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Re: Desperate Measures

Post by Semaj Nagirrac » Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:57 pm

The ambassador's name should have been a dead give away, but that is what you get for instigating war.

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Re: Desperate Measures

Post by Zupponn » Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:58 pm

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Turd Alliance Forever!!!
Fix'd.

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Re: Desperate Measures

Post by Semaj Nagirrac » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:00 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Turd Alliance Forever!!!
Fix'd.

lolololololololololololololololololololololol
You dick, ha ha ha!
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Re: Desperate Measures

Post by Zupponn » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:54 pm

In response to this hostage crisis, the Zupponn Mining Co. has been hired by the Allied Nations for disruption purposes and to generally wreck havoc against the enemy. Currently they have infiltrated the Avalonian home planet...

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Nearby a large Avalonian city, a small group of ZMC mercenaries lies in wait to ambush the incoming Avalonian patrol.

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Precisely, and without warning, the ZMC mercs open fire, killing 2 Avalonians on the spot.

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The remaining Avalonians fight back, though, and they each take down a ZMC merc.

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But it wasn't enough, as the remaining soldiers are gunned down.

Scenes like this one have become more and more common, as the ZMC works to disrupt all enemy supply lines using guerrilla tactics. How long the ZMC troops will be able to stay in the system is yet to be determined, however. The Avalonians are quickly working to secure all supply lines so that the ZMC won't be able to keep the pressure on them for too much longer.
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Post by Semaj Nagirrac » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:26 am

:shock:

Gasp! They're here to take all of our GT! You'll pay for this!
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Post by Zupponn » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:16 pm

Semaj Nagirrac wrote::shock:

Gasp! They're here to take all of our GT! You'll pay for this!
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Re: Desperate Measures

Post by Robot Monkey » Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:44 pm

Excellent work. With any luck, those twattorians will give up the fight.
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Re: Desperate Measures

Post by NapalmKing » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:04 pm

Just wondering are you consulting with semaj nagirac when you make these things?
Also very cool job with the acces codes.
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Re: Desperate Measures

Post by Robot Monkey » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:17 pm

Ooh, this is getting interesting... :omnom:
I can see this ending in Trattoria leaving the AN and joining the TA with siri as it's leader.
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Re: Desperate Measures

Post by Tzan » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:19 pm

Intelligence Director Siri

Is her last name Paloon?

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Re: Desperate Measures

Post by cleanupcrew » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:30 am

@NapalmKing: The first post was definitely Semaj's idea, I simply executed it in bricks. As for Siri and everything else, well, that's my own independent plot twist.

@RM: Haha like that'll ever happen.

@Tzan: If anything could possibly be behind the name, it was probably the new Apple program Siri. The character now is very different from what I originally came up with, but the name stuck.

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