Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by Zupponn » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:45 am

I like how the rainbow table shifts colors to correctly match the knight who is the closest. Same goes for the wall and the shields.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by Keldoclock » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:30 pm

In summary, :j+b:
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by stubby » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:32 pm

I've reviewed the events of RQ2:JA pt 1 and have rendered my verdict.
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Best Sir IVasscus: IVhorseman
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Best Sir Stalin: Silent-Sigfig
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Backup Sir Stalin: Arkbrik

So consider this as SIGNUP TURN ZERO. The first part of the battle is only IVasscus and Stalin trying to break in and sabotage the drawbridge, so first dibs go to IVhorseman and Silent-Sigfig. If Silent doesn't want Stalin, second dibs go to Arkbrik.
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If Arkbrik is also uninterested, then I'll activate Sir Kruschev from moronstudios and tzan's version of the battle, and first dibs for Kruschev go to Lt. Krus (obviously).
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by Thesson » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:28 pm

If i can... could I have Sir dogdu? Later?

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by Silverdream » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:08 pm

If Lt. Krus isn't here, may I have Khrushchev?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by stubby » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:34 pm

Silverdream wrote:If Lt. Krus isn't here, may I have Khrushchev?
The Stalin army isn't really designed for someone who just wants to silva out and try to ruin the game for everyone else. You'll have to wait until I can cook up a faction more in alignment with your play style.

Wait a minute, what am I saying, I already have a faction for you coming up later on. Tarren gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by IVhorseman » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:29 pm

Count me in for more banana surfing!

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by Ham » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:35 pm

It's a good thing I put Stubby's original post in my signature, I knew he'd edit it.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by Silverdream » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:38 pm

stubby wrote:
Silverdream wrote:If Lt. Krus isn't here, may I have Khrushchev?
The Stalin army isn't really designed for someone who just wants to silva out and try to ruin the game for everyone else. You'll have to wait until I can cook up a faction more in alignment with your play style.

Wait a minute, what am I saying, I already have a faction for you coming up later on. Tarren gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by Silent-sigfig » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:31 pm

My Body is ready

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by Tzan » Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:03 pm

stubby wrote:
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aaAAARRRrrr the horse is eating my faaace!

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by mgb519 » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:16 pm

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by stubby » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:50 pm

Ham701 wrote:It's a good thing I put Stubby's original post in my signature, I knew he'd edit it.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by aoffan23 » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:20 pm

Will you be controlling Vladtron and his soldiers again this time, stubby? If not, would I be able to take control of them? Pweeeaase?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Post by samuelzz10 » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:14 pm

I would like to have a part in this later.
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