AMA: Mobius Clenn

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AMA: Mobius Clenn

Postby Mesostopholes » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:07 pm

Monitors all across galaxy Nehellenium are being hijacked. They show a fuzzy image of the Finnish flag and are playing a distorted song reminiscent of tunes played around the 1980th reconstruction. Then the moniters make an awkward cut.
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A distorted voice speaks up.
Clenn: GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!!! YOU CAN CALL ME MOBIUS CLENN. I AM THE FOUNDER AND CURRENT CEO OF SEKURE KORP AND #\REDACTED/# SOLUTIONS. TO CELEBRATE OUR RECENT CAPTU... I MEAN SEKURING OF THE PLANET FINLAND, I WILL BE HOSTING THIS GALACTIC MEETING TO INFORM AND EDUCATE ALL THOSE WHO ARE CURIOUS ABOUT SEKURE KORP AND THE FUTURE OF FINLAND. SO IF THE MONITERS WE ARE CURRENTLY SEKURING HAVE MICS PLEASE ASK A FEW QUESTIONS AND I MAY ANSWER THEM!!!
THIS POST IS SEKURED BY SEKURE KORP.
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