Death to Britannia
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Death to Britannia
"Johan, have security bring in our guest."
"Yes, my lord."
"Your son is unwilling to deal with us. We have wasted too much time on your bony old ass."
"KNEEL BEFORE HERR KAISER!"
"Janitors."
"You sent for us, Herr Kaiser?"
"Yes. You two are to warp in to Pendragon, and destroy it with F.L.E.I.J.As. You will not be followed and you will not be escorted. If you are captured you are to commit suicide."
"Yes Herr Kaiser."
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Re: Death to Britannia
A little backstory to help figure out what's going on would be nice.
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The man being executed is Vicount James DeSilva, father of Admiral Byron DeSilva. He was captured in a forum battle I had a while ago.Zupponn wrote:A little backstory to help figure out what's going on would be nice.
Why is that relevant? Bavaria and the Britannian League are duking it out in the yellow sector(the very sector Byron DeSilva's appointed to) over the Silvarian world Bohem. Bavaria is kicking both the Silvarians' and Brits' asses.
Pendragon is the capital of the Britannian League, located on Planet Winchester.
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Re: Death to Britannia
The Zupponn Mining Co. is going to move in and take over important GT mining sites during the fighting.
Re: Death to Britannia
The Geralddens are going to...Grab a beer while this is going on.
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Re: Death to Britannia
I thought the capital of Brittannia was London, and that they were currently hosting the Olympics, and the Special Olympics for people like silva.
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6. No, because Warhead agreed with Piltogg that it shouuld be Pendragon(like in code geass). London would be too predictable.Colette wrote:I thought the capital of Brittannia was London, and that they were currently hosting the Olympics, and the Special Olympics for people like silva.
7. You're implying that there is something wrong with being mentally handicapped.
8. I have asperger's. The only thing aspies get competetive about is who has the most aspergers and how unbearably bad it is to have so much aspergers.
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PoserSilverdream wrote:8. I have Ass Burgers. The only thing aspies get competetive about is who has the most Ass Burgers and how unbearably bad it is to have so much Ass Burgers.
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Re: Death to Britannia
Don't feel bad, no one can handle that much flavorSilverdream wrote:Colette wrote:.
8. I have Ass Burgers. The only thing aspies get competetive about is who has the most Ass Burgers and how unbearably bad it is to have so much Ass Burgers.
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Re: Death to Britannia
Which is why I was switched to Pervasive Developmental Disorder.Silverdream wrote:8. I have Ass Burgers. The only thing aspies get competetive about is who has the most Ass Burgers and how unbearably bad it is to have so much Ass Burgers.
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Re: Death to Britannia
A supply ship, filled with TA soldiers that defected to the Britannian League.
"Für Piltogg"
A bright light flashes over Pendragon, and the city is gone.
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Re: Death to Britannia
This seems to be a very bad time for the major players of the brik-verse. First New York, now the Brittannian capital- what's next, orbital bombardment of Scythia or Austere? Either way, a time of revolution and upheaval seems to be taking place.
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"Greetings, Admirals, Lords, Ladies and citizens of the Britannian League. The Capital of Pendragon was obliterated by Third Alliance forces. The death tolls are still unknown, and no one knows the whereabouts of the Prime Minister, her majesty Queen Victoria V of Britannia, or the cabinet. The government is most likely dead. But not our beloved Britannia. We fight, we compete; evolution is continuous! Britannia alone moves forward; advancing steadily into the future. Even the death of my Father James, demonstrates Britannia’s unswerving commitment to progress! We will fight on, we shall struggle, compete, plunder, and dominate and in the end the future shall be ours! All Hail Brittania!"
"I thank Lord Flasheart for delivering me the pilots. He, and Lord Byng shall execute them for their war crimes."
"Any last words?"
"My mission is completed."
"With this sword, I will begin the act of destroying the Third Alliance."
"Lord Byng is to lead the ground campaign in the Yellow Sector. I will lead the battles in space. We will fight them with Spitfires, with rifles and bayonets, with tooth and nail."
"This apple is delicious"
"Meanwhile, Haig will lead the Yellow Sector colonies as acting Viceroy."
"Aww man, why don't I ever get to lead battles anymore"
"We've been over this!"
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Re: Death to Britannia
I feel as if that apple will play a major part.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Re: Death to Britannia
(I even put the 'u' in honorable!)Message wrote:Should the need arise, there are many ZMC contracts open for our honourable Brittanian friends and allies. In this way we provide our help and support in these troubled times. Death to the Piltogg fanatics and all of their supporters!
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