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Silverdream wrote:Not to be confused with I, SilvERdream. Seriously, I know you're just calling me silva because everyone else does but look up silvadream, he makes me look like idunno warhead.
Well I am curious too you know, the 9 artifax of pre-creation pre-date even myself, and their combined form may be the key to solving all the problems of the universe."
Keldoclock wrote:Swordsalmon: Argues about the price of bits of plastic, yet happily forks over $1 for a quarter-sized bit of plastic that does nothing but look cool.
stubby wrote:omg noob, balrogs are maiars too, don't you know anything
Silverdream wrote:This could mean the Akkadian Empire annexing all empires.
stubby wrote:But we've all seen this movie before. If someone is going for all the powerful weapons in the universe, he'll always end up getting them, because otherwise what's the point in telling the story.
And then at the end he'll be all-powerful for thirty seconds before some massive Koincidence causes him to lose everything despirte being invincible, or voluntarily scatter everything once again because he realizes they compromise his values of pure manliness, or whatever other reason best fits the narrative. If he does it right, we'll get to see bits and pieces in every battle that push him towards whatever it is in the end that's going to cause him to either lose or give up all the power.
Or, hopefully I mean. If this was Pandoranuker or somebody then I'd expect him to go with the "look at me I'm all powerful" route, for sure.
Silverdream wrote:Bragallot wrote:Silverdream wrote:This could mean the Akkadian Empire annexing all empires.
Yeah right like anyone would go with this 'LOOK AT ME IM ALL POWERFUL' crap.
Well if this goes well he'll have a weapon that makes him invincible, controls minds, kills anything automatically, can cut through anything, can summon brikthulu, cuts heads off like nothing, gives him infinite stupendous feats, can remove an entire squad from the universe, make any brik into another brik. Oh and it's piltogg, the manliest thing in the universe.
He was greatly angered by this noob who was trying to imitate his "mad style" and knew that he needed to be sentenced to a very severe punishment, so that he would learn his lesson.
I forgot the alternative scenario I was talking about yesterday in chat - when Piltogg collects all the Artifakts it immanentizes the eschaton, since the Deadly Spacemen have already shown us that there's a limit to how much ass you can kick before the universe breaks and then it has to reboot. Which means that there'd be some climactic final battle where reality itself is falling apart and everyone else is in a last-ditch effort trying to stop the Akkadians before it shatters completely.
Keldoclock wrote:Swordsalmon: Argues about the price of bits of plastic, yet happily forks over $1 for a quarter-sized bit of plastic that does nothing but look cool.
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