BjorkWars
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- Natalya
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BjorkWars
Act I
It was a nice day in the BW Chat.
But then a shit-posting mib joined the room.
He kept going on about all sorts of crap, it didn't make any sense. He was just shitting all over the place.
It was a nice day in the BW Chat.
But then a shit-posting mib joined the room.
He kept going on about all sorts of crap, it didn't make any sense. He was just shitting all over the place.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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Colette got tired of his shit and banned his sorry ass.
And everything was good.
Colette: I'm in the chat and all's right with the world.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
- Natalya
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One day BrikThulu joined the chat.
Brikthulu: I AM YOUR GOD NOW BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS
Solvess: Hey Natalya
Natalya: Aw shit.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
- Tzan
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There are some people who write down everything in their journal.
When they shower,
what they eat at every meal,
they record everything they do every day.
So I'm hoping you've gone completely insane and will make a brik story of everything you do.
When they shower,
what they eat at every meal,
they record everything they do every day.
So I'm hoping you've gone completely insane and will make a brik story of everything you do.
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No this story won't be about me actually. These first two scenes are just introductions to the environment.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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It was a slow day in the chat.
But then Solvess joined the channel.
Solvess: Hey what's going on?
Natalya: Hi
Warhead: hello
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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overwatch: !wisdom
bjorkbot: <overv>: he knows where to butter his bread
Warhead: What are you doin with that bot overwatch
overwatch: bjorkbot is the latest in chat technology.
overwatch: !wisdom
bjorkbot: <overv>: fuck the police
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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But then Colette showed up.
Colette: Overwatch I told you no fucking bots in here
Overwatch: Fuck you, you dumb skank
Colette kicked bjorkbot.
Overwatch: God damnit
Overwatch: Why'd you have to go and do that?
Colette: It's my chat, my rules.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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Overwatch: colette you take shit way too seriously. you're only the admin because you registered it
Overwatch: you're not the only one who can reg a channel colette.
Overwatch: in fact i registered #bjorkwrs and im the op there
Overwatch: thats where im going im tired of your shit
Colette: That's another rule. No advertising other channels.
Colette kicked Overwatch
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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Natalya: :\ That's probably overkill.
Natalya: Overwatchkill I guess.
Natalya: Whatever I'm leaving.
Natalya left the chat.
Solvess: I'm joining #bjorkwars, bye.
Solvess left the chat.
Warhead: she's right mate, that was overkill
Colette: I guess I'll have a drink.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
- Overwatch_Elite
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Re: BjorkWars
colette would never drink
- Natalya
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Bitch wtf you talking about? She is drinking tea THE WHOLE TIME in that one where colette = Mami.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
Re: BjorkWars
I like that reversed-cape version of Overwatch. Very stylish.
Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?
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Re: BjorkWars
I liked the bot too. The hair is what did it for me.
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mib_w9qc8z joined the chat.
Colette: The problem is bots are annoying. They just spam the same thing over and over again. I'd be interested if they had an AI and could pass the Turing Test, but his bot is just a primitive script thrown together.
Colette: Hi mib
Colette: It would be one thing if the bot just sat there and recorded, but it responds with a big stupid image when you say lol or certain other phrases. It's just spam.
Colette: And kicking people for advertising is pretty standard practice among online communities.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."