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Press Conference

PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:10 pm
by Ogel96
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Hello, people of the universe. I am  Ferdinand Len Dracon of the ones until recently called the nameless. We joined this galaxy less than two weeks ago, and over that period of time, have faced war, death devastation, and horror. I must say, we feel quite honored that you'd make us feel so comfortable as to recreate our past surroundings. Our past is part of the message I wish to convey to you tonight. You see, we come from an entirely different universe. Our universe was ruled by a giant empire, and we were warriors of it. The story really begins here. Roll Clip!!
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"Servants of the empire! Today is a glorious day."

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That's General Arnold Lionax. He's bad news, and the brother of the emperor.
"Today, we continue our empire's policy of cleansing. Today, order 121339547589 has been issued. As of today, all orcs are a savage race and will be exterminated. This is due to them being a lesser species; dumb, slow and violent."
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"Cough*Bullshit*Cough."
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"Excuse me?"
"That's bullshit. Horse Crap. Dog doo-doo. You get the drift."
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"WHAT? I should do you for treason!"
"I'm just saying. I've had plenty of trolls serve under me, and they haven't been any of those things except for violent, when the time is right."
"What do you mean by this?! You... Oh, I see."
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"See what?"
"You're a Dracon. With your blood, it's no surprise you'd be treasonous."
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WHAM
"MY FATHER IS NOT ME, AND I AM NOT MY FATHER!!!"
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"Get back! GUARD!"
"I challenge you to a duel of knives."
"You're a madman!"
"Will you accept my challenge, or would you  rather dishonor your family... and the emperor?"
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"Uhhh.... AHHHH!!"
SLASH CLINK RIP WHOOSH CLINK
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"Shoot this dog, who threatens imperial blood!"
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"With pleasure."
BLAM
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"ohhhh"
Gurgle
"Blimey! What'll I tell the Emperor?"
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"You'll tell him nothing."

Stop Clip!

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I'll continue from there. You see, the emperor is not a forgiving man, nor is he an honorable one. He tricked me and my army into going near a wormhole, then had a fleet shoot us in for refusal to obey orders. From what I have picked up, we went in at almost the same time as one Walter Ego, who was intent on reaping the rewards of a new universe. We have camped on our flagship for a while, and made temporary bases on ego's now barren planets. We have gotten involved in conflicts with a man named Paco, and are now finally ready to settle down and start anew.
We have settled on planets once belonging to a Nyphilis empire or something of the sort. And so begins the existence of
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The Wanderers.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:14 pm
by Robot Monkey
Interesting...

PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:32 pm
by RunsWithLegos
Nice, but doesn't this belong in the armory?

PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:39 pm
by Ogel96
It's a story, and it didn't really show off troops, so it could go either way.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:41 pm
by Natalya
It could fit there yes.

I like it.  :)

PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:12 am
by Warhead
Great intro, and good name too.  :D

PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:07 am
by Arkbrik
Rev. Sylvanus wrote:Image

Is it just me or is this scene incredibly hot?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:30 am
by feuer_faust
Arkbrik wrote:Is it just me or is this scene incredibly hot?


That took long. :P

But seriously, pretty neat idea. :)

PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:43 am
by Cpl. Halan
well, I've heard people talking about screwing the leadership but they usually didn't actually do it

PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:36 am
by BFenix
Silverdream wrote:Nice introduction. You should put this on <a href="http://brikwars.wikispaces.com/">the wiki</a>.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:20 pm
by Cakeman
True, spaceorks are neither slow nor stupid. i want to see more of this, nice introduction.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:30 pm
by Ross_Varn
Great intro. Welcome, fully.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:23 pm
by beluga
Welcome to the universe,  nice intro, have a nice time!

What are you talking about? As each planet in the Nyphilian empire was captured, we evacuated important officials, took important assets, and detonated the entire planet with a neutrina bomb. A physicist once said it was impossible to completely destroy matter in this universe, it merely changes form, but he's wrong. The entire planet is completely wiped from existence and is incinerated. This is to prevent the attackers from gaining material benefit from the attack.

However, if you are referring to the new planets the Immortals placed in that same place, then yes, you are absolutely correct and I have no protest, it is rightfully yours since the Nyphilians never populated them.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:27 pm
by NapalmKing
Ok beluga you have been getting beat on a lot but thats just stupid just say this "ok glad that deserving people ended up on our former planets welcome to the galaxy" it makes you seem nice and welcoming and makes people less anoyyed than saying oh um we blew the planet up

PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:35 pm
by beluga
I didn't blow the planets up when these dudes got to them, I destroyed them long before, in the aftermath of the battle of the Altai sector.