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Re: No idea what to do

Postby stubby » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:26 pm

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Pretty funny if that clown is a juggalo I guess.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby stubby » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:31 pm

All right. new research strategy. I did a google image search for "clown face expression" and imagined kicking each of them in the nuts one by one. My initial analysis suggests that kicking a clown in the nuts is pretty funny.

https://www.google.com/search?q=clown+f ... n&tbm=isch
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Tzan » Fri Nov 01, 2013 1:39 pm

I was at the supermarket yesterday.
I have not seen a clown in the wild in decades.
Sure I have recently seen deer, coyotes, turkey, fox, even a lawyer.

So Imagine my shock and horror as I enter that front part of a supermarket that has the carriages... and see a fucking clown.
He was just standing there, quietly chatting with an market employee as if it was completely normal. :fist:

The market has just finished a major renovation.
Which means they have mixed up the location of all the items in the store, ya know, for the sake of improvement.
So now I have no fucking idea where anything is.

That entry area had a major make over, they even needed to jackhammer the concrete slab for some reason.
The only reason I can think of for a clown to be in the store, is because it was built over an ancient clown burial yard, which was disturbed by the construction.
A high priest native american clown was there to settle the spirits of his dead clown ancestors.
Possibly by spraying the site with holy seltzer water from his clown flower.


( seriously, there was a renovation and there was a clown, scary shit )
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:01 pm

stubby wrote:All right. new research strategy. I did a google image search for "clown face expression" and imagined kicking each of them in the nuts one by one. My initial analysis suggests that kicking a clown in the nuts is pretty funny.

https://www.google.com/search?q=clown+f ... n&tbm=isch


Drat, when I typed that I imagined something as being only funny the first time around, and then became sad and deplorable after that.

Anyone got anything along those lines? Well. Other than Silva.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Silverdream » Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:26 pm

I was funny the first time around?
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby stubby » Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:34 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:Anyone got anything along those lines? Well. Other than Silva.

Silverdream wrote:I was funny the first time around?

Got to be honest, I'm starting to doubt the effectiveness of your metaphorical abilities here.
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Bragallot » Fri Nov 01, 2013 4:52 pm

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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Natalya » Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:49 am

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Did the clown you saw have tentacle arms?
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Re: No idea what to do

Postby Tzan » Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:32 am

Well I didn't see any tentacles.
But I wouldn't be surprised if he was wearing human hand shaped gloves and his tentacles were hiding in those.
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