Enter the Ninja_Verse, Part 2

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Enter the Ninja_Verse, Part 2

Postby ninja_bait » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:11 am

Location: Deep Space
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"There's something here, right where the intelligence said it would be."
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"Major, the package looks more like a man!"
"I don't know what it is, but it must be what we're here for.  Get it on here, carefully."
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Warhead is loaded onto the Seagull, which flies away into hyperspace.
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But something is left behind...
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Location: Western Coast Fleet Operations
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Warhead is placed into a medical bed.
Admiral Lyons: What is it, Doctor?  I was instructed to only deliver it if it was alive, but this... creature... doesn't really look like it was ever alive!
Doctor: If I didn't know better, Admiral, I would tell you it was immortal!  His life energies are off the charts.  But what's more is that he has a very low concentration of spaceship particles and a high concentration of tank particles.  And the few spaceship particles he has... well they're so small, they're practically microscale!  My guess is that he comes from a totally different dimension.  The change in particle composition must have shocked his system and rendered him catatonic.  It will take a few days to acclimate him to our universe.
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A few days later.
Location: Imperial Poppy Gardens
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While the Golden Emperor tends to his flowers, Luke Skywalker 0-0 pays him a visit.
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"My lord, the Warhead has arisen.  Should I have him brought out?"
"Please.  It's been long enough, and I'm eager to speak with him."
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The Emperor plucks a flower as Luke returns inside.
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He waits at the negotiation table.
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Warhead emerges, flanked by an escort of two laser masters.  "Wow, nice digs you got here."
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Emperor: "I'd expect a little more respect from you, Warhead."
Warhead: "Whoa, Great-Uncle Auric?  So you're real after all!  So what, you disappeared and now you rule this galaxy or whatever?"
Emperor: "I'm glad they still teach my name in Immortal School.  Yes, my mission to this universe was a success.  I subjugated many nations and formed a Grand Galactic Empire.  We fought off many threats - Blacktron, the Barnacles - and closed the rifts that let them into our dimension.  But now you're here, out of the Brikverse, which means the rifts are opening again.  This will be of great concern to many in this universe."
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Warhead: "Well, I'd like to take credit but I was sent here all by accident.  You see, the denizens of Nehellenium have mounted a solid defense and forced the Immortal War to a stalemate.  Even I am just a shard of the real Warhead."
Emperor: "It is my hope we will be able to provide some assistance to the war in the Brikverse.  Here comes the emissary from the Council of 500, a powerful nation I tolerate."
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President Vader and his guards emerge from the yacht.
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Warhead: "That's a pretty grizzled dude."
Emperor: "Yes, he is a war hero of the Barnacle Wars, but he was disfigured during a major battle."
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Emperor: "Welcome, President Vader.  I hope you have come with an open mind regarding my proposal?  It would be my pleasure to introduce our first visitor from the Brikverse, Warhead."
Warhead: "I'm really just the Dorling-Kindersley Shard."
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Vader: "It would be my pleasure to introduce the second, Ambassador Gawayn of the Imperial Magikstrate.  He's told us a lot about your friend."
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Gawayn: "Emperor, you must be warned!  As soon as I discovered Trattoria had sent a Warhead Shard to your universe, I used my magik to cross the dimensional barrier at great cost to myself. Warhead and his allies are not to be trusted.  They will seek to destroy everything you love!"
Vader: "The Council of 500 has agreed to work with IM and their allies in the RC to defeat Warhead and his immortals once and for all, and to close the dimensional rifts."
Gawayn: "Your empire could be a valuable ally in the fight."
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Warhead begins to snicker.
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Vader: "I'm sorry, Gawayn.  I knew your words would fail but I wanted to show you that the Emperor is himself an Immortal.  I brought you here to see that diplomacy will be a lost cause.  The violence of the Brikverse will come to the Ninja_verse and there's nothing we can do but fight.  You can take this information back to the RC, while we brace for war here."
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Gawayn and Vader begin to walk toward the yacht.
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Emperor: "You think you can just leave, Vader?"
An uneasy standoff begins as everyone draws weapons.
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Vader: "Of course not.  That's why I brought reinforcements."
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Warhead: "You got anything for me, Uncle?"
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Emperor: "It so happens I came prepared."
Warhead: "Aw yeah, this is the stuff I like!  Gimme that hat and let's pwn these noobs."
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To be continued in a chat battle...
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Re: Enter the Ninja_Verse, Part 2

Postby Kommander Ken » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:24 am

Oh now we're talkin'!  :omnom:
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Re: Enter the Ninja_Verse, Part 2

Postby ninja_bait » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:36 am

Chat battle link: viewtopic.php?p=355191
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Re: Enter the Ninja_Verse, Part 2

Postby Zupponn » Sun Oct 07, 2018 3:25 pm

ninja_bait wrote:Image

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This seems to fit here.
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