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New Allies

Post by Archduke » Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:09 pm

Emandiputs and Ato walk through the halls of the Space Austrian palace...
Emadniputs: I heard that another faction invited you to join their alliance, have you considered their offer?
Ato: Yes, I have, we send some aid to them a few weeks ago, they told us that they needed help bringing peace to their sector. The Noble captain in charge of our troops said that the soldiers were treated well.
Emandiputs: Perhaps you should consider joining them.
Ato: I might, but I have some reservations, given our present status, I'm not sure if a membership with the Kult of Darkness is the best course of action to securing the greater good. Also, I was rather offended by the way in which I was offered the proposal.


Emandiputs: ..I see, I would advise that you refrain from joining their alliance, but offer our services in times of need.
Ato: I had thought the same thing. What news did you have for me?
Emandiputs: We have been able to retrieve that superweapon we fired at the banks, I think that its secrets will greatly improve our tek, and make our armies, and medicine industry a force to be reckoned with. I also have been greatly able to improve my magik capabilities. One of the blasts was diverted by a black hole, but our scanners have analyzed its structure, and we think we can re-create it.
Ato: Impressive.
Emandiputs: But it gets better, the beam was deflected into a station which was carrying the only known cure to a virus with the capabilities to turn yellows into Peaches!
Ato: Marvelous! But we should warn our allies, in order to safeguard them.
Emandiputs: Here's the best part, we have discovered tone of the crew of the superwepon to still be alive! It took a lot of magik, but she is with us today.
Heliotrope: Greetings Space Austrians, I am glad to be here, I come from far away, to hunt down the great crystals of power, I was sent to sleep on that station eons ago, but now, I ahev returned.
Ato: A pleasure to meet you my friend. (a pause) Did you say the Great crystals of power? Why, we have one here, however it is badly damaged, we were unable to extract any energy from it, I would most gladly give it to you. - Color Collector, Bring forth the Crystal!
Heliotrope: Thank you, Even in its damaged state, it should be of great use to me. I shall serve your cause whenever you are in need of me.
Ato: Very well then, I wish you best of luck.
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Re: New Allies

Post by Darkstorm » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:14 pm

Archduke wrote:Emandiputs: ..I see, I would advise that you refrain from joining their alliance, but offer our services in times of need.
Works out. I still have your killteam put together, so I can soap that in eventually.
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Re: New Allies

Post by sahasrahla » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:25 pm

lol, emandiputs

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Re: New Allies

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Re: New Allies

Post by Cakeman » Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:33 am

Perfectly performed flashback for comic effect :tiger:

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Re: New Allies

Post by Duerer » Tue Jun 13, 2017 1:34 am

Did Ato just get Serb'd?
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Re: New Allies

Post by BriksKrieg » Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:58 pm

Duerer wrote:Did Ato just get Serb'd?
Tzan wrote:The STFU looks like its positioned at the tip of the galactic penis.

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