A weapon of destruction.

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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Fri May 27, 2016 7:51 pm

Patient my friend, he will be included in the next episode...
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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Fri May 27, 2016 8:32 pm

Commander Lee and viper 3 hear footsteps and wait in ambush near the door.

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The general and his men enter the stairwell and notice  the dead bodies. The general doesn't like this, and decides to call out to any survivors.

General Trim:"Um, Whats goin' on down der? Have the bogies been terminated?"

No reply.

The general then turns to his men.

General Trim:"Alrighty boys, I have a feelin dat dose imperial diceheads are waiting for us to come through dat door den riddle us with lead, so check ya ammo. We gunna kick some imperial butt!"

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The peach soldiers then run down the stairs and stand against the wall, waiting for the imperials to make their move first.

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But viper 3 catches a glimpse of the freckled peach and fires.

DRRRRT!

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The bullets smash into his gun, tearing it in half and causing it to explode in his hands.

The peach aren't phased by this though, and stand their ground knowing if they react the imperials would bust through the door.

Viper 3 wanted to bust in, but commander Lee wouldn't let him and had no idea how many their were in there.

The stalemate continues..

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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Fri May 27, 2016 11:41 pm

The freckled peach pulls a sword from he's belt.

Freckled peach:"Now ya will have ta taste me steel!"

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Commander Lee decides that they must bust through the door.

Commander Lee:"Viper 3, on my count,5..."

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The general suddenly had an idea.

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He turns around and runs back into daddy peaches room.

Tom:"Boss! Where ya goin!"

General Trim:"Ill be back!"

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He comes back with a bottle of vodka.

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Then lights it on fire.

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He then throws it through the window of the door.

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Commander Lee:"1.. Lets m-"

She stops mid sentence as a flaming bottle of vodka land in the middle of the room.

Viper 3:"Oh dice!"

Commander Lee:"TAKE COVER!"

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KRACKA-BOOOM!

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The general and Tom make a run for the back door.

General Trim:"Orav- er...Later dice suckers!"

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Commander Lee raises her arm and lets a shot off from her pistol.

BANG!

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The bullet blows the generals hand off!

General Trim:"Aaaargh! Y-ya diceheads!"

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She runs into the room and looks for viper 3.

Commander Lee:"Viper 3, I don't have a visual, where are you?"

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Viper 3:"I am over here. Grimpling bodies prove useful as shields but smell terrible."

Commander Lee:"Come on, we got to stop the general from getting away!"

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SMASH!

The freckled peach knocks the door onto commander Lee, then charges her  with his sword.

Freckled peach:"RAARGH!"

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Commander Lee didn't raise her pistol in time and the peach jammed his sword in between her arm and shoulder, twisting his sword and dislocating her shoulder.

Freckled peach:"Rargh! Take dat imperial dice bag!"

Commander Lee:"AAARGH!"

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Viper 3 musters he's strength and lifts his rifle.

DRRRRT!

The bullets blows off the fanatical peaches leg.

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Tom peeks around the corner.

Tom:"Da street appears ta be clear bo-"

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DRRRT!

He is cut of by gunfire coming from the two story building.

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Tom loses his head to the bullets of viper 2's assault rifle.

General Trim :"Oh dice! Why did ya have to take a peek!"

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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Sat May 28, 2016 4:18 am

The General swiftly turns around the corner and lets off some shots from his revolver.

POW!POW!POW!

General Trim:'Ya know wat imperial dicehead. I've had enuf of yar stoppin our plans and I am a gunna blow yar brick of a head off ya shoulders!"

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Viper 2 takes cover behind from the bullets whizzing through the window.

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General Trim stumbles down the street, yelling at the top of his voice while shooting his gun.

General Trim:"Come out ya yella belly coward! Fight like a man!"

POW!POW!POW!

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Click click!

General Trim:"Dice, stupid six shot guns!"

He yells it at the top of his voice.

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Viper 3 quickly sticks his gun out the window and shoots at the General.

DRRRT!

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Blowing his leg clean off!

General Trim:'Dicedy diced dice! Why o why dus dis needa happen ta me!"

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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Sat May 28, 2016 4:48 am

Viper 3 moves to commander Lee.

Viper 3:"Ugh, ma'am, I am gonna have to remove that sword."

Commander Lee:"Go a head and make it quick, the mission comes first."

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He removes the sword from Lee's shoulder. Lee winces in pain.

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Viper 3:"Ma'am, I can continue with the mission if you are to wounded?"

Commander Lee:"No, I'll be fine. I'm not letting you do this alone."

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They enter the stairwell.

Goblin rock suddenly comes out of the walls.

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An ork runs down the stairs, charging them with his TBA on his rifle.

Ork:"In the name of Gumroar the awesome and terrible! This song is ritten by his greatness em self!"

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BANG!

Lee shoots him in the head.

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Viper 3:"I hate this music, its just throat gargling and vomiting by the sound of it."

Commander Lee:"Thats goblin rock for you, now lets move!"

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They continue up the stairs to Daddy peaches office.

Commander Lee:"This is viper alpha, on route to detain target 'big daddy'. Have you detained target 'big gut'?

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Viper 2 kicks away the revolver.

Viper 2:"Yeah. Well, half of him!"

Commander Lee:'Good, lets finish this!"

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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:16 am

Commander Lee and viper 3 walk down the street with Daddy peach. Viper 2 holds his gun to Trims head and picks up his black hat, then puts it on.

Viper 2:" What a nice hat you have here General. Is this Asoxon black Puma hide?"

The general murmurs and starts yelling for a medic.

General Trim:"Uuargh, g-get me a medic. P-please, I am a dyin ere.."

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Lee:"Viper 2,call in the military, its all clear here."

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Viper 2 nods and calls in the Military forces.

Viper 2:"This is viper 2 to Big guns, your allowed to step in."

Military command:over comms."Roger that, sending in a urban detachment now."

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Daddy peach:"Ugh, my lawyers well get me out of this predicament, I didn't do anything. Um, do you think I will be able to have a glass of vodka anytime soon?"

Viper 3 sticks the gun barrel into the side of his head.

Viper 3:"No lawyer can save you. You tried to unleash a biological weapon that turns people into cannibalistic flesh eating monsters. And your lucky, the previous prison was destroyed, so you will be going to number two most harshest prison in the leaf galaxy, and all they have to drink is water."

Daddy peach  starts sobbing.

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BROOOOOOOOM!

The sound of a high tech vehicle comes down the street.

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Scout:"Ma'am." salutes.

Lee:salutes back."You got here quick."

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Scouts:"We were just down the street. The men were itching for action, but you seem to have taken care of things."

Lee:"Yeh, nothing they can throw at us that we can't thrash. Though unfortunately I lost my second in command, Officer Chiggins, he was a good soldier."

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An important figure steps out of the APC, including a squad of UDF troopers.

UDF Sergeant:"Sir, the area is clear and all three objectives have been obtained."

Major Lock:"Good, create a perimeter and don't let any civilians into the possibly still hot area. Take me to commander Lee, I wish to congratulate her on her recent success."

UDF Sergeant:"Yes sir."

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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby CaptainZebra » Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:33 am

:omnom:
My keboa5rd =isn't wo5rk=ing ve5ry well at the moment... Exc6use any m=istakes =in my ty-p=ing.(T5r6ust, me =it can get a lot wo5rse than th=is)
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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:17 am

The UDF file down the tight space between the barricades and the APC.

Civilian mob:" We demand to know what is going on! We have been woken up at ridiculous hours of the morning by gunfire and explosions!"

UDF sergeant:"Please stay calm, this is imperial business, go back to your homes!"

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Scout:"Ma'am, Major Lock wishes to speak to you."

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Lee and her team snap to attention as Major lock walks around the corner.

Major Lock:"Congratulations on the successful mission Commander. I knew your team would be the perfect pick for the job. Did you suffer any casualties?"

Lee:"Thank you sir, sadly Sergeant Chiggins was mowed down by machine gun fire, and I have a dislocated shoulder."

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Major Lock:'Such a shame that such a good man had to be wasted. I see that General Trim is badly wounded, we better call in a medical team to fix your arm, oh, and to patch up the general too of course."

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The medical team rush in.

Medic:"Coming through! Outta the way!"

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Major Lock:"Medic, check on commander Lee, she is badly wounded."

Lee:"No, please take care of the general first. We need him alive, he has important info on the weapon."

The medic pauses, unsure what to do, but Lock tells her to continue with patching up Lee. The medic pushes her shoulder back in, with a loud pop, she then stabs a needle in to Lee shoulder to stop the bleeding and then she wrapped a bandage around it.

Lee:"Aargh! Thanks for that, though you really should have all medical personnel taking care of the general."

Major Lock:'don't worry commander, he only needs one. We have the best medics in the galaxy, remember?"

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The medics then carry him back to the APC.

Civilian mob:"Who's he?! Was he the cause of all this! Kill em!"

The soldiers manage to keep the angry mob back behind the barricade.

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The major then turns to the sergeant.

Major Lock:"Sergeant, take this dice scum to the APC."

Sergeant:"Yesir!"

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The soldiers then grab Daddy peach and take him to the APC.

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Major Lock:"So, can I see this package?"

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Viper 3 walks over to the Major and hands him the case.

Viper 3:'Here you are sir, be careful."

Major Lock:"don't worry, I will not risk opening it here on the streets, wouldnt that be a disaster."

Lee:'Sure would sir. Well, we stopped those dicesuckers, I say its about time we went back home eh?"

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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby CaptainZebra » Wed Jun 08, 2016 5:34 am

Interesting plot line with the peaches and the military... :omnom:
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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Wed Jun 08, 2016 5:43 am

CaptainZebra wrote:Interesting plot line with the peaches and the military... :omnom:


Thanks  :D
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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby CaptainZebra » Wed Jun 08, 2016 5:56 am

It gives a better reason for peaches versus yellows...
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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Wed Jun 08, 2016 6:17 am

Major Lock:"OK, lets get out of here. We've angered the civilian population enough already. Trooper, tell the APC driver that we are ready to pack things up"

Viper 3:"Yeah, we don't want a riot on our hands."

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The scout calls the APC crew.

Scout:"OK boys, the team is on its way, get ready for departure, over."

Viper 2:"Um, commander, do you think I can keep this hat?"

Lee:"Sure thing viper 2."

Viper 2:"Ugh, the mission is over, you can call me by my real name now."

Lee:"OK, what was it again, Jorge, John, Jobadiah?"

Major Lock:"What sort of a name is Jobadiah?"

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They climb into the back of the APC while the soldiers hold back the mob.

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Civilian:"I am sick of the empire, waking us up so early with machine gun fire and-"

He was cut off by a soldier waking him in the face with the butt of his sub machine gun. He looked around, during all the noise and chaos nobody noticed him do it so he decided to keep quiet about it. The civilian was lying on the ground, breathless.

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The APC turns around and begins rolling down the street.  The civilian gets back up, stumbling around.

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Angry civilian:"I habe neber been so annoyed be de empire, I am happy dey habe left us alone, aint you?"

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The civilian stares blankly at him, saliva flowing down the side of his mouth.

Angry civilian:"Um, are you OK?"

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Crazed civilian:"Aaaruurgh!"

Angry civilian:'What in da name of the loaded dice are you-"

He was cut off abruptly by the crazed civilian jumping on him, then ripping his throat out with his hands! No one else heard the asian guys screams because they were drowned in blood...

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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby CaptainZebra » Wed Jun 08, 2016 6:18 am

:omnom:
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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby runnybabbit223 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 7:57 pm

TastySkippy123 wrote: "We have the best medics in the galaxy, remember?"


Bold claims...
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Re: A weapon of destruction.

Postby Half-Moon Molly » Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:37 am

I think he should have said that they only have Fungus Moisture and Camel Piss to drink in the prison. :twisted:
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