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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:31 pm

Silverdream wrote:Of course it's a troll post, what kind of man would want a tall girl?
Eh, I guess it depends. I don't like them REALLY short, because then I feel like I'm with a toddler. If they're a few inches taller than me ,it's fine but if I could motorboat by literally just walking into her she's too tall. 5'5" is the perfect height for me.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:43 pm

I used to date short chicks, then i dated a girl exactly my height. I suppose the next step is taller, because suddenly taller girls got really hot.

Natalya isn't even that particularly full of herself, that's just how girls are when they get to set the terms of things. I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:48 pm

IVhorseman wrote:I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.

I would only like a girl controlling me if it was a BDSM situation. http://youtu.be/cMeYhQzzqDg?t=4m17s
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Silverdream » Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:07 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.

I would only like a girl controlling me if it was a BDSM situation. http://youtu.be/cMeYhQzzqDg?t=4m17s


Shut up dude, you're 13.

IVhorseman wrote:I used to date short chicks, then i dated a girl exactly my height. I suppose the next step is taller, because suddenly taller girls got really hot.

Natalya isn't even that particularly full of herself, that's just how girls are when they get to set the terms of things. I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.


It doesn't matter if it's normal or not, it's still not a nice thing to do. I mean it would be okay to do this in a country like France where women get terrible pay and have to sleep with their bosses to get promoted, but Canada is pretty decent compared to other countries. Women get about 90 cents to the dollar. So maybe Natalya should have a quota of maybe using one guy a year, who happens to be a governmental official or something? That way she would be earning the same as men without being too mean.

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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:10 pm

Silverdream wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.

I would only like a girl controlling me if it was a BDSM situation. http://youtu.be/cMeYhQzzqDg?t=4m17s


Shut up dude, you're 13.
Well, I'm 15 now.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Silverdream » Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:13 pm

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samuelzz10 wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.

I would only like a girl controlling me if it was a BDSM situation. http://youtu.be/cMeYhQzzqDg?t=4m17s


Shut up dude, you're 13.
Well, I'm 15 now.


Once a 13 year old, always a 13 year old.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:16 pm

Silverdream wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:
Silverdream wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.

I would only like a girl controlling me if it was a BDSM situation. http://youtu.be/cMeYhQzzqDg?t=4m17s


Shut up dude, you're 13.
Well, I'm 15 now.


Once a 13 year old, always a 13 year old.

so, you're a 13 year old?
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Silverdream » Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:34 pm

samuelzz10 wrote:
Silverdream wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:
Silverdream wrote:
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IVhorseman wrote:I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.

I would only like a girl controlling me if it was a BDSM situation. http://youtu.be/cMeYhQzzqDg?t=4m17s


Shut up dude, you're 13.
Well, I'm 15 now.


Once a 13 year old, always a 13 year old.

so, you're a 13 year old?


Of course not, I am an 18 year old.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:38 pm

Silverdream wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:
Silverdream wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:
Silverdream wrote:
samuelzz10 wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.

I would only like a girl controlling me if it was a BDSM situation. http://youtu.be/cMeYhQzzqDg?t=4m17s


Shut up dude, you're 13.
Well, I'm 15 now.


Once a 13 year old, always a 13 year old.

so, you're a 13 year old?


Of course not, I am an 18 year old.

I don't even know how to reply to this
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Kalvinator » Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:53 pm

He obviously went to his planer form for a year, skipping year 13, like everyone else, duh.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby stubby » Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:11 pm

IVhorseman wrote:Natalya isn't even that particularly full of herself, that's just how girls are when they get to set the terms of things. I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.

It's how guys act when they get to set the terms of things too. I don't think there's any significant moral dimension to it. It is what it is.

In most cases, both parties know the score and are participating by choice. The value of having somebody awesome around for their presence alone is worthwhile in itself a lot of the time. Amping up sexual tension with no plan or expectation of fulfillment is its own kind of thrill, especially if you're already getting the fulfillment part elsewhere. Why do you think God gave us strip clubs and burlesque shows?
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Silverdream » Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:30 pm

stubby wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:Natalya isn't even that particularly full of herself, that's just how girls are when they get to set the terms of things. I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.

It's how guys act when they get to set the terms of things too. I don't think there's any significant moral dimension to it. It is what it is.

In most cases, both parties know the score and are participating by choice. The value of having somebody awesome around for their presence alone is worthwhile in itself a lot of the time. Amping up sexual tension with no plan or expectation of fulfillment is its own kind of thrill, especially if you're already getting the fulfillment part elsewhere. Why do you think God gave us strip clubs and burlesque shows?


I don't understand any of this behaviour. Why not just spend money on an expensive prostitute or something?
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:14 pm

Silverdream wrote:
stubby wrote:
IVhorseman wrote:Natalya isn't even that particularly full of herself, that's just how girls are when they get to set the terms of things. I can't say it's not morally reprehensible, but it IS totally normal.

It's how guys act when they get to set the terms of things too. I don't think there's any significant moral dimension to it. It is what it is.

In most cases, both parties know the score and are participating by choice. The value of having somebody awesome around for their presence alone is worthwhile in itself a lot of the time. Amping up sexual tension with no plan or expectation of fulfillment is its own kind of thrill, especially if you're already getting the fulfillment part elsewhere. Why do you think God gave us strip clubs and burlesque shows?


I don't understand any of this behaviour. Why not just spend money on an expensive prostitute or something?

A prostitute will give you an std, and also probably means you're getting sloppy seconds. The easiest way to take one's virginity is to be in a metal band.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby Silverdream » Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:30 pm

I never said anything about virginity, I said to buy an expensive prostitute who's either independent or part of an escort service. If you're worried about an STD you wear a condom. Also, you're an idiot.
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Re: How to take a girl out as friends

Postby samuelzz10 » Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:37 pm

Silverdream wrote:I never said anything about virginity, I said to buy an expensive prostitute who's either independent or part of an escort service. If you're worried about an STD you wear a condom. Also, you're an idiot.

Either way, there's no dignity in a prostitute.
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