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BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:15 am

Act I

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It was a nice day in the BW Chat.


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But then a shit-posting mib joined the room.


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He kept going on about all sorts of crap, it didn't make any sense.  He was just shitting all over the place.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:19 am

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Colette got tired of his shit and banned his sorry ass.


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And everything was good.



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Colette:  I'm in the chat and all's right with the world.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:51 am

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One day BrikThulu joined the chat.
Brikthulu:  I AM YOUR GOD NOW BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS


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Solvess:  Hey Natalya


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Natalya:  Aw shit.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Tzan » Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:30 am

There are some people who write down everything in their journal.
When they shower,
what they eat at every meal,
they record everything they do every day.

So I'm hoping you've gone completely insane and will make a brik story of everything you do.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:35 pm

No this story won't be about me actually.  These first two scenes are just introductions to the environment.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:58 am

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It was a slow day in the chat.


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But then Solvess joined the channel.



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Solvess:  Hey what's going on?
Natalya:  Hi
Warhead:  hello
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:13 am

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overwatch:  !wisdom
bjorkbot:  <overv>:  he knows where to butter his bread


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Warhead:  What are you doin with that bot overwatch
overwatch:  bjorkbot is the latest in chat technology.


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overwatch:  !wisdom
bjorkbot:  <overv>:  fuck the police
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:25 am

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But then Colette showed up.


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Colette:  Overwatch I told you no fucking bots in here
Overwatch:  Fuck you, you dumb skank


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Colette kicked bjorkbot.
Overwatch:  God damnit


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Overwatch:  Why'd you have to go and do that?
Colette:  It's my chat, my rules.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:34 am

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Overwatch:  colette you take shit way too seriously.  you're only the admin because you registered it


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Overwatch:  you're not the only one who can reg a channel colette.
Overwatch:  in fact i registered #bjorkwrs and im the op there
Overwatch: thats where im going im tired of your shit


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Colette:  That's another rule.  No advertising other channels.
Colette kicked Overwatch
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:09 am

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Natalya:  :\  That's probably overkill.
Natalya:  Overwatchkill I guess.
Natalya:  Whatever I'm leaving.
Natalya left the chat.

Solvess:  I'm joining #bjorkwars, bye.
Solvess left the chat.

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Warhead:  she's right mate, that was overkill
Colette:  I guess I'll have a drink.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Overwatch_Elite » Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:09 am

colette would never drink
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:23 am

Bitch wtf you talking about?  She is drinking tea THE WHOLE TIME in that one where colette = Mami.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby stubby » Tue Feb 17, 2015 3:53 am

I like that reversed-cape version of Overwatch. Very stylish.
Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Zupponn » Tue Feb 17, 2015 4:54 am

I liked the bot too.  The hair is what did it for me.
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Re: BjorkWars

Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:42 pm

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mib_w9qc8z joined the chat.
Colette:  The problem is bots are annoying.  They just spam the same thing over and over again.  I'd be interested if they had an AI and could pass the Turing Test, but his bot is just a primitive script thrown together.


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Colette:  Hi mib


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Colette:  It would be one thing if the bot just sat there and recorded, but it responds with a big stupid image when you say lol or certain other phrases.  It's just spam.
Colette:  And kicking people for advertising is pretty standard practice among online communities.
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