Tension on Hotarin.

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Tension on Hotarin.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Sun May 29, 2016 9:42 pm

Due to growing numbers of peach and native resistance fighters on the frozen world of Hotarin, P.L.E have increased scouting patrols, even throwing light tanks in the scouting parties for extra firepower. Their is no negotiating with the peach, but they may still have a chance of peace with the locals.


A patrol scouts the frozen plains of Hotarin...

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Corporal Arch:"Private, can you see anything?"

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Private SimidianL:"Nothing yet sir."

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Corporal Arch:'Alright men, lets keep moving."

They continue trudging through the frozen plains.

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Private Simidian:'Halt! Sir, I see a small settlement about 2 k's from here."

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Corporal Arch :'OK, lets continue in that direction men! We can still try and make peace with the natives."

The squad change course, going in the direction of the possibly hostile village.

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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby CaptainZebra » Sat Jun 04, 2016 11:01 am

:omnom:
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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:10 am

Location:Hotarin, West side of planet, native stronghold. Time: one hour after scout party spots the settlement...

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A Lionian scout on horseback gallops towards the stronghold...

Scout:'Hurry thunderhoof, we must warn the chief!"

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He approaches the fort entrance...

Battion:'Welcome Tikkar, what bringsss you back ssso sssoon?"

Scout, AKA Tikkar:'I must deliver an important message to the chief."

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He dismounts from the steed, a sookie walks over to take care of the horse.

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Tikkar then puts his spear down and runs towards some stairs.

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He walks to the top, then bows before the chief.

Chief:'Tu makaru', welcome my son. Why are you back so soon from your scouting mission?"

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Tikkar:"Tu makaru', mother. I have spotted IMperial soldiers headed strait this way, no doubt wanting revenge because of the soldiers that we killed in self defence, dice cowards!"

Chief:'This is grave news, we must rally the warriors for battle!"

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The chief turns to the warriors below.

Chief:"My brothers in arms! The empire marches on us this very moment, like the last lot they have come to burn down our village and kidnap our children and force them into child soldiers! We must stand, we must fight against the oppressive empire. Imperial blood will flow! Katani marawti'!"

KATANI! KATANI! KATANI! The warriors cheer echoes over the frozen plains.

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The army then stands at their wall, waiting.

Chief:"Come you imperial dice, my warriors are not afraid."

But deep down, every one of them was, they caught the last group by surprise and still had casualties, who knows how many they could kill with their boomsticks when they knew they were there...

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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby CaptainZebra » Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:17 am

:omnom: Someone needs to start a crusade to kill all chima figs.
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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:23 am

CaptainZebra wrote::omnom: Someone needs to start a crusade to kill all chima figs.


hehe, yeah, none of those chima guys are actually mine, some little kid left a whole heap so I decided to put them to good use.
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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby CaptainZebra » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:30 am

Aha
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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:45 am

The team reach the native stronghold...

Pvt Simidian:"What the dice..."

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They stare in horror at the dead bodies of fallen P.L.E soldiers spread over the no mans land...

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Bodies of soldiers wrongly slain...

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Pvt Carp:"Diceheaded barbarians, they will pay for this!"

Corporal Arch:"This must have been the previous peace delegation that went off the scanners after 2 days. Poor men, killed this way."

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Chief:"There they are! Like the peachira said, they have come to kill us all! Charge!"

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The warriors charge forth, a battle cry spilling from there lips.

KATANI!! KATANI!!! KATANI!!

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Corporal Arch:"Steady men!"

The Spec ops troops take aim, the native warriors choose their targets..

Corporal Arch:"STOP!!!"

The chief reluctantly halts the charge.

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Chief:"Give us a good reason why we should not spill your innards over this frozen earth on which you stand, Imperial dicescum!!"

Corporal Arch:"Ahem, *coughs*. We are a rescue party searching for a peace team that left about two days ago now, but sadly you have killed them all. We mean you no harm, and neither did they!:"

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Chief:"Ha! You expect us to believe such filthy lies imperial dogs!?  Why was this 'peace' team carrying weapons?!

Arch drops his gun and removes his helmet.

Corporal Arch:"Yes I expect you to believe, but they are no lies! I am sure you know what wild and ferocious beasts dwell in these parts, and it would be unwise to wander the frozen wastes unarmed. That is why they were armed, they were not hunting your people, who gave you such lies?!"

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The chief wonders for a moment, then puts her axe blade on Arches neck.

Chief:'I wonder why I haven't removed your brick from your filthy body, why should I stop myself?

The warriors cheer.

Warriors:"Off with his brick! Imperial blood must flow! They shall pay for the women and children they killed at the south settlement!"

Arch gulps, then a thought struck him. The P.L.E doesn't have control over that area, the Union does... The Union! They are responsible! They must have framed us!They must have destroyed that village and made it look like P.L.E did it..."

The chief draws her axe back, ready for the swing...
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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby CaptainZebra » Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:39 am

Framing makes an excellent set-up for a war and a destabilization of an area.
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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby mercury19 » Thu Jun 09, 2016 10:38 am

the peachira eh? This is lookin pretty good.  :omnom:
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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:20 am

Arch looks at his men, they could take these natives, they were trained for this, but he didn't want to risk further casualties.

The chief yells as she is about to order the execution.

Chief:"YAAAAAARRGH!

Arch:"Men, drop your weapons"

Everybody freezes.

Trooper Tex:"B-but sar, we can take deez dicenuts."

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Arch:"Just drop em!"

The soldiers slowly put their weapons on the ground. The chief stares in awe at the soldiers. The warriors stare at their chief, waiting for her to give the head chopping order.

Chief:"Why!? Why have you surrendered?! The Peachira said that you never surrendered and spared no survivors, even women and children!"

Arch:"These Peachira, who are they? Were they the ones who miss-informed you that the P.L.E killed those village's, the P.L.E doesn't even have control over that area, the Union does."

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The chief thinks over this, she rolls this information over in her mind.Now this, this changes things...

Chief:"Warriors, I say these dice scum would prove useful leverage as prisoners of war. Take them back to the stockade!"

The troops are annoyed, they wanted revenge on the Imperials, but they trusted their chiefs words, so they obeyed and started marching them back to their fort.

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They are marched into the fort, many of the natives give them deathly stares. The chief and a warrior start discussing something in their native tongue.

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Chief:"You! Are you the leader?"

She turns to Arch.

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Arch:" I am. I am this squads commanding officer."

Chief:" Then you, commanding officer, are coming with me! Your troops must stay out here, I will ask my troops to leave them alone, but I can't make any promises."

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Arch turns to his men.

Pvt Simidian:" Sir, don't worry about us, this squad excelled at hand-to-hand combat back in the academy, so we will be fine if these guys wanna play."

Arch:" OK, I don't know how long I will be, so behave, don't get into any trouble."

Pvt Simidian:"We wont sir."

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Battonian:"Hurry ssscum, don't keep the chief waiting!"

Arch turns and walks into the fort.

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Pvt Simidian:"OK, any one happen to pack a pack of cards?"

The troops search their packs, but found nothing.

Rootor:" I brought ten rations of MRE?"

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Trooper tex:"Yo greedy dice! We were only allowed ta pack 3 each."

Rootor:"Er, I mustn't have heard that..."

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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby CaptainZebra » Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:38 am

The use of dice as a minifig curse is funny
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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby TastySkippy123 » Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:46 am

Yeah, the credit goes to runnybabbit223 for that one, it was first used in his soap, Darkness sparks, and our BW community have been using it ever since  :D
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Re: Tension on Hotarin.

Postby CaptainZebra » Fri Jun 10, 2016 5:11 am

Haven't seen it anywhere else...
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