Army of JAM: The Legacy Begins A New

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Army of JAM: The Legacy Begins A New

Post by Bluefog » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:22 pm

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An unknown man lays motionless on a strange planet, in a strange galaxy, in a strange dimension. This place is cold and the winds sweep relentlessly causing him to shiver. Or was it a shiver? A tingle down his spine? A strange sensation overcame the man and he began to twitch involuntarily.

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He blinked as his eyes adjusted to the light. What a strange place, he attempted to stand but exhaustion took him once more.

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A four armed entity appears through a disguised portal. It seems to be here for a purpose.

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Four Armed Entity: "Oh great Brikthulu, I thank you for this opportunity.... when I destroy this lesser being I shall inherit the mantle of Comrade JAM!"

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Comrade JAM: "What did you say, bitch?"

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Comrade JAM is on his feet in a flash. The four armed entity, alarmed, steps back. Confusion washing over him.
Four Arms: "Alive?! Impossible, the vaccuum of space, the--"
Comrade JAM: "Fuck your logic! This is Brikwars!"

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Rolling really high on his initiative, the good Comrade springs to action, leaping at the strange creature and taking him by surprise.

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Comrade JAM: "You're fucking dead!" The comrade tackles the entity.

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Once downed, Comrade JAM begins turning the entity's face to pulp, feeding it a series of fists and elbows. The creature has no defense. Completely overwhelmed it cries out for its matron...

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...but no one comes. This stupid bastard is on his own... he feels his life force beginning to fade. He regrets everything.

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Victorious, Comrade JAM pulls the weapon from the strange entity's cold dead hands and walks to the portal...

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...and with a dull flash is wisked away to another dimension? Maybe. Planet? Who knows.
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Re: Army of JAM: The Legacy Begins A New

Post by ninja_bait » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:19 pm

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Re: Army of JAM: The Legacy Begins A New

Post by Kommander Ken » Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:29 pm

Oh shit Comrade JAM's back bitches. :666:

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Re: Army of JAM: The Legacy Begins A New

Post by Duerer » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:17 am

Welcome back, man. Did you keep a buncha stuff after dissolving the Army of JAM for the first time or are you trying to amass everything anew?
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Re: Army of JAM: The Legacy Begins A New

Post by Bluefog » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:40 am

Duerer wrote:Welcome back, man. Did you keep a buncha stuff after dissolving the Army of JAM for the first time or are you trying to amass everything anew?
I sold a lot of it to a friend who still had some of it, so I bought a few pieces back. There might be more to come, we'll see. I miss doing these at the very least. I'm really into D&D and I craft a lot of terrain pieces and paint minis and that occupies a lot of time, but I'm gonna try and do both.



EDIT: And thank you.... actually a big thanks to everyone! Didn't realize how much I missed this place lol.
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