Time: 12:00pm Local Omegalon Time (LOT)
Governor Bradbury: Commanders, I would have called you together today to discuss Operation: Landfall, but something more serious has arisen. Pinnacle Base has fallen.
All: Crap. Which R&D Project did it this time?
Governor Bradbury clicks a button, replacing the table with a projection screen.
Bradbury: General Kage will tell you the rest.
Kage: Thank you, Governor. This is the latest scout drone photo of Pinnacle, and it's not good. Clearly, this is not a freak R&D accident, this is a full-blown Attack by the DRK and a small fragment of the Space Austrians. We do not need retribution, however. We need to get the the BIONICLE-class artifact they were researching back, and fast. This cannot fall into DRK hands, so we need to get this back fast.
Kage: Commander Redd, we need you to take Wolf Squad, and do a tactical insertion, to try to reclaim that artifact. Use all means necessary. Is this clear?
Redd: Sir yes Sir!
Kage: Good. Alright, the rest of you, follow me. We need to continue discussing Operation: Landfall.
Location: [REDACTED], [REDACTED], Pinnacle Base
Time: [REDACTED]
Scout that looks suspiciously like Kage but isn't him: Sir, I've found it:
STLSLKBIH: Sir, I think you might want to see this.
Redd (Over Comms): On my way.
Scout: Look at that, commander.
Redd: Holy shit!
Wolf Squad Trooper: Shit... what in the fuck happened here? Why the hell are all the DRK troops dead too? Look at that one, impaled on a flagpole- None of our troops could've done that...
[picture of aforementioned trooper]
Redd: Alright men, move out. Secure the wreckage, and find me that artifact!
All: SIR YES SIR!
The troopers move out, exploring the wreckage.
Specialist Trooper 1: There's a dead TURTLE in here, sir. How could have one been taken out, and so cleanly too? There's also several dead civvies here, as well.
Specialist 2: There's more dead here, including several Space Austrians who look like they've been literally smashed to death. What the hell?
Redd: Any sign of the artifact yet?
Trooper: No sir! The scans indicate, however, that it was far away, but now is heading back in our direction? Wait, that can't be right...
Suddenly, the ground shakes, sending wreckage and dust flying.
Edgestorm, along with the BIONICLE artifact, now activated, appear, the massive being's footfalls causing massive shockwaves, shaking the camera drone.
Edgestorm: Ah, there you are, Omegalon Bastards... I was hoping you'd show. Now, with my newfound... toy, I will crush you all, and leave the Federation trembling, unable to stop the DRK's might! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Redd: Retard. Kill him, men!
Edgestorm: I think not! Robot, kill them!
Redd: ... shit.
Red mark was for redacting names of actual people.
