The Dumblr Saga, Part One: Existential Crisis
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The Dumblr Saga, Part One: Existential Crisis
Welcome to the Dumblr Saga. Here I shall put down the tale of my brief stay on Tumblr, a true story of anger and angst. A saga as real and true as Donald Trump’s hair*. A tale of vengeance and mindless violence, full of blood, gore, idiocy, radical feminism, and general excessive leftisms. And conspiracies. So stop struggling against your restraints, don’t complain about the eyelid holders, ignore the fact that you’re sitting in an electric chair, and enjoy the show!
Also, thanks to Kommander Ken for providing the pseudonym for everyone’s favorite blue hellscape in my return announcement thread.
Location: Unkown
Time: April, R. 2,016
???: Ugh.. *mumble mumble* where am I? All grey and white.. Oh a computer. I’ll check that out.
Computer: Welcome, sir. I regret to inform you that access to this computer is severely limited, and you are only allowed access to the internet. However, I have taken the liberty of logging you into all of your accounts.
???: Huh? Do I know you? Whatever, thanks I guess. Let’s see… well at least it’s not Internet Explorer… most visited sites… Dumblr.com and The BrikWars Forums… Those sound familiar. I can’t seem to remember anything, but I guess I must have used those a lot. Lets check this Dumblr thing
???: Zurgo Memesmahser? Hey computer, are you sure this is my account?
Computer: Yes sir, I am 100% sure.
ZM: I had some really weird taste in names. Let’s see what’s up here. Let’s see, oh that’s a cool photo of a landscape… vote for… who is that? Burning Sand? Isn’t that just glass? Whatever. Oh here’s a picture of, uh, oh god, is that anthropomorphic… you know what I don’t even want to know.
ZM: Oh here’s a big long article… “Everything Wrong with Society Today”. Let’s see… The author makes some pretty good points, there is a lack of respect for women and minorities… wait what? “Kill all men?” Seriously? Is that the rest of the article? Well shit. I’m gonna call this site a bust. Let’s go check out that BrikWars place.
ZM: Now this looks more my speed! Awesome creations, explosions, rampant violence, yeah this is much better. But mercury19? I couldn’t have chosen a better name? Man I need to work on that. Ooh, what’s this space nutzee stuff?
BANG!
ZM: NAZIS!? These shitheads think nazis are funny? Some kind of joke!? I’m gonna give them a piece of my mind! I bet they’re all lonely middle aged fat guys who think they have problems, a bunch of racist, sexist men, all men should die ALL MEN SHOULD-
ZM: GAH! What’s happening to me!? My head feels like it’s splitting open! All men must… no I’m a man… down with cis… no wait...my head… ugh…
Fade to black.
*For those of you not up in American politics, Donald Trump’s hair is fake. Like really, really weirdly fake.
Also, thanks to Kommander Ken for providing the pseudonym for everyone’s favorite blue hellscape in my return announcement thread.
Location: Unkown
Time: April, R. 2,016
???: Ugh.. *mumble mumble* where am I? All grey and white.. Oh a computer. I’ll check that out.
Computer: Welcome, sir. I regret to inform you that access to this computer is severely limited, and you are only allowed access to the internet. However, I have taken the liberty of logging you into all of your accounts.
???: Huh? Do I know you? Whatever, thanks I guess. Let’s see… well at least it’s not Internet Explorer… most visited sites… Dumblr.com and The BrikWars Forums… Those sound familiar. I can’t seem to remember anything, but I guess I must have used those a lot. Lets check this Dumblr thing
???: Zurgo Memesmahser? Hey computer, are you sure this is my account?
Computer: Yes sir, I am 100% sure.
ZM: I had some really weird taste in names. Let’s see what’s up here. Let’s see, oh that’s a cool photo of a landscape… vote for… who is that? Burning Sand? Isn’t that just glass? Whatever. Oh here’s a picture of, uh, oh god, is that anthropomorphic… you know what I don’t even want to know.
ZM: Oh here’s a big long article… “Everything Wrong with Society Today”. Let’s see… The author makes some pretty good points, there is a lack of respect for women and minorities… wait what? “Kill all men?” Seriously? Is that the rest of the article? Well shit. I’m gonna call this site a bust. Let’s go check out that BrikWars place.
ZM: Now this looks more my speed! Awesome creations, explosions, rampant violence, yeah this is much better. But mercury19? I couldn’t have chosen a better name? Man I need to work on that. Ooh, what’s this space nutzee stuff?
BANG!
ZM: NAZIS!? These shitheads think nazis are funny? Some kind of joke!? I’m gonna give them a piece of my mind! I bet they’re all lonely middle aged fat guys who think they have problems, a bunch of racist, sexist men, all men should die ALL MEN SHOULD-
ZM: GAH! What’s happening to me!? My head feels like it’s splitting open! All men must… no I’m a man… down with cis… no wait...my head… ugh…
Fade to black.
*For those of you not up in American politics, Donald Trump’s hair is fake. Like really, really weirdly fake.
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Re: The Dumblr Saga, Part One: Existential Crisis
You have seized my attention.
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You've only scratched the surface of the moronic horrors of Dumblr.
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Re: The Dumblr Saga, Part One: Existential Crisis
the only thing more true about this chapter of the internet is that Alex Jones is fucking mentalKommander Ken wrote:
You've only scratched the surface of the moronic horrors of Dumblr.
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Kill all men, gotta do it. Red pill told me what I think.
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You should have taken the blue pill.Natalya wrote:Red pill told me what I think
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Too be honest I actively avoided that part of the site so I'm working somewhat off of hearsay.Kommander Ken wrote:
You've only scratched the surface of the moronic horrors of Dumblr.
I plan on adding to this eventually, probably this weekend at the earliest. Then I'll get part two rolling I think.
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Re: The Dumblr Saga, Part One: Existential Crisis
Here are some resources for youmercury19 wrote:Too be honest I actively avoided that part of the site so I'm working somewhat off of hearsay.Kommander Ken wrote:
You've only scratched the surface of the moronic horrors of Dumblr.
I plan on adding to this eventually, probably this weekend at the earliest. Then I'll get part two rolling I think.
Internet Aristocrat's Tumblrisms playlst
Internet Aristocrat's The Hugbox Chronicles (has a few newer episodes left out of the first playlist)
Shoe0nHead's YouTube channel
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Location: Not far from the previous one
Harry Potter Fan: Hmmm… Now that is fascinating. I should probably get in touch with the boss, they’ll want to hear about this.
*Ring Ring Ring*
???: HPxD111! I was wondering when I’d hear from you, what’s kickin? How’s our friend doing?
HPxD111: He finally woke up. Went to check the computer, Dumblr was his first stop-
???: Fantastic!
HPxD111: -Then he went to some other site where someone made a holocaust joke or something, and he totally flipped! Started raving about killing all men! It was beautiful!
???: That’s awesome! Keep observing him, but it sounds like everything is working out just fine.
HPxD111: Got it. Oh, he’s leaving, I gotta go. TTYL!
???: TTYL my friend!
HPxD111: Now where are you going, memesmasher...
The story continues in Part 2, coming soon to a new thread near you!
Harry Potter Fan: Hmmm… Now that is fascinating. I should probably get in touch with the boss, they’ll want to hear about this.
*Ring Ring Ring*
???: HPxD111! I was wondering when I’d hear from you, what’s kickin? How’s our friend doing?
HPxD111: He finally woke up. Went to check the computer, Dumblr was his first stop-
???: Fantastic!
HPxD111: -Then he went to some other site where someone made a holocaust joke or something, and he totally flipped! Started raving about killing all men! It was beautiful!
???: That’s awesome! Keep observing him, but it sounds like everything is working out just fine.
HPxD111: Got it. Oh, he’s leaving, I gotta go. TTYL!
???: TTYL my friend!
HPxD111: Now where are you going, memesmasher...
The story continues in Part 2, coming soon to a new thread near you!
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Re: The Dumblr Saga, Part One: Existential Crisis
My keboa5rd =isn't wo5rk=ing ve5ry well at the moment... Exc6use any m=istakes =in my ty-p=ing.(T5r6ust, me =it can get a lot wo5rse than th=is)
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The cringe is real.
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Glad you're getting the right vibe lol. There's plenty more to cringe at coming.Kommander Ken wrote:The cringe is real.
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