he still deserves the chance to live.
Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I fourth and finalize the moetion. I would also like to add that you guys are all very talented in what you do, and I look forward to watching these battles come along.
Colette: Motion passed. Second order of business. A noob wants to join our ranks in the Czat, and create stories and empires in the brikverse alongside us.
Black Dog the Destroyer: Hey guys. Sorry I'm late.
Colette: Hey
Silverdream: Hello
Scratch: Hi
Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Hey
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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge
Shit just got deep.
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I like your design for QS!TBD.
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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge
I was honestly thinking Vami would be on the Czat (for the time being). I can, with the plot I have going now, see why not.
Anyways, great figs, Silvy.
Anyways, great figs, Silvy.
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Black Dog the Destroyer: I just had a big headache. You ever have that problem Colette?
Colette: Moving on. We're deciding on whether or not to bring a noob into our prestigious circle. You may appear.
Samuel X: Hey guys, what's up? My name is Sam. I've always been interested in your stories, and I have a new idea for an empire. It's going to be lead by metal heroes.
Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Interesting. He doesn't seem like a bad guy.
Samuel X: Also, I'm trianglist, but I'm used to dealing with a lot of annoying ones.
Silverdream: That's not a bad thing. It's very progressive of you.
Black Dog the Destroyer: He seems pretty cool. I think he'd be an excellent new member of our clique. Especially with his appreciation of metal music. Colette, you know a lot about headbanging.
Scratch: He has my vote. I say he's in. I could use someone who agrees with me.
Colette: One last question. How large is your planned Empire?
Samuel X: It's got a thousand planets, and it has a small pocket Universe with several hundred planets where the main leaders live in.
Scratch: Well, it was nice knowing you Sam.
Samuel X: Huh? I can't join you guys? Why?
Black Dog the Destroyer: The fact that you have such an insufferable amount of territory compared to everyone else points to the fact that you're an anorak. Who needs to be more powerful when you can be weaker than everyone else? Do you have a single idea of how selfish and assholeish you look?
Samuel X: But the Immortal Empire has entire uni-
Colette: Everyone sets limits for their creations. OP bullshit is not allowed or tolerated here.
Samuel X: But what about the Universaerium or Neutrina Bombs or the shovel?
Silverdream: I'm so disappointed in you. You had so much potential. If only you made your faction into a 30 person militia. That's the only type of thing that's interesting.
Samuel X: Guys, I really don't understand.
Samuel X: Aaaauugggghhhh!
Black Dog the Destroyer: Special Move: Mk IV Ultima Quantum Laser Breaker! Rot like the filth you are!
Colette: Do you have to use that stupid red text from that shitty anime?
Black Dog the Destroyer: Yes.
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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge
Rest in Piece SamuelXX11, you will be missed.
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Zupponn wrote:All you have to do is flatten his head.Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.
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Colette: Last order of business. I am reforming the czat into an absolute dictatorship in which I am the sole ruler, and you all follow my commands to the letter.
Scratch:....
Silverdream: Colette, you are too weak to defeat any one of us in combat, even if you are this Universe's master.
Colette: I am serious. I have become so powerful that none of you can fight back.
Silverdream: Guns? Are you serious? I could dodge the bullets. I could turn the gun into steam, the bullets into mercury, the trigger into goddamn snowflakes. Not that bullets would even harm me. Even if they got through my bomb proof clothing, th-
Black Dog the Destroyer: SILVERDREEEEEEEAAAAAAM! NOOOOOO!
Colette: Those are Baan Bullets. If it even touches your ego, it sends you to a dimension of hellish boredom for as long as I deem it necessary. I have also dampened your powers to the point where you can't react as fast as I can.
Scratch: But where did you get this power?
Black Dog the Destroyer: Out of pity, we make you the administrator, and this is how you repay us? This is not the way to get ahead, colette. Not like this.
Colette: What the hell is that?
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Re: Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge
Quantum: Hmm
Silvadream: In the name of my beloved overwatch I am here to kick your dumbass bitch! SHE WILL BE AVENGED!!!
Scratch: Colette, give us our powers back, and we'll fight them off. They have to have some trick up their sleeves, or else they wouldn't attack a bunch of Quantum Surfers.
Colette: Silva did seem that stupid before, but I suppose I'll allow you guys to demonstrate your role as my loyal puppets. You may have some of your bullshit powers back.
Scratch: Green meters attack, go!
Scratch: Fuck! How did I miss?
Colette: Could you stop those effects, it's giving me a migraine.
Black Dog the Destroyer: YOU MEAN YOUR HEAD HURTS?
Colette: and stop those stupid jokes as well.
Black Dog the Destroyer: WOULD YOU CALL ME A PAIN IN THE NECK?
Colette: Stop!
Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: They're fast! Watch out!
Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Auuuughhh!
While his decoy distracts the Silvadreams, another copy of Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer goes to the main power source.
Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Mission complete.
Angel Boi: Que????
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