Members, Quests and Gaps

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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Postby Natalya » Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:03 am

BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

Ego Meter: 120%
Kill Meter: 20%
LOL Meter: 60%
Action Meter: 100%
Sleep Meter: 30%
Abuse Meter: 70%

tl;dr: My troll sense is tingling.

*EDIT*
I couldn't resist, and so I made a prequel to this most noble tale by the good Sir Shadowscythe.  The events therein immediately precede the OP of this thread.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:03 am

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Natalya steps up to the plate.

Natalya - "I'll have a look at this thing, but I don't know what you expect me to find"

Colette - "Anything is better than nothing, this wiki thing is an itch I just can't scratch."

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Colette - "Well, what do you see?"

Natalya - "Will you let me read the damn thing before I banhammer you?"

Colette - " . . . sorry"

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Natalya - "I see Piltogg . . . apparently he removed your thing from the brikverse and the wiki. But something's not right here . . . "

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Colette - "What do you mean somethings not right? What do you see?"

Natalya - "I dunno, I can't make it out . . . it's like it was him, but something else at the same time."

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Stubby - "Lemme see if I cern clern up yer vermit"

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Through the magic of brikwars janitorial powers, Piltogg is revealed to be something . . . else . . .

Colette - "Is that a trogdor?"

Natalya - "No . . . it's something much, much worse . . . "

Colette - "What is it? Will everyone stop trying to be so damned dramatic?"

Nataltya - "It's better if you tell him stubbs."

Colette - "Tell me what?!"

Stubby - "Irts a Piltrogg . . . "
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.

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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Postby piltogg » Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:53 am

Piltroooogg!
Piltooorogg!

Piltrogg was a man
I mean, he was a dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still Piltrogg!

Piltrooooogg!
Piltrooooogg!

Burninating the countryside,
Burninating the peasants
Burninating all the peoples
And their thatched-roof cottages!
Thatched-roof cottages!

Whoa, this has wicked dueling guitar solos
It's like squeedly versus meedley over here
Go squeedly!
Go squeedly!!
Squeedly wins!!!

When all the land is in ruins
And burnination has forsaken the countryside
Only one guy will remain

My money's on
Piltrooooogg!
Piltrooooogg!

And the Piltrogg comes in the niiiiiiight . . .
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Postby Vami IV » Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:05 am

Pfffft, lame.
Piltogg wrote:PILTROOOOOOOOGG!
PILTROOOOOOOOOGG!

PILTROGG WAS A MAN!
Fuck, I meant he was PILTOGG PILTROGG!!
Shit, maybe he was just a PILTOGG!

BUT HE WAS STILL
PILTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!
PILTROOOOOOOOOOOGG!

DISCRIMINATING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE!
EDIT-INATING THE WIKI!
BURNINATING ALL THE LEGO JEWS

AND COLETTE'S PURTY WIKIIIIIIIII!
PURTY WIKIIIIIIIIIII!

Holy shit, this is a pretty metal ass guitar solo
This is kickass!
It's like Screechy vs. Metaly (Vami note: Pronounce as "melody" b/c it sounds closest) over here!

Go Metaly! Go Metaly!
METALY WINS!

WHEN ALL THE FORUMS ARE IN RUIN
ONLY ONE... THING WILL REMAIN
My money's on

PILTROOOOOOOGG!

PILTROOOOOOOOGG!

AND THE PILTROOOOOOOOGG COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Postby Silverdream » Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:06 pm

Best twist ever.

Please continue.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:01 am

this has not been forgotten about, but my machine crashed a few days ago and I have lost all my files. Rebuildan now.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Postby Vami IV » Tue Nov 03, 2015 7:00 pm

Poke.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Nov 05, 2015 6:05 pm

Hasn't been forgotten, just delayed - delayed by a long, long time.

Tl;DR - Real life sucks.
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Re: Members, Quests and Gaps

Postby The Shadowscythe » Sun Nov 08, 2015 5:57 pm

After the poke a few days ago - I am rebuilding everything now - but it may take a day, or three.

Also I can't remember what the original plot was. And I'm drunk.

Hold on to your asses peoples. :omnom:  :studgod:  :mystery:
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