Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

[Ham701]

Nah, Death Wall is this Mk 0.5

[Zahru II]

YES.

YES.

and also YES.

I'm so stoked to see this happen!

[Silent-sigfig]

Fuck yes!

[Stormblessed]

This is one of the most amazing things on the forum battles. I hope to be quick enough to claim a faction when the sign ups come out.

[Silverdream]

Well, now I need to catch up on Part 1.

[Whiteagle]

I call the magical forest samurai and their warrior princess spellcaster lady.

The "magical forest samurai" get introduced in the next little story excerpt, but I'm not sure you'll want them. Instead I was planning on giving you the cliche magical girls who are crying because they need some big strong men to validate their existence. (Hidden agenda: get kisses from boys)

There is no way this can end badly!

Bah, don't you know anything, Magical Girls don't need boys to have fun!

[Ham701]

I call the magical forest samurai and their warrior princess spellcaster lady.

The "magical forest samurai" get introduced in the next little story excerpt, but I'm not sure you'll want them. Instead I was planning on giving you the cliche magical girls who are crying because they need some big strong men to validate their existence. (Hidden agenda: get kisses from boys)

There is no way this can end badly!

Bah, don't you know anything, Magical Girls don't need boys to have fun!

Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!

[Tzan]

Oh there's a bunch more follow-up, you're going to be waiting for a while. Just sit tight.

Cool, sitting tight is what I do best.
That and rolling crit fails.

[piltogg]

so far so good!:D Can't wait to see how you pull off the rest.

[Silverdream]

Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!

First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest.

[Robot Monkey]

Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!

First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest.

Wait, does that make Natalya the female equivalent of Warhead?

[Ham701]

Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!

First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest.

Wait, does that make Natalya the female equivalent of Warhead?

Yes. 420 smoke weed erryday.

[Natalya]

Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!

First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest.

Wait, does that make Natalya the female equivalent of Warhead?

Yes. 420 smoke weed erryday.

I'm not that cool. I haven't smoked weed for over a year and out here in Canada the only boning of chicks I have done is when I accidentally elbowed another roller girl in the back of the head. I guess if something made me cool it would be roller derby. Then again, this reminds me of a lyric from a song:

Gets good grades and plays guitar
Thinks he's cool but really is not!

As for magical girls not needing men, I totally remember that episode lol. Some of them seem to need them, but even Moon who is the neediest of the bunch survives almost the entire fifth season without even a letter from Tuxedo Mask.

[Natalya]

Maybe coolness come from within. If you act like you are cool but are nice to people and try to resolve issues instead of escalating things and are respectful of other people then you are cool by my standards.

[stubby]

Maybe coolness come from within. If you act like you are cool but are nice to people and try to resolve issues instead of escalating things and are respectful of other people then you are cool by my standards.

Welcome to the uncoolest place on the internet!

Speaking of derby, our team just won their first game! How come nobody reacts like this after winning a game of brikwars:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid= ... =3&theater

But wait a minute, this thread is not about derby, it's about rainbow wars. Now back to our regularly scheduled nonsense.


THUG: Stop! In the name of THUG SQUAD! Are you an eccentric hermit?

ECCENTRIC HERMIT: What the crap!

THUG: I'll take that as a yes. All, right, standard drill. Beard, check. Peasantly fashion sense, check. Smells like crap, check. Would you say that you are humble and / or mysterious?


ECCENTRIC HERMIT: Well it doesn't get much more humble than this, cleaning up after these bastards all day! It's "mysterious" why I don't just burn it all to the ground! I'm the most humble motherfucker in the VladTron Empire!

THUG: We're in the middle of a forest! Who are you cleaning up after? Magical forest samurai?


ECCENTRIC HERMIT: Were you born without noses? This whole forest is infested with shitgoats! I'm the only thing standing between VladTron civilization and a shitgoat explosion!

THUG: What the fuck is a nose!? All right, THUG HUDDLE.


THUG: All right men. I don't like this guy. I think he's lying about being humble.

THUG 2: And he smells like a shitgoat.

THUG 3: Let's just pretend we never met him.