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Post by Ex-Lep » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:38 pm

so uh....you actually gonna leave or what?
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Post by Ross_Varn » Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:12 am

beluga wrote:...What, you thought I would tell you?
What, you thought we would care? Nothing's resistant to Overkill Damage. GTFO.

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Post by Natalya » Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:45 am

Everyone in this thread needs to shut the fuck up.

Beluga:
Don't post in here anymore. Just ignore them and do whatever. They can't write your plot.

Silver:
Close, but no. Your last post still doesn't win the thread so stop trying.

Ex-Lep:
Who the hell are you? Don't tell anyone on this board to leave. If someone needs to leave Rayhawk will ban them, or worse.
By worse I mean ban them but not by IP so they can make a new account and come back as an alt and be tortured forever.

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Stop trolling and don't post in here anymore.

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You're a shitgoat.
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Post by solvess » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:17 pm

Natalya wrote:Everyone in this thread needs to shut the fuck up.

Beluga:
Don't post in here anymore. Just ignore them and do whatever. They can't write your plot.

Silver:
Close, but no. Your last post still doesn't win the thread so stop trying.

Ex-Lep:
Who the hell are you? Don't tell anyone on this board to leave. If someone needs to leave Rayhawk will ban them, or worse.
By worse I mean ban them but not by IP so they can make a new account and come back as an alt and be tortured forever.

Ross:
Stop trolling and don't post in here anymore.

Solvess:
You're a shitgoat.
but your in this thread so.
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Post by Natalya » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:19 pm

:phil: Indeed.
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Post by stubby » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:09 pm

:phil: hmm

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Post by Darth Terminus » Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:56 am

Wait One Moment, Couldn't He Just Clone Himself?
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Post by Darth Terminus » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:54 am

You Know, Beluga Could Just Clone Himself Right?
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Post by Darth Terminus » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:18 am

Maybe, I Don't Know I May Clone Him Or I May Not, But I Do Have The Technology Required For Cloning Him
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Post by Darth Terminus » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:27 am

How True, I Also Keep A Laser Back In The Torture Chamber Which Is Slowly Gathering Dust I Could ....Persuade The New Clone Of Beluga To Give Away The Location Of The Remmenant Of The Nyphilian Empire Which He Claims, Is Alive And Rebuilding As A Matter Of Fact I Lost A Planet Today Because Of Him, The Bright Side Is .... I Blew It To Smitherines With My Orbital Quad Canon So I Am Eager For Pay Back.
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Post by trebnos1 » Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:28 pm

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I'd say fair enough. He admits 1. that the Nyphilians are all but dead (let him keep a scrap... though Beluga, it'd be cooler if you just let this crisis mold the Nyphilians into a whole new faction, sort of trying to reconstruct old tech, a more post-apoc style?), 2. that his prez is dead (LSD aside). If I recall correctly, that's about everything people were holding against him initially.
Well, aside from the obligatory flogging for his Shadowscythe ripoff earlier.
Oh, and I'm really disappointed in the reaction to his space copter (especially with Ross, I kind of respected you more than that...). It's genius! One of the main points of Sci-Fi and BrikWars is introducing wacky, innovative ideas. I can think of a dozen fictitious ways to make a space copter work, and the fact that he could come up with something that original and build it that well.
Now if he'd get over his Immortal inferiority complex, everything'd be perfect (note that you're still stuck on pedo, while Warhead's already at the mom stage... and accept that he's out of your league. Just stop trying to one-up everyone and do your own thing).

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Post by Darth Terminus » Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:05 pm

Now That Silver, Is A Really Fucking Good Point!
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Post by trebnos1 » Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:38 am

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Alright. Who the hell is this guy?^^

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Post by beluga » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:11 am

trebnos1 wrote:... it'd be cooler if you just let this crisis mold the Nyphilians into a whole new faction, sort of trying to reconstruct old tech, a more post-apoc style?),
I won't post it for a long, long while, but I do have a roaming band of Nyphilian survivors to base a new faction off of, perhaps I could feature them in forum battles in science labs and stuff? I'm stuck for vehicle ideas and parts though, so it'll have to take backseat to the Paladins against the Pedo, which are also kind of like that given the fact that they tried to capture as many Nyphilian planets as possible in order to try to reconstruct advanced Nyphilian tech. The whole re-invasion thing got scrapped because I just realized I didn't have enough resources to build the Athenia class battleship, but I instead decided the Nyphilians would take a new approach at "re-invasion". So instead of all the gits in one small fringe of the galaxy, they're spread and infiltrated in small numbers throughout the galaxy throughout factions with a hidden central command and army bases. The immortals broke the proverbial sac, so to speak.

Also, Paladins against the Pedo are selling land on former Nyphilian planets for 5 cents an acre, call local agent for more info.
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Post by Darth Terminus » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:55 am

Say What!?! Oh, Great Now I Have To Check All Of My Rim Worlds! Again!!
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