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FICO Fatality: A cinematic deathmatch in sequentia

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:58 pm
by Elmagnifico
Author's note: Text is below the relevant pictures.

Deep Underground, in the depths of a conquered citadel, Lord Warhead is closing in on his prey.
Warhead had been lagging behind the troops during a lot of the battle, and was getting itchy. In
fact, the main reason the palace wasn't bombarded from orbit was because he wanted to get
some actual action. Having kept his Immortal blood-lust in check for quite some time, he was
feeling particularly Maniacal, despite having picked out his best Infernal Shogun suit of armor
for the battle.

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"This is it Milud, the traitor said we'd find his leader here, but we haven't been able to breach the door."

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*Skeeoosh*

"We're going to need a squad of Breach-... Wait."

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"Well, that works."

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"Ah, finally some action!"


"Milud, wait! It could be a..."

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*SLAM*


"...Trap."

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"You're too late. The sword is long gone."


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"We used a portal much like this one to smuggle it away, it's halfway across the galaxy now. You've failed."


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"I'm sure I'd be bawling me eyes out if I knew what the bloody hell you were talking about."

"You, mean, you weren't here for Santo Luz?"


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"Nope. Haven't the foggiest idea what that is."

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"However, if you surrender now, I can offer you a position as the Emperor's Footstool. It's a pretty cushy job.
Three square meals of bran mash a day, a spot next to our Glorious Leader, and a shiny explosive collar custom fit..."


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"DEFEND YOURSELF, INFIDEL."

As Codename: Aegis drew his Nova Claymore...

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"OH GOOD, I WAS BEGINNING TO WORRY YOU'D ACCEPT."

Warhead's anger manifested in the form of a flaming OT Warhammer.

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*WHOOSH*

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"RAAAGH"

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*KFZZZT*

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*WHOOV*

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*BADOOM*

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"Hup"

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*KA-RUNCH*

*dodge*

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"Oi, how'd you do that?"

"You've got something in your eye."

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*BOOT*

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"Ha-Ha! I shall enjoy fighting alongside you!"

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NEVER!

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*SKAZZLE*

"You're not the only one who can jump about too fast for that puny cameraman to take in!"

"Hold still and DIE!"

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"THAT'S WHAT"

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"YOUR MOTHER"

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"SAID!"

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"Ugh."

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"Have at you!"

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For 'Mata...

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"FOR THE CORPS!"

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*JUNJ*

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*WHOOSH*

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*WZEEEOOO*

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*WHJIING*

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*SHEEOO*

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*JOOOM*

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*VMMM*

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*KJANG*

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"HRR"

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The battle raged on,

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warhammer clashing with claymore,

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Warhead's control and Aegis' grip slipping all the while, until,

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*shove*

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*SHADOOSH*

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Aegis could not have known,

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*CRASH*

but Warhead's persona was splintering, breaking off into shards that were being sent spinning across the
room. Several of these fragments ricocheted around until they were reabsorbed into the main host, but a
great many also escaped through the rapidly destabilizing portal, where they would develop into countless
offshoots of Warhead, each intent on conquering the galaxy for himself.

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"No Prisoners."

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"I know not your name, but you fought well, and assured our mutual destruction. With both Inhibitors taken
out, this portal will overload and destroy the entire palace."


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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


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"SCREW THAT NOISE"

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"IM OUTTA HEER"

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*SHWOOP*

"..."

"Hey now, I'm not dead yet!"


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"What? How?"

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"AHL GI' YE A GLASGO KIS MUN!"

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*DONK*

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"Now what?"

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*ZJHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

"Well Tittybiscuits."

Click here to see what happened to the palace.

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:21 pm
by Warhead
Bwah-hahahahahaha! It's like you've been watching the pictures inside my head, EL! This will make a great end scene to FICO, thanks! :D

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:06 pm
by Bragallot
... that's what your mother said! :lol:

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:35 pm
by MasterEcabob
Amazing. The throne room is simply perfect, and I love how well you wove them destroying the stabilizers into the battle. The helmet damage and massive close ups were great too. Not to even mention the ending!

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:46 pm
by enders_shadow
wonderful! this is an amazing climax to a wonderful battle (that will soon happen, if Warhead can get his shit together!). Also, now I'm intrigued by the sword... and I want one :D

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:28 am
by RagnarokRose
Epic, to say the least. Fucking Amazing, to say the next least.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:49 am
by Killer Karetsu
Fucking epic.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:08 am
by Pwnerade
A truly epic duel.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:53 am
by Ben-Jammin
Epic indeed. I was on the edge of my seat for the whole duel. I wants a Nova Claymore.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:56 pm
by BFenix
Aegis, you spread Warheads evil across space and time! Good job 8)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:17 pm
by Warhead
...damn, I spored! Bwah-hahahahaha! :lol:

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:13 pm
by Elmagnifico
"Aegis could not have known"

He had no idea what happened.

Plus, each individual Warhead is weaker than the original, by various degrees depending on how many shards they've assimilated.

Have you ever seen any other of the Warheads manifesting OT warhammers with pure rage? No? They're less powerful.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:14 pm
by Warhead
True, but they will get more powerful if able. Medivo for one. Of course that brings into question just how weak the original Warhead might be..? or hasn't anyone thought of that? I like to think they're out there right now, hunting each other down in a "highlander" style battle to be the one and only Warhead. Besides, we had to come up with a) a limitation on Warhead's excesses and b) a reason why the little bastard keeps appearing in everyone's battles.

I like this story we all seemed to mind meld out while on chat, in between all the dick jokes anyway. :D

Forum I salute you, best place ever. :D In a crushingly souless sort of way.

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:08 pm
by enders_shadow
so, next battle we need at least three warheads showing up, each trying to kill the others and making the Immortals follow them :D

that would be awesome. Also, we should let Warhead control all three. :P

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:10 pm
by NapalmKing
enders_shadow wrote:so, next battle we need at least three warheads showing up, each trying to kill the others and making the Immortals follow them :D

that would be awesome. Also, we should let Warhead control all three. :P
I think we have a winner :twisted: