Edge Force GrimDarkger Gaiden: Who Watches the Overwatch?

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Edge Force GrimDarkger Gaiden: Who Watches the Overwatch?

Postby Insert_blank » Fri May 01, 2015 3:20 am

Previous chapter: http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=13225

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“Well, here I am.” Overwatch says to himself. “Colette seems to think this is the place to set up our advance base.”

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“Halt! Who goes there?” A random tattooed stranger asks our hero.
“Good grief...”

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“Death to the infidels!”

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Overwatch defeats them easily with his amazing upper-arm strength. “Psh, nothing personal kid.”

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“Hey! Who's messing around with my cultists?”

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“Sorry, dude. They attacked me first. My name is Overwatch and I'm here looking for a place to set up a secret base.”
“The name's Zupponn. I've been trying to summon an elder god here with my snake magic. You can totally chill here if you want.”

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“Couldn't help but notice you rad pimp cane, my man.”
“Oh yeah, this is the Snake Staff. It's a powerful magical artifact that's been passed down through the generations. It does some pretty cool stuff.”

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A few hours later...
“Man the base is looking so much cooler now. You seriously have all these badass robots to work for you?”
“Yeah. It's pretty cool I guess.”

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“I also brought this cool new laser cannon.”

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“And this chainsaw Zamboni.”

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“And this rad jetpack.”

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“Overwatch, my man. You are basically the broest of all bros. Forget making your own base just hang out in mine. We'll work together on whatever it is you're doing.”
“Thanks, Zupps, I appreciate it dude. You are also pretty bro-tier.”

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“Package for Mr. Overwatch the Elite.”

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“Oh sweet, it's finally here!”

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“Zupps, I think you're really gonna like this. I spent all the funds Colette gave me on this.”

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“My very own Mail Order Shinji!”

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“So... what's your name?”
「こんにちは、オーバーワッ千様。私はシルバーともうします。」
“Shiruba? Do you speak English?”
「すみませんでした。少学生ですから、英語があまり勉強していませんなのです。」
“Well, I have no idea what you said but cool. Anyway let me introduce you to Zupponn.”

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“Broverwatch what is this? Anime is not metal at all. Take it back! I feel sick just looking at this garbage.!”
“Wow. Rude.”
“I thought you were cool but clearly, I was wrong. Snake cultists! Attack!”

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“Mwahahahah! What's more metal that giant snake warriors?!”

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“It's time to meet your doom!”

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“Dude I literally have metal ninjas at my command.”

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“Your ninjas are powerless against my cool snakes and crossbows that shoots lasers for no reason.”

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“Time to change our strategy...”

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“Fuck!” Zupponn cries.

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“Defend my Shinji!”

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“I may be in trouble here...”

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“Ok, ok. I give up.”

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“Lol. I was just trolling. Suck on this!”

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“What else have you got, Loserwatch?”

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「 オーバーワッ千様、私がやります。この蛇男は敵でわないのです。」
“Uh, sure. Whatever you say, Shiruba. Like literally 'cause I have no idea what you're saying.”

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「マジクル変身!チャインソルアタック!」

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「さようなら、蛇やろう。」

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“Okay, Shiruba, now that Zupponn is locked in this magical jail cell there's nothing stopping us from taking over!”
「はい、 オーバーワッ千様.」

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“That's what you getting for insulting my Shinji, jerk!”

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End part 1.
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Re: Edge Force GrimDarkger Gaiden: Who Watches the Overwatch

Postby Zupponn » Fri May 01, 2015 10:43 pm

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Re: Edge Force GrimDarkger Gaiden: Who Watches the Overwatch

Postby Silverdream » Sat May 02, 2015 12:38 am

I have to admit, I had no idea what was going on in most of this.
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Re: Edge Force GrimDarkger Gaiden: Who Watches the Overwatch

Postby Insert_blank » Sat May 02, 2015 9:53 am

lrn 2 japanese?

Or do you mean the fights were badly choreographed? I'll work on that in pt2
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Re: Edge Force GrimDarkger Gaiden: Who Watches the Overwatch

Postby Tzan » Sat May 02, 2015 11:13 am

It would help if you had the person's name next to what they were saying.
Its not always obvious by the image.
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Re: Edge Force GrimDarkger Gaiden: Who Watches the Overwatch

Postby Insert_blank » Sun Jan 24, 2016 2:08 am

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One week later.

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Zuppon's former minions slave day and night smelting gold for Overwatch.

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The heads of those who attempted to rebel keep the others in check.

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Funbot: My lord, here are the reports for the day.

Overwatch: Excellent.

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Overwatch: Soon we'll have raised the war funds that Colette needs to further the invasion of Brikearth.

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Overwatch: Now to enjoy my morning coffee in peace and quiet.

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Zuppon: You're a serious asshole, dude.

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Overwatch: I can't believe we got all this done in only a week. It feels like months have passed. Funny how time works...

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Ruby: OK, guys. We've arrived. Our mission is simple. Identify the threat and eliminate it.

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Ruby: Let's gear up and move out! These aliens picked the wrong planet to mess with!

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Ruby: ...uh.

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Soldier: Die, alien scum!

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Soldier: Uh-oh...

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Ruby: Retreat!

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Funbot: We've brought the intruder, sir.

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Overwatch: Well, look what the cult dragged in. And what are you supposed to be?

Soldier: You alien bastards are in for it! If the Grimdarkgers get wind of this you'll be done for!

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Overwatch: Those multicolord ninjas that Silverdream is dealing with? Why would I be afraid of them? You Brikearthians are so fragile. I'm sure I could improve that soft, weak body of yours.

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Overwatch: Arise, my new minion.

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Soldier: What have you done to me?

Overwatch: Why, I've improved you.

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Overwatch: Silver, give him the scythe. You shall be my grim reaper. You will answer only to me. I will call you... Black Shadow.

Black Shadow: Yes, my master.

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Soldier: I don't think they spotted us, Ma'am.

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Ruby: Ok. Gear up and prepare for the counter attack.

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Soldier: Got them!

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Soldier: How do you like me now!?

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Ruby: You're free. Help us take these guys out!

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Cultist: This is for Zuppon!

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Ninjabot: All units advance on the intruders.

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Ruby: For freedom!

Snake: This gun is broken!

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Black Shadow surveys the scene before him.

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Black Shadow: I'll borrow this...

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Cultist: Look! In the sky!

Soldier: It's a bird!

Snake: It's a plane!

Ninjabot: No, it's a black shadow!

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Black Shadow: Wrong! Well... technically you're right but...

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Black Shadow: Whatever, I'll just kill you!

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Black Shadow: Hammer throw!

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Snake: Banana gun! Fire!
Of course, nothing happens.

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Snake: I don't understand. Why isn't it working?

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Black Shadow: Sorry kid, nothing personal. Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

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More men fall to the ferocious ninjabot attack.

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Ruby: At this rate, we're done for...I'll hide for now.

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The ninjas fail to detect any remaining lifeform and retreat inside.

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Sneaking around, Ruby discovers a strange room.

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Ruby: What is that? It's hard to see...

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Ruby: Wow.

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Ruby: Ronin Change!

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Ruby: Ruby Ronin! To the field!

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Cool theme music begins to play as Ruby Ronin, the new hero of justice rides towards her destiny.

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Executing cool motorcycle tricks is simple for a hero who is a Rider.

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However, sometimes a wandering samurai has to crash her bike into a wall and decapitate foes with her trusty laser sword.

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Ruby: Time to take out the boss.

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Ruby: Heeeello? Anyone home?

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Overwatch: Yo.

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Overwatch: Watch out for trap doors.

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Ruby: I am Ruby Ronin! Face me coward!

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Silver: Lord Overwatch! She's stolen our prototype armor!

Overwatch: Whoa! When did you learn to talk?

Silver: I learned English this past week from talking with the ninjabots. I wanted to surprise you.

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Silver: I'll take care of this girl for you, lord!

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Ruby: Samurai shooting!

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Silver: Ha! You pathetic fool! I am a magical girl. Your weak attacks won't defeat me!

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Ruby: She's so strong...

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Ruby: Samurai Honorable Gun Attack!

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The blast is deflected easily by the staff wielding magical lolita.

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Ruby Ronin jumps into the air in an all or nothing attack.

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Ronin!

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Ruby: Kick!

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Silver:... how.... could you... defeat me....

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Overwatch: Silver, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Overwatch: I'll remember this, Ruby Ronin, whoever you are!

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Ruby Ronin is the alter-ego of Ruby Radcliff. With the power of the Ronin Armor she fights against the forces of evil. This dangerous battle must be fought alone and so Ruby Ronin rides off into the sunset. Good luck, Ruby. Fight on, Ruby Ronin!

The End.











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Zuppon: Hey.... guys? Could someone let me out of here, please?

Next Episode: http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=15078&p=323345#p323345
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Re: Edge Force GrimDarkger Gaiden: Who Watches the Overwatch

Postby Kommander Ken » Sun Jan 24, 2016 1:49 pm

Haha, poor Zupponn.
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Re: Edge Force GrimDarkger Gaiden: Who Watches the Overwatch

Postby Zupponn » Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:31 am

Kommander Ken wrote:Haha, poor Zupponn.

I guess next time we see him his skin will have decayed off.
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