Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2
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Nah, Death Wall is this Mk 0.5
stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.
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YES.
YES.
and also YES.
I'm so stoked to see this happen!
YES.
and also YES.
I'm so stoked to see this happen!
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Fuck yes!
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This is one of the most amazing things on the forum battles. I hope to be quick enough to claim a faction when the sign ups come out.
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Well, now I need to catch up on Part 1.
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Bah, don't you know anything, Magical Girls don't need boys to have fun!stubby wrote:The "magical forest samurai" get introduced in the next little story excerpt, but I'm not sure you'll want them. Instead I was planning on giving you the cliche magical girls who are crying because they need some big strong men to validate their existence. (Hidden agenda: get kisses from boys)Natalya wrote:I call the magical forest samurai and their warrior princess spellcaster lady.
There is no way this can end badly!
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Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!Whiteagle wrote:Bah, don't you know anything, Magical Girls don't need boys to have fun!stubby wrote:The "magical forest samurai" get introduced in the next little story excerpt, but I'm not sure you'll want them. Instead I was planning on giving you the cliche magical girls who are crying because they need some big strong men to validate their existence. (Hidden agenda: get kisses from boys)Natalya wrote:I call the magical forest samurai and their warrior princess spellcaster lady.
There is no way this can end badly!
stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.
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Cool, sitting tight is what I do best.stubby wrote:Oh there's a bunch more follow-up, you're going to be waiting for a while. Just sit tight.
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so far so good!:D Can't wait to see how you pull off the rest.
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First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest.Ham701 wrote:Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!
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Wait, does that make Natalya the female equivalent of Warhead?Silverdream wrote:First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest.Ham701 wrote:Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!
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Yes. 420 smoke weed erryday.Robot Monkey wrote:Wait, does that make Natalya the female equivalent of Warhead?Silverdream wrote:First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest.Ham701 wrote:Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!
stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.
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I'm not that cool. I haven't smoked weed for over a year and out here in Canada the only boning of chicks I have done is when I accidentally elbowed another roller girl in the back of the head. I guess if something made me cool it would be roller derby. Then again, this reminds me of a lyric from a song:Ham701 wrote:Yes. 420 smoke weed erryday.Robot Monkey wrote:Wait, does that make Natalya the female equivalent of Warhead?Silverdream wrote:First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest.Ham701 wrote:Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!
As for magical girls not needing men, I totally remember that episode lol. Some of them seem to need them, but even Moon who is the neediest of the bunch survives almost the entire fifth season without even a letter from Tuxedo Mask.Bikini Kill wrote:Gets good grades and plays guitar
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Maybe coolness come from within. If you act like you are cool but are nice to people and try to resolve issues instead of escalating things and are respectful of other people then you are cool by my standards.
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Welcome to the uncoolest place on the internet!Natalya wrote:Maybe coolness come from within. If you act like you are cool but are nice to people and try to resolve issues instead of escalating things and are respectful of other people then you are cool by my standards.
Speaking of derby, our team just won their first game! How come nobody reacts like this after winning a game of brikwars:
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But wait a minute, this thread is not about derby, it's about rainbow wars. Now back to our regularly scheduled nonsense.
THUG: Stop! In the name of THUG SQUAD! Are you an eccentric hermit?
ECCENTRIC HERMIT: What the crap!
THUG: I'll take that as a yes. All, right, standard drill. Beard, check. Peasantly fashion sense, check. Smells like crap, check. Would you say that you are humble and / or mysterious?
ECCENTRIC HERMIT: Well it doesn't get much more humble than this, cleaning up after these bastards all day! It's "mysterious" why I don't just burn it all to the ground! I'm the most humble motherfucker in the VladTron Empire!
THUG: We're in the middle of a forest! Who are you cleaning up after? Magical forest samurai?
ECCENTRIC HERMIT: Were you born without noses? This whole forest is infested with shitgoats! I'm the only thing standing between VladTron civilization and a shitgoat explosion!
THUG: What the fuck is a nose!? All right, THUG HUDDLE.
THUG: All right men. I don't like this guy. I think he's lying about being humble.
THUG 2: And he smells like a shitgoat.
THUG 3: Let's just pretend we never met him.
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